(FOOTSTEPS ECHO) ('EVERYBODY HURTS' BY REM) SONG: # Mmmmm... # MAN: Cheers. Happy birthday, Dad. -Take it easy on the open road, son. -Dad! # When your day is long... # I don't...
Welcome and it is wonderful to see such a terrific turnout here. A Huge thank you to the Nour Foundation and The New York Academy of Sciences for making this event possible. I have to say it is a...
[MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF "CALL ME MAYBE" BY CARLY RAE JEPSEN] COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING] Me got a wish on me mind. It is the chocolate chip kind. Me look at you and me tell, you may have...
I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off, now...
Denial of evolution is unique to the United States.I mean, we're the world's most advanced technological mean, you could say Japan but generally, the United States is where most of the...
QUIZ SHOW or... "No, no, I mean the actual words on the page, see...?" NonStampCollector OK Welcome back. Both our contestants are giving it a red hot go tonight as we test their...
Do you wanna date my Avatar? Do you wanna date my Avatar? Hang with me in my MMO. So many places we can go. You'll never see my actual face. Our love, our love will be in a virtual space....
>> Well, I have a fun job, but I'm not going to talk about the fun parts. I'm going to talk about the problems that we've had -- about the hard parts. I want to...
♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here,...
Hi neighbor, welcome again to this neighborhood. I'd like to show you something. Do you know what this is? Well maybe if I press this button. This is a cassette player with a little cassette in here,...