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Beyonce fans around the world were thrilled when the multi-platinum singer gave birth to a healthy baby girl earlier this week. But that excitement quickly turned to shock when the witch who granted...

In a major gaffe, President Obama forgets to dumb it down for the American populace. A burrito is eaten like someone in the room isn't crying. And the US will give a limestone-based economy a...

The Prime Minister of Norway gets laid. Grandma upgrades to a cordless land line. And George R.R. Martin assures fans that these last two are going to be real turds. Welcome to a new year filled with...

Hi Everybody. I'm Dr. David Reath and I'm here to discuss this week's Truth-O-Meter Tuesday question. Well we got this week's question from an article that was recently...

The Pitt State Gorillas kicked off their Monday morning in San Antonio with a Community Engagement Program at Nimitz middle school, where they were greeted with an auditorium full of students eager to...

Music playing with a black screen [Announcer] A temporary tattoo should be just that temporary. Black screen opens to reveal 3 young women sitting at a table getting temporary tattoos. [Announcer] The...

IFC Always on. Slightly Off Onion News Network Talkback with Brooke Alvarez On... Uninformed People I'm Brooke Alvarez and while I may not acknowledge your presence in person and if you try to...

The Seattle Seahawks are a football team, Kenny. They have a stadium. -They blew that team up years ago Doc, I saw it happen. And you've already lost round one of The Face Off. The NBA lockout...

IFC Always on. Slightly off. Onion News Network Talkback with Brooke Alvarez On... Prison. Hello there, I'm Brooke Alvarez. I'm answering your questions, in a not so subtle attempt to...