Frasier

Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue. MORRIE: More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it-- from her...

You know, I heard the most extraordinary thing on the radio today. I know! Rubinstein's torrid survey of the Chopin mazurkas. It took all my strength not to turn the car around, drive home and ravish...

We still have a few minutes left, and all our lines are open. Uh... shall I attempt another joke? No! No. All right, then. Come on, callers, don't be shy . There's still time to talk with the good...

Large coffee to go , please, Black, Didn't get much sleep last night at Ronee's, Don't ask why, 'cause there are certain things a gentleman doesn't tell, Ah, (lecherous chuckle ) Dad, please, Well,...

Kenny, this is not amateur hour. My show is already suffering enough just losing Roz I will not let you replace her with a complete novice Come on, don't you remember when you were a young...

Well, I think we've got time for one last caller. Roz, who've we got? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. (pencil clatters ) Well, I suppose I'll be fielding this last one myself. Let's try line two. Go ahead, caller,...

What is this? "St. Osric's Prekindergarten Academy and Daycare Center"? Do I hear the pitter-patter of petite elite feet? No, no, no. It's just that the wait list for St. Osric's is up to...

Dad, why aren't you dressed? It's 4:00 in the afternoon. Oh, I've been working nights. My body clock's off. I'm eating bacon and eggs at night, and drinking beer in the morning. That's what you always...

Which not only helps in the healing process, but also provides one with the confidence to go forward in spite of the fear this kind of trauma can cause. Honestly, I can't say enough about these new...

So, on behalf of myself, the many volunteers and especially the team from KACL... Whoo! I'd like to welcome you, the Grant Family, to your new Habitat for Humanity house. Ronnie, if I may? When my...