I just think he ought to be honest with the American people and try to win as the real Mitt Romney. Meet the real Mitt Romney. Who is the real Romney? No one really knows who the real Mitt Romney is....
I'm a forensic artist, worked for the San José Police Department from 1995 to 2011. I showed up to a place I've never been and there was a guy with a drafting board. We...
Shut up for a second Try to imagine the dirtiest, smelliest, most disgusting litter box on the planet Times that by a hunned and you got where I'm from It's hard keeping clean in this...
I was happy, and then your sister threw a sea fish at my TV How are you? Ah, cookies! Can I take one? Hey, thank you for the bench. Don't commit suicide I will force spiders and badgers on the...
GROVER: Hello everybody. Look at yourself. Now back to me. Now back at yourself. Now back to me. Sadly, you are not a monster, but if you listen to Grover, you will know all about the word...
One resident describes a horrifying experience when she first realized the complex was on fire Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop and I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, "Oh, Lord...
[Indistinct Voices] [Instrumentation] [Female singer]If all the days that come to pass Are behind these walls I'll be left at the end of things In a world kept small Travel far from what I...
Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...