Barbiebitch

Well, what do I do now? Hello, this is Cara Laxom. Who is calling? Who do you think it is, dickhead? Anyway ... Now that you're in space, I think you should dress in an appropriate outfit....

>>Barbie: no puedo recordar malibú sin ti (oohh) tu cara sonriente, sin un cabello fuera de lugar eres un sueño hecho realidad >>Ken: (nos vamos?)...

. - IF SOMEBODY SHOWS UP AND PAYS $3 MILLION, I'M SELLING THAT HOUSE. - AND THAT'S FINE, AS LONG AS I'M AT LEAST ADVISED-- - I'VE ADVISED YOU, GAGE, AND YOU'RE...

- LOOK HOW GREAT THIS LOOKS. - I KNOW. - THE REHEARSAL DINNER WAS A NIGHT OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP, AND ONE BIG, FAT, FAT GREEK CELEBRATION. - MY, DOES GOD WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. - I'VE NEVER...

. - LOOK, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN THE WAY THAT I WANTED IT TO. - I GET IT, I JUST WANNA BE ON FOR THE PLAN-- - WAIT, THIS IS NO JOKE. IF SOMEBODY SHOWS UP AND PAYS $3 MILLION, I'M SELLING...

. - PREVIOUSLY, ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI"... - I GOT A BOATLOAD OF CELEBRITIES COMING. IT'S GONNA BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR. - I GOT AN INVITATION WRAPPED IN AN...

- I ASKED JENNI TO MARRY ME BECAUSE SHE'S THE PARTNER THAT I WANT TO GO INTO THE UNKNOWN WITH. - HER WEDDING IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, AND SHE HAS NOT SENT OUT A "SAVE THE...

- PREVIOUSLY, ON DIRT... - DON, YOUR BROTHER'S BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT. - I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT. - JASON, YOU CAME. HI, SHARLEE. - DON'S GONNA BE YOUR PERSONAL...