Frasier

Does he wear jewelry? 'cause I don't do "man jewelry. " He doesn't wear jewelry. What about skin issues? Because I have a thing against tags, growths, any kind of fleshy masses. Ann, he's...

Oh, now look at that couch. Now this is something you could consider for your new office, although I'm not sure how well-- what is that-- sort of linen is going to wear... Oh, you know what I'm going...

Oh, hello, Dad. Hi, Niles. May I get my usual, please? Niles, we're playing squash in 20 minutes. Where are your togs? Oh, yes, I had to hide them in my briefcase. I told Daphne I was seeing patients...

It's official. Dr. Lee says we're pregnant. Oh, I'm so excited . Hello in there . It's your pater . Oh, stop it. So, how do you want to make the announcement? Uh... Well, Frasier's on his way over. We...

You trying to save Frasier from me or you trying to save him for yourself? Are you out of your mind? Are you in love with him? Tell me now or I swear to God, I will walk out of here and I will not...

Mm, that Lemon Sunrise smells refreshing. Ugh! It tastes like a cup of cold sick. It's hell to be pregnant. I know. No, you don't. No, I don' t. And that's why I got you this present. "Belle Du...

What's got Daphne all worked up now? It wasn't Daphne. It was Maris. She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. It turns out he's a gold digger with a violent temper to boot. Dr. Crane?...

Hey, Daph. Hello, Martin. What's that? Oh, it's Frasier and Niles's old playpen. Got it out of storage for you. Looks a bit rickety. Nah, it just needs a little weight to balance it. Put a baby in...

Hey, you're looking a little under the weather. You all right? He most certainly is not. He dined on that lovely can of bacon fat you've been hiding under the sink. Aw, geez. Poor little guy....

Hi, guys. Oh, hey, Dad. Your cappuccinoto go. Holiday cookies, anyone? Oh... Oh... Yes, I believe I will. Thank you. No, not for me. Watching your weight? Yeah, and it's killing me. But the other...