White onion
Beyonce fans around the world were thrilled when the multi-platinum singer gave birth to a healthy baby girl earlier this week. But that excitement quickly turned to shock when the witch who granted...
1
annotations
The Department of Defense made a historic change to military policy today. For the first time ever, women will be allowed to serve in combat provided they are supervised by a male chaperone. The Onion...
1
annotations
Hi, this is Dave for Expert Village. Today we are going to make white bean soup with hamhocks and cornbread. Not necessarily required for this recipe but something that I like to add for a little...
1
annotations
In a major gaffe, President Obama forgets to dumb it down for the American populace. A burrito is eaten like someone in the room isn't crying. And the US will give a limestone-based economy a...
1
annotations
The Prime Minister of Norway gets laid. Grandma upgrades to a cordless land line. And George R.R. Martin assures fans that these last two are going to be real turds. Welcome to a new year filled with...
1
annotations
Cottage Pie Perfection is a lot of little things done well. You can't just throw everything in a pan and expect it to be delicious. The secret to simple classics like cottage pie or...
1
annotations
The Seattle Seahawks are a football team, Kenny. They have a stadium. -They blew that team up years ago Doc, I saw it happen. And you've already lost round one of The Face Off. The NBA lockout...
1
annotations
IFC Always on. Slightly off. Onion News Network Talkback with Brooke Alvarez On... Prison. Hello there, I'm Brooke Alvarez. I'm answering your questions, in a not so subtle attempt to...
1
annotations
hey guys uhh claymario here, and today, i have really wanted to play pikmin and i've never played it, I'm sad... as you can see, i changed my skin for this special occasion ok so this...
1
annotations
