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So, what is Christmas? Spending time with your beloved family. I don't have a family. You killed my real father. He abandoned us. He was a cruel man. We don't even know about his...
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Unsuspecting shopper. NARRATOR: Matt Blashaw wants to remake someone's ugly yard. Let's go to your house. I see you're going towards the exit. So, is that...
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No dogs or other animals were harmed in any way in the making of this episode. The production firmly disapproves of any abuse against animals. PREVIOUSLY IN PORTALS Do I have to go to the pc?. What do...
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The following story is a complete work of fiction. No names have been changed to protect the innocent and no animals were harmed in the making of this fictional story. In the year 1349 seven brothers...
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I got matches. Motherfucker... What a hangover... Hand me that beer. Toss me a cigarrette... <i>-Hey, you, get up. -¡Stop thaaaat!</i> Hey, get up, jerk. Hey....
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Brain Candy TV Let's learn our numbers! One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine and ten OK Lizzy, where's the number one? That's right! Where's the number two? Two...
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The male emporer penguins stay on the ice with their egg while the females go off to catch food. To keep warm the males huddle up together taking turns at being in the middle where it's...
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I'm planning a wedding! Music What are you doing? I'm planning a wedding.. Okay see. So, so, these are like the center tables and then all around it... Wawawait. For who? For baby...
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Hey, by the way I fucked your mother last night. Son of a bitch! I gotta take a piss, man. Oh man. This looks very bad. Don't worry, Detective Toby is here. What's going on? Well,...
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