Really Jack? Oh my God. Really, take it off. *laughter* Its not funny! Really you guys, don't egg him on. Its not funny. Come on! Hey babe? These knives suck! Jack: You suck. Tony: So, the...
Have you ever noticed that no matter how many different jobs that you've had, that there's similarities. Like maybe you keep working for a jerk boss, or maybe you keep working for a...
Only travel in a herd By yourself is not preferred If you're caught - dismemberment Then your guts get used to cover-up a scent Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die It's hard to...
Yo! Another Sean V Beat Jack. Haha... When I first heard this beat, I just wondered what I could spit. But then it hit me: ego trip. Uh. Okay I'm classic: I got class hits, I got mass tits. On...
Jack and the Beanstalk Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack, who lived with his mother in a little cottage. They were very poor, and their only valuable possession was cow that was too old to...
I'm going to punch your face. In the face. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- Hello, and welcome to standing up school! And you fail. [Trumpet playing] Hey, you got a licence for that? You'll never take...
Hey. Hey... How's it going? Good, you? Good. What do you wanna do for dinner? No. You can't talk to her right now. What? You can't talk to her right now, because I'M...
How to Get into Your House with a Credit Card when You’re Locked Out. Uh, oh. You’re at your front door without a key. If you’ve got a credit card, see if you can get it to open the door before you...
Hello, I'm Bob Ross. And I'd like to welcome you. First of all, let me take a moment just to thank you for allowing me back into your homes. If this is your first time with us, let me...