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- I ASKED JENNI TO MARRY ME BECAUSE SHE'S THE PARTNER
THAT I WANT TO GO INTO THE UNKNOWN WITH.
- HER WEDDING IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND,
AND SHE HAS NOT SENT OUT A "SAVE THE DATE" CARD.
- JEFF HAS INCREASED MY STRESS LEVEL BY 50%
PLANNING THIS WEDDING.
- THAT'S NOT HOW MUCH I STILL OWE AFTER TODAY'S CHECKS.
- HOW ABOUT I UPDATE IT? I SEND IT TO YOU--
- YEAH, HOW ABOUT YOU DO THAT?
- AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU. - I DON'T LIKE A LOT OF NUMBERS.
I JUST LIKE "STILL OWE"--ONE NUMBER.
- LISA GREGORISCH, SHE'S A NEW CLIENT.
I FEEL LIKE WE WORK TOGETHER REALLY WELL
UNTIL WE BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF MONEY.
- I AM NOT RAISING THE [bleep] BUDGET.
- I HAVE A TRUST FUND,
BUT KEEPING A JOB IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
I'M DEATHLY AFRAID OF [bleep] UP.
[dog squealing] - WHAT IS THAT?
- A DOG.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A DOG?
PEOPLE WHO HAVE JOBS DO NOT PET-SIT.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S HELPING SOMEBODY OUT. - THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
- OKAY. - THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
- OKAY. - THAT'S WHAT INFURIATES ME.
- AT THIS POINT, ANDREW IS ON THIN ICE.
- EVERY MISTAKE JUST MAKES ME EVEN MORE NERVOUS.
- ANDY... - [cries softly]
- JUST BE HONEST WITH ME.
THAT'S IT.
- ♪ AH, AH, AH, AH ♪
♪ AH, AH, AH, AH ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
- YOU WANT SKITTLES, DON'T YOU? IS THAT WHAT YOU SMELL?
OH, HE WANTS CREAM CHEESE.
- MM-HMM. CAN I GIVE HIM SOME OR NO?
- A LITTLE, BUT HE'S ALREADY HAD SOME.
- [laughs] - HE LOVES IT.
- THAT'S SO FUNNY.
- DID YOU DO A PROJECT LIST ON FRIDAY, JENNI?
- YEP. - SO WE'RE READY
FOR THE MEETING. - HERE YOU GO.
I HUNG ON TO YOURS FOR YOU. DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
- MM-HMM. - LOOKS GOOD.
- LOOKS REALLY NICE.
VANINA THINKS HE'S TRYING TO LOOK MORE LIKE GAGE.
- DON'T YOU THINK? - NO.
- [laughs] - OOH.
ANDREW IS KIND OF ON PROBATION AT THIS POINT.
IF YOU MAKE A MAJOR MISSTEP, I THINK THAT
YOU HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE TIME TO GET BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES.
ALL RIGHT, ANDREW,
SO WHAT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO TODAY
IS WE'RE NOT GONNA STAND AT SPRING OAK FOR SIX HOURS.
THE DAYS OF STANDING AROUND AND SMOKING
AND TALKING TO THE NEIGHBORS ARE OVER.
- UNTIL WE MOVE IN. - TILL WE MOVE IN.
- UM, SO YOU'RE GONNA GO TO GRAMERCY,
AND I NEED YOU TO CLEAN UP THAT RANGE, AND IT'S A MESS.
I WAS KIND OF TESTING ANDREW,
BECAUSE ONE OF THE MAJOR POINTS OF THE REVIEW
IS THAT I WANT HIM TO TAKE THE JOB SERIOUSLY.
HOW BAD DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WORK HERE?
WELL, YOU COULD START BY CLEANING THE GRAMERCY STOVE.
SHOW ME.
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
THAT HE MIGHT CONSIDER GRUNT WORK,
BUT THAT'S HOW YOU SUCCEED IN THIS BUSINESS.
SO YOU'LL BE CLEANING THAT RANGE TODAY.
- GOOD.
- AND IT BETTER BE SPARKLING LIKE DIAMONDS WHEN I SEE IT.
- OR YOU'LL FIRE ME? - NO.
- NO, I WON'T FIRE YOU.
SINCE THE PAYROLL TAXES ARE SO HIGH,
PAYING FOR EVERYONE BEING ON UNEMPLOYMENT,
I'M NOT GONNA FIRE ANYBODY ANYMORE.
- YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT MISERABLE...
- I'M JUST GONNA FORCE THEM TO QUIT.
- SO THEY QUIT. MM-HMM.
- I THINK JEFF MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD MOAN AND GROAN
WHEN HE ASKED ME TO DO THE STOVE.
IT WAS SOMETHING I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DO,
AND I WAS KIND OF *** AND MOANING WITHIN,
BUT WHATEVER JEFF THROWS AT ME, I'M GONNA DO.
YOU KNOW, I JUST-- I REALLY WANT TO SHOW HIM
THAT WHATEVER IT TAKES, I'M WILLING TO DO IT.
- YOU NEED MORE THAN STAINLESS-STEEL CLEANER,
'CAUSE THERE IS, LIKE, CAKED-ON FOOD.
IT'S FROM THE PREVIOUS OWNER, NOT ME.
- I'M NOT GONNA QUIT, SO SCREW YOU.
- THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD, ANDREW.
- YOU'RE TAKING THIS ON TOP OF YOUR OTHER?
- I JUST TOOK ANTIBIOTICS.
- WELL, YOU DON'T NEED TO GET SO NASTY. I WAS JUST ASKING.
- OH, I DIDN'T-- WAS I SOUNDING NASTY?
- A LITTLE BIT. - OH, NO.
- I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT.
- HMM. GO LIKE THIS.
- I KNOW, I HAVE SOY CHORIZO IN MY...
- SPEAKING OF CHORIZO, ARE YOU GONNA SEE JONATHAN THIS WEEKEND?
- YEAH, HE COMES TONIGHT.
- HE DOES? - YEAH.
WE HAVE A DINNER TONIGHT
WITH ONE OF THE GUYS HE MIGHT PARTNER WITH.
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
YOU GONNA WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU WORE THE OTHER DAY?
- NO, I WAS GONNA WEAR MY LIZARD COSTUME.
- [laughs]
- HI. - HELLO.
- OH, SHE'S NOT HERE YET.
YOU SHOULD WALK ON THOSE SHOES SHE HAS.
- WHAT ARE THEY?
- WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES CALLED AGAIN?
- CAN SHE PUT THOSE ON? - [laughs]
- I USUALLY HAVE A MEETING WITH LISA ABOUT ONCE A WEEK.
MOST OF THE TIME IT'S AT HER OFFICE,
BUT TODAY LISA WAS LATE,
SO JENNI AND I, YOU KNOW,
WE FOUND PRODUCTIVE WAYS TO PASS THE TIME...
WOW. YOU'RE TALL.
WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, RACE EACH OTHER
UP AND DOWN THE HALLS IN MOON BOOTS.
- FEEL IT. GO! DO!
FEEL THE POWER!
COME ON, GIRL.
[thud] OH!
- OH, MY GOD. - [bleep], I CAN'T STOP THIS.
[thud] OOH!
OH. - [laughs]
- OH, THAT HURT. I HIT THAT WALL HARD. [sighs]
WE'RE GONNA START.
- OH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
SO, LEA, WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT US?
- UH-OH.
I THINK LISA'S VERY INFLUENTIAL,
AND SHE'S IN A VERY POWERFUL POSITION,
AND YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE LIKE THAT NOT LIKING YOU.
- WHAT IS THIS? - OKAY.
YOUR HUSBAND WANTS GRANITE AND ONLY GRANITE.
NOBODY USES THIS ANYMORE.
WHAT I'M SUGGESTING IS, WE GO WITH EITHER A COURTSTONE,
WHICH IS JUST AS RESILIENT AS THE GRANITE.
ALSO REMEMBER THAT WE COULD DO
TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF COUNTERTOPS,
SO WE COULD DO SOMETHING ON THE PERIMETER
AND THEN SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON THE ISLAND.
- YOU'RE BIG ON THAT, AREN'T YOU?
- UM, ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOT OF COUNTERTOP.
WE ARE MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS AT CALABASAS,
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S STILL A LOT TO DO.
WE HAVE TO FINISH THE POOL.
WE STILL HAVE SOME MORE LIGHTING.
WE HAVE TO FINISH THE BEAMS AND THE STONE WALLS
AND THE COUNTERTOPS AND THE BACKSPLASH TILE.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SEVERAL WEEKS TO FINISH IT.
$650 A SLAB, WHICH IS CHEAP.
- OKAY, GIVE ME THAT ONE TOO. - OKAY.
- SO I'M GONNA BRING THESE FOUR HOME.
- NICE.
- IT'S AN EXPERIENCE, IS WHAT IT'S GONNA BE.
- WHAT'S AN EXPERIENCE? - YOUR HOME.
IT'S GONNA BE AN EXPERIENCE. - IT IS.
- MM-HMM. - NOT A GOOD ONE.
- YES, IT IS. - A GOOD ONE FOR US.
- I GUESS THIS IS SAFE FOR EVERYWHERE.
WHAT THE HELL EXPLODED IN HERE?
THIS JOB MEANS A LOT TO ME,
AND I UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO BUILD THE TRUST
THAT I CAN GET A JOB DONE, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD.
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING--
"[bleep] ROLLS DOWNHILL," AND I'M AT THE BOTTOM.
- HEY, ANDY. - HEY.
- HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL IT'S DONE?
- I'M JUST GONNA DO THESE KNOBS, AND THEN I'M LEAVING.
- YOU'RE NOT SETTING THAT UP SO IT'LL EXPLODE ON ME, ARE YOU?
- NOT YOU. JUST MAKE SURE JEFF COOKS FIRST.
- I WOULD THINK YOU'D TRY TO KILL ME OFF FIRST.
THE WHOLE INCIDENT WITH THE DOG
AND COMING OUT OF THAT REVIEW,
I WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN ANDREW A SECOND CHANCE.
I WOULDN'T HAVE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, JEFF IS SO TRUSTING OF PEOPLE,
AND HE SEES THE BEST IN THEM,
AND I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE WORKING HERE NOW,
AND THEN THERE'S THIS KIND OF WILD CARD.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING.
GAGE DOES MAKE ME NERVOUS.
GAGE IS THE LITTLE BUG IN JEFF'S EAR,
AND...
HE'S KIND OF AN *** SOMETIMES.
[line trilling]
- HELLO? - ANDREW.
- HEY. - LET ME ASK YOU--
DID YOU FORGET WE HAD TO COVER IT TONIGHT?
OKAY, THAT'S ALL.
- OKAY, SO WE GO--
WE LEAVE MAYBE AT 5:45, DINNER AT 6:00.
- MM-HMM, YES.
- AND IT'S YOU, ME, ANDREW, VANINA, GAGE, ZOILA,
NANCY-- SEVEN OF US.
- YES.
ZOILA'S BIRTHDAY IS LIKE A OFFICE HOLIDAY.
JEFF, EVERY YEAR, HAS HAD TO OUTDO THE YEAR BEFORE,
AS FAR AS GIFTS.
SHE'S QUEEN OF THE HOUSE.
- YES. THERE'S THE UNIFORM STORE RIGHT HERE ON THE WAY HOME.
- WHAT SIZE DOES SHE WEAR-- LIKE, EXTRA LARGE?
WHAT SIZE DOES-- - I MEAN, THAT'S RUDE.
- WHAT SIZE DOES SHE WEAR? - A LARGE, I THINK.
- THE PLAN IS TO TAKE ZOILA OUT TO DINNER,
AND WE PULLED OVER TO GET SOME SMALL GAG GIFTS.
WHAT IS THAT? - LONG JOHNS.
- PRETTY GOOD. - THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
- YEAH, SHE WOULD WEAR THIS. - HOW ABOUT THOSE IN RED?
THOSE LOOK COMFY. THOSE ARE NICE.
- THAT'S A GOOD OPTION. - GET A LARGE?
- YEAH.
- CHECK THIS OUT. JEFF.
- I LOVE THAT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
THIS IS GREAT.
- LET ME SEE IT.
THAT IS SO FREAKY!
- YOU SHOULD GET ONE TOO.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD IN IT, ACTUALLY.
- I DO? - YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY.
- SO DO YOU. - I THINK JENNI WAS THINKING,
"DRESS UP" WITH JONATHAN.
LET'S--LET'S WEAR THESE HOME. - OKAY.
THE WHOLE WAY. - YEAH.
OKAY, JUST ASK THIS GUY RIGHT--
WAIT. HOLD ON. I GOT TO PULL OVER A LITTLE BIT.
OKAY, BUS STOP. GO.
- HI, DO YOU KNOW WHERE 7-ELEVEN IS?
- THERE'S ONE RIGHT BACK THERE. - OH, GREAT.
- [laughs]
- EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BANK IS?
- CAN YOU BE DEB THIS TIME, THOUGH?
'CAUSE PEOPLE AREN'T TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY WITH A JENNI VOICE.
- [deep voice] DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST 7-ELEVEN OR BANK IS?
- GREAT. [laughs]
PEOPLE ARE VERY POLITE IN L.A.
I MEAN, YOU COULD WEAR A SKI MASK,
AND YOU COULD SAY, "WHERE'S THE NEAREST 7-ELEVEN?"
AND THEY'LL POINT IT OUT. THEY'LL GOOGLE IT FOR ME.
PEOPLE ARE VERY POLITE.
- YOU AND I ARE--I DON'T THINK WE POSE MUCH OF A THREAT.
- [laughs]
- WHERE'S THE DRAIN COVER?
- HE SAYS HE'S STILL WAITING FOR A U.P.S. SHIPMENT, SO...
BUT I THINK HE USES THAT EXCUSE A LOT.
- YEAH, BUT HE KNOWS THAT ANY EXCUSE WORKS ON YOU,
SO YOU JUST BELIEVE HIM.
- NO, I WENT-- - "OH, IT'S IN? OKAY."
- NO, I WENT THROUGH--
- UNLESS YOU CAN SEE IT, IT'S NOT IN.
ANDREW'S VERY INCONSISTENT.
I HAD ASKED HIM TO GET ME AN INVENTORY
ON PLUMBING FIXTURES THAT WERE TO BE DELIVERED TO CALABASAS,
AND HE BASICALLY JUST CALLED, AND THE GUY'S LIKE,
"YEAH, THIS AND THIS AND THIS IS THERE,"
AND THAT WASN'T THE CASE.
- ALL THIS STUFF IS SITTING AT JOSEPH'S
WAITING TO BE PICKED UP.
- SO WHY WOULDN'T YOU PICK IT UP?
- I DIDN'T KNOW. I WASN'T TOLD TO PICK IT UP
AND TAKE IT TO A JOB SITE.
- WHEN YOU GO TO A FAST-FOOD DRIVE-THROUGH,
DO YOU CHECK THE BAG, MAKE SURE THEY PUT EVERYTHING IN IT?
- I'M TERRIBLE AT THAT. - WELL, YOU SHOULD.
- I USUALLY GET HOME HALF THE TIME, AND IT'S THE WRONG ORDER.
- THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT WORKING OUT HERE FOR YOU.
WE HAVE TO PHYSICALLY HAVE
ALL THAT STUFF IN OUR POSSESSION.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND TAKE AN INVENTORY.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE WE ALREADY DID,
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BEING TOLD I DIDN'T DO IT.
I WAS THERE ON THURSDAY, AND I DID DO IT,
AND I WENT IN THERE, AND I WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING.
- I DON'T JUST NEED TO KNOW IT'S SITTING IN A STORE.
I NEED IT ON THE JOB SITE.
SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
YOU'RE GONNA SIT WITH JENNI RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A COMPLETE LIST
OF EVERYTHING WE'VE ORDERED AND PAID FOR.
NOW, WHAT-- WHEN I SAY, "WHAT WE HAVE,"
IT'S WHAT I CAN PHYSICALLY TOUCH.
- OKAY. - OKAY?
- YES. - GREAT.
- HAVING EVERYONE FOCUSED ON ME, IT'S NERVE-RACKING.
EVERY LITTLE THING I DO, WHETHER GOOD OR BAD,
IS DEFINITELY UNDER THE MICROSCOPE.
- I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS,
BUT I DID-- [clears throat]
- YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ANOTHER EXCUSE.
[laughter]
- I FEEL THAT I'M JUST THE PUNCHING BAG OF THE OFFICE.
- IF YOU FORGET ANOTHER THING IN 24 HOURS,
I'M GONNA WRITE "DIP [bleep]" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- GAGE? - YES?
- THERE'S A RED TRUCK ON SPRING OAK,
IT'S BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK. I WANT TO GET IT TOWED.
- I'LL CHECK AS SOON AS I GET THERE
AND CALL PARKING ENFORCEMENT.
- I JUST DON'T TRUST THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.
- WHAT'S THE NUMBER? I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF.
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE WOULD RATHER DO IT OURSELVES,
'CAUSE WHEN I ASKED YOU TO DO IT, YOU DIDN'T GET IT DONE.
- I GIVE EVERYBODY SECOND CHANCES.
I GIVE PEOPLE THIRD CHANCES, FOURTH CHANCES.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEARCH FOR ANOTHER EMPLOYEE.
I REALLY DON'T, AND I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN ANOTHER EMPLOYEE.
IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME AND RESOURCES TO TRAIN SOMEONE.
IT'S IN MY BEST INTEREST TO TRY TO WORK IT OUT WITH ANDREW.
- IF YOU FORGET ANOTHER THING IN 24 HOURS,
I'M GONNA WRITE "DIP [bleep]" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
WE CAN PUT "DOPE," "DIP [bleep]," OR "DUNCE."
- [laughs] - "DUMB [bleep]."
- DOES HE EVER TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS, VANINA?
- NO, 'CAUSE I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.
- "NO, 'CAUSE I NEVER MAKE MISTAKES."
- SHE DOESN'T.
- 'CAUSE I WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN, ANDREW.
- ARE YOU LISTENING TO HER?
- PEOPLE THAT WRITE STUFF DOWN STILL MAKE MISTAKES.
THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED ERASERS.
- [chuckles]
- OH, I FORGOT MY MEASURING TAPE.
- WHY DON'T YOU WAIT UNTIL HE GETS UP AND THEN ASK HIM?
- AND THEN ASK HIM?
both: AND THEN HAVE HIM GO BACK DOWN.
- OKAY.
- WAIT TILL HE GETS ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, THOUGH, VANINA.
- CAN YOU HURRY, PLEASE? - I AM HURRYING.
- I LEFT MY MEASURING TAPE IN THE TRUNK--I'M SORRY.
- [laughs] - IT'S UNLOCKED.
- [laughs mockingly]
- CLOSE THAT GATE, ANDY.
- I HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE GATE...
- WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE. - TO GET MY ***
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF IT BEFORE I CAN CLOSE IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE,
OR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GO UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS 100 TIMES.
- CAN I DO IT IN HEELS?
I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT JEFF PICKS ON ME BECAUSE HE LIKES ME,
BUT I FEEL THAT I'M JUST KIND OF, LIKE,
THE PUNCHING BAG OF THE OFFICE.
- ANDY, GRAB A TRASH CAN.
- HEY!
[laughter]
- THANKS A LOT.
IT'S A BIT FRUSTRATING.
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY,
I FEEL THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH,
AND THAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT I DO,
IT'S GONNA TURN OUT TO BE A SCREWUP.
[horn honking] CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE?
- [laughs]
- YOU'RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST TRAIN WRECKS
I'VE EVER MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
- WHY AREN'T YOU CHANGING FOR YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY DINNER?
'CAUSE WE'RE LEAVING. - OH, IT'S TRUE.
I NEED TO TAKE A QUICK SHOWER. - YEAH, PUT ON A FRESH UNIFORM.
- [chuckles]
- MOST OF THE YEAR, I'M PRETTY GOOD TO HER,
BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHERE I'M NOT SO GOOD TO HER,
AND I CARRY THAT GUILT.
SO I FEEL LIKE THE BIRTHDAYS ARE A REALLY GOOD TIME
FOR ME TO MAKE UP FOR SOME OF MY BAD BEHAVIOR.
YOU SHOULD GO GET READY, ZOILA.
DO YOU WANT TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR?
- WHAT?
- [laughs]
"MY HAIR IS MESS."
INSIDE THE BOX, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- OH, THAT IS SO NICE. - IT'S LONG UNDERWEAR!
[cheers and applause]
DO YOU LIKE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?
- YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YEAH.
- [laughs] - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT?
- I HEARD SOMEBODY HAS A BIRTHDAY!
[whistle blows]
[laughter]
- YEAH! [cheers and applause]
- WHAT, WHAT! - HERE WE GO.
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE READY.
SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! [cheering]
- LICK, SHOOT, SUCK. - LICK, SHOOT, AND THEN HERE.
[whistle blows] - WHOO!
- COME ON. - [laughs]
- WHOO-HOO! [whistle blows]
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD. [laughter]
- ALL RIGHT, ANDY. WE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE FOR YA.
- ANDY! - GIVE HIM A LIME.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THE TYPICAL OFFICE.
WE ALL ARE INVESTED IN EACH OTHER.
WE ALL HAVE FRIENDSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS.
SO IT IS A FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, IN A WAY, I'M CHOOSING EMPLOYEES,
BUT I'M ALSO CHOOSING FRIENDS.
- AMIGO, ANDREW!
- ANDREW COLEMAN! [whistle blows]
- WHOO!
- WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I'D DRIVE DOWN TO TIJUANA.
WE WOULD PARTY IN THOSE BARS, LIKE, ON REVOLUCION STREET,
AND THEY WOULD COME AROUND, AND YOU'D TAKE THE SHOT.
THEN THE GUY OR THE GIRL BEHIND YOU SHAKES YOUR HEAD
AND THEN BLOWS THE WHISTLE.
SO I GOT THAT FROM TIJUANA.
GAGE IS UP.
- IT'S LICK, SLAM, SUCK, ALL RIGHT?
- [laughing] I DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE.
- YOU'RE GONNA NOW. - OKAY, HERE WE GO.
- OH, IT'S THE QUEEN OF CLEAN! - GO AHEAD, JENNI!
GET THE LIME! [whistle blows]
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, GET THE LIME. - NOW SUCK!
[whistle blows] - WHOO!
[laughter]
- [coughs] - HE DOESN'T WAIT
TILL YOU SWALLOW. - YEAH.
[laughter]
- WHOO! - YEAH, YEAH!
[laughter] - JENNI!
- I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD A FAMILY RELATIONSHIP.
I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN FOR A WHILE,
BUT BEING AT ZOILA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
AND HAVING SOME OF THAT INTERACTION,
IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE A PART OF JEFF'S FAMILY--
YOU KNOW, THE WORK FAMILY.
[whistle blows] - [laughs]
- NO, ZOILA. - OH!
- NO. - DO IT. DO IT.
- ZOILA. [laughter]
- OH, MY GOD!
[laughter]
- OH, GOD. - I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT.
[laughter]
- STOP THAT. GET IT AWAY FROM HER.
- OH, MY GOSH! - SHE'S DRUNK.
- [laughs]
- HEY, THAT'S YOURS. THAT'S YOUR DESSERT...
NOW THAT YOU'VE PERFORMED ***...
[laughter]
I DON'T WANT A THING TO DO WITH IT.
IT'S LIKE YOUR MOM MISBEHAVING. - YEAH.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- I LOST MY APPETITE. - I SURE DID TOO.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- LET'S JUST JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND IT.
- HOW FAR ARE THEY, I WONDER?
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
GOT TO LET THE DOGS OUT.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZOILA. all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[cheers and applause]
- YEP.
- OH, MY GOD.
WHAT A SECRET. - MM-HMM.
- THIS WAS A BIG SURPRISE FOR ME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, JEFFREY.
IT'S A VERY NICE PRESENT.
- YOU LOOK SO-- OH.
- DO YOU LIKE IT?
[sniffles] - OH.
- THANK-- - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
ZOILA SEEMED PRETTY OVERWHELMED WITH THE CAR.
I THINK I, YOU KNOW, ONE-UPPED MYSELF...
AGAIN.
[laughter]
- [grunts]
HELLO?
- IS THAT ANDREW? - IT IS.
- HELLO, YOU FREAK OF NATURE. WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M OVER HERE.
- LET'S TAKE 'EM IN HERE, ANDREW.
- HEY, THAT'S GARY, MY HUSBAND.
- OH, HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- WE HAVE TO PICK THE STONE FOR THE FIREPLACE.
- OKAY, THESE AREN'T VERY STONY.
THOSE ARE TOO BIG. THAT'S TOO WHITE.
THESE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THEY GO TOGETHER, ANDREW.
- THESE AREN'T GON-- NONE OF THESE ARE GONNA WORK.
- OKAY. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.
- SEE, THOSE ARE-- YOU SEE HOW THAT'S MORE ROUNDED?
- LISA, WE GOT TO GET THIS PLACE DONE.
- OKAY, SO WE WANT TO HAVE THE BAD-NEWS MEETING RIGHT NOW,
OVER HERE. - WHAT'S THE BAD-NEWS MEETING?
- TELL HIM ABOUT THE LETTER WE GOT.
- YEAH, SO WE GET THIS LETTER THAT SAYS,
"YOUR INSURANCE IS CANCELED THE 16TH."
I TALKED TO A COUPLE AGENTS.
WE'VE GOT TO BE OCCUPYING THE HOUSE,
SO WE GOT TO GET THIS PLACE DONE.
- HER INSURANCE POLICY REQUIRES HER TO BE LIVING THERE,
AND THE INSURANCE COMPANY GAVE HER A DATE
THAT SHE MUST OCCUPY THE PROPERTY,
BUT WE HAD ORIGINALLY SAID
THAT THE HOUSE WOULD BE FINISHED IN FIVE OR SIX WEEKS,
AND THEY SAID I HAD ONE TO FINISH IT--ONE WEEK.
KEEP PUTTING 'EM OFF,
BECAUSE IT'S BETTER THAT YOU-- WE GET MORE--
WHY CAN'T YOU PUT 'EM OFF? - HE WON'T DO IT.
- I'M GONNA BE BARBECUING RIGHT OUT THERE.
- NO, IF YOU COULD BUY ME ANOTHER WEEK OR TWO,
BECAUSE IF WE'RE STILL DOING CONSTRUCTION--
I CAN HAVE YOUR CARPET, YOUR WOOD FLOORS,
THE PAINTING DONE. UM-- - WE'RE GONNA GET IN THIS HOUSE.
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO CONTINUE TO DO STUFF.
- YES. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- IT'S A SITUATION WHERE I'M GONNA HAVE
TO DIVERT RESOURCES.
PEOPLE THAT ARE WORKING ON OTHER PROJECTS
ARE GONNA HAVE TO PULL OFF THOSE PROJECTS,
FOCUS ON LISA G'S SO WE CAN GET IT COMPLETED
BY THE TIME THAT SHE'S GOT TO MOVE IN.
DO YOU HAVE MY PAINT SCHEDULE, JENNI?
'CAUSE I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SOME CHANGES AND SEND 'EM TO--
- OH, NO! OH! - OH, ANDREW!
OH, NO! - HO, HO!
- [laughing] OH, GOD.
[laughter]
- YOU GOT TO HOP OUT. YOU GOT TO HOP OUT!
- NO! OH! [laughter]
- TAKE YOUR SHOE OFF. - YOU GOT TO HOP OUT.
[laughter]
- IS THIS WATER SOLUBLE?
OH, NO.
- DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANOTHER HOUSE IN HANCOCK PARK?
- THE ONE THEY LIVED IN.
- DO NOT GO IN THERE.
I MEAN, YOU'RE TOTALLY TRESPASSING RIGHT NOW.
- IT JUST DIDN'T LOOK LIKE SOMEWHERE
A MILLIONAIRE WOULD LIVE.
- AND DO YOU WANT TO CHECK FOR THIS--
THE BED? - OH, YEAH, I DO. I'M SORRY.
- ALSO, I GOT SUBPOENAED FOR THE FIRE,
AND I'M ON CALL, SO...
- THE FIRE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- FIRE. [laughter]
- WHAT'S THE FIRE? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- JESUS CHRIST!
- UM, THE GUY THAT LIVED IN THE CONDO BELOW US IS SCHIZOPHRENIC,
AND HE BLEW HIS CONDO UP, AND IT CAUGHT OURS ON FIRE.
- JUST MATTER OF FACT.
"OH, YEAH, I GOT SUBPOENAED FOR THE FIRE."
- [laughs]
- HERE'S YOUR [bleep].
- YOU SMELL LIKE SMOKE. HOW'S THAT, UM, THERAPY GOING?
- IT'S GOING GREAT. I SMOKED TWO BACK-TO-BACK.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I [bleep] EVERYTHING UP.
CAN'T [bleep] WRITE ANYTHING DOWN.
- UH-OH.
WE HAVE A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. - I SEE THAT.
- DID YOU MAKE A DECISION
ON WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE, UM--
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP SHOPPING WITH THE--
- WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW IS WHY YOU JUST HAD
A LITTLE OUTBURST. - I'M MAD AT MYSELF...
BECAUSE I WANT TO MOVE FORWARD, AND I--
- BUT ALL YOU DID WAS-- - I'M--I'M STUPID.
AND I HATE MYSELF FOR THAT. - I WOULDN'T SAY YOU'RE STUPID.
- WELL, IT FEELS THAT WAY SOMETIMES.
I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN.
- I THINK THAT ANDREW REALLY WANTS THIS JOB.
I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS SO CONCERNED ABOUT GETTING FIRED.
HE'S ALWAYS VERY FEARFUL.
I THINK HE LACKS SELF-CONFIDENCE,
BUT I SEE POTENTIAL IN ANDREW,
WHICH IS WHY I'M WILLING TO WORK WITH HIM.
- YOU NEED TO HONE THESE SKILLS IN ORDER TO GO FORWARD.
- OKAY. I'M WORKING ON IT.
- BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT YOU'RE GONNA MASTER IT. I REALLY AM.
I BELIEVE IN YOU, ANDREW.
HONESTLY, IT IS REALLY, REALLY WORKING OUT.
- [laughs]
- [laughing] SORRY. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. MY NECK.
[laughter]
- HEY, JEFF.
- WE'RE HERE TO GET SOME STUFF DONE TODAY.
HOW'S THE SHOWER COMING? - SHOWER LOOKS GREAT.
- WE NEED TO GET THOSE WINDOWS TINTED TOO.
ANDREW WENT TO PICK UP THE PLUMBING FIXTURES.
HE'S GONNA HAVE THAT TODAY.
WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
DID YOU SEE THIS? - IT'S REALLY NICE.
- WELL, WHEN LISA TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD TO MOVE IN THE HOUSE
IN A WEEK, I JUST THOUGHT, "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE,"
AND LISA DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON
WHO'S GONNA ALLOW ME INSIDE THE HOUSE ONCE IT'S FINISHED.
SO I'M JUST TRYING TO GET IN AS MUCH AS I CAN NOW.
THE TV'S GOING TOMORROW?
- TV WILL BE SWITCHED OUT TOMORROW.
- MOLDINGS TODAY?
- UH, MOLDINGS WILL BE REMOVED TODAY,
'CAUSE WE HAVE CARPET IN THE MORNING.
- YOU'LL BE DONE PAINTING ON WEDNESDAY.
- BE DONE PAINTING ON WEDNESDAY.
THURSDAY MIGHT STILL BE DOING SOME TOUCH-UPS, MOLDINGS.
WE'LL STILL BE HERE. - OKAY.
NOW THEY KNOW THAT I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THE FURNITURE,
BUT THEY WANT ALL THE PAINTING AND THE HARDWOOD FLOORS
AND THE KITCHEN COUNTERTOPS AND THE FIXTURES
AND THE BACKSPLASH TILE-- I MEAN, THEY WANT IT LIVABLE.
SO I'M JUST TRYING TO GET AS MUCH DONE AS POSSIBLE.
HOW MANY PAINTERS DO WE HAVE?
- WE HAVE A TOTAL OF THREE, AND WE'LL HAVE FOUR TOMORROW.
- BUT YOU PROMISE THIS WILL BE DONE ON WEDNESDAY.
- PROMISE. PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE.
- OKAY. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, JEFF.
- YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE GROUP OF THESE
BEHIND THE POOL-EQUIPMENT WALL.
WE COULD STEAL A COUPLE FROM OVER THERE
IF WE NEEDED TO FILL UP ANYTHING DOWN THERE.
- OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, YES.
ANDREW, DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANOTHER HOUSE IN HANCOCK PARK?
- THE ONE THEY LIVED IN.
AND THEN CHRIS AND I MOVED IN, AND THEN I GOT IN TROUBLE.
- AND THEY MADE YOU MOVE OUT? - RECENTLY, SIX MONTHS.
I COME FROM A FAMILY THAT'S WELL-TO-DO.
I HAVE A TRUST FUND, BUT I REALLY ENJOY WORKING,
AND REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH MONEY I END UP WITH,
I LIKE THIS JOB BECAUSE I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH.
- SO YOU WERE LIVING IN THIS HUGE, GORGEOUS HOUSE,
AND THEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR PARENTS,
AND THEY BASICALLY BOOTED YOU OUT?
- AND NOW WE'RE IN 620-SQUARE-FOOT CONDO...
FOR BEING IRRESPONSIBLE.
- AND THEN WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE HOUSE?
- THEY OWN THE HOUSE, THEN, OBVIOUSLY?
- YEAH. - UM--
- THE HOUSE IS LEASED NOW.
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT LED TO THAT?
- I GOT IN TROUBLE WITH CREDIT CARD DEBT
AND MORE CREDIT CARD DEBT.
IT'S LIKE, IF WE WANTED IT, WE JUST DID IT,
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
THERE'S 20-SOME GRAND ON ONE CREDIT CARD
AND A FEW GRAND ON ANOTHER ONE, SO...
- AND THEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR PARENTS,
AND THEY BAILED YOU OUT.
- OKAY. COOL.
I'M SORRY, AT $5,000, DON'T YOU REALIZE
THAT YOU'RE NOT MAKING YOUR BILLS?
HOW THE [bleep] DID YOU GET TO $30,000?
TO ME, WHAT THAT WOULD SAY
IS THAT THIS KID HAS SOME ISSUES WITH RESPONSIBILITY.
THE "KID," BY THE WAY, IS 37. HE'S 37.
- SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS, IF YOU HAD KNOWN
THAT THEY WERE GONNA BOOT YOU OUT OF YOUR HOME
FOR ASKING THEM FOR HELP WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD,
WOULD YOU HAVE NOT DONE IT?
- MM...
I DON'T THINK SO.
I MEAN, I'D BE SCREWED EITHER WAY,
BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IRRESPONSIBLE.
- ENOUGH TO LEAVE AN ANIMAL IN A SUITCASE IN YOUR CAR?
- [coughs] - OH, MY GOD--YOU GUY--SHUT--
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME FEEL AWFUL.
- STOP HAZING HIM, YOU TWO. COME ON.
- SO, ANDY, UM, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS THIS WEEK?
DO YOU KNOW?
- I MEAN, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT...
IF YOU'D TRUST ME GOING OUT AND TRYING TO GET, UM,
EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF AT CALABASAS.
- I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT.
WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP,
BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS BEFORE THEY MOVE IN.
AND GILL IS A LITTLE SLOW.
- HE'S REALLY SLOW. - I'M GETTING WORRIED.
- AFTER I DID THE SPRING OAK JOB,
I FEEL THAT I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING,
AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S-- THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO PROVE TO HIM.
THAT I CAN DO IT, AND HE COULD TRUST ME.
- AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY PUSHY THIS WEEK
TO GET IT DONE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD.
- OKAY.
- ANDREW HAS BEEN BEGGING,
PLEADING FOR MORE RESPONSIBILITY,
AND I MEAN, I CAN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME
WITH ONE CLIENT AT ONE HOUSE, OTHERWISE I WOULD STARVE.
SO I HAVE TO DELEGATE.
JENNI'S MORE OF MY ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT,
VANINA JUST IS HERE TO DO DESIGN WORK,
BUT ANDREW'S MORE OF AN ASSISTANT PROJECT MANAGER.
SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF CHOICES.
ANDREW IS MY ONLY OPTION.
SO YOU NEED TO CONFIRM THAT ALL THE PLUMBING IS WORKING,
ALL THE FAUCETS ARE INSTALLED,
ALL THE SHOWER FIXTURES ARE INSTALLED.
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY?
- THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE NUMBER ONE
ON THE "DO NOT [bleep] UP TODAY" LIST.
- THANKS, ANDREW. - ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- GOOD LUCK TO YOU. - ALL RIGHT, I NEED IT.
- BY THE WAY, THAT COFFEE BEAN I JUST CAME OUT OF
WAS WHERE I WENT ON THAT TERRIBLE COFFEE DATE
WITH THE HALF-- - RECENTLY?
- NO. - 'CAUSE YOU'RE ENGAGED.
- YOU'VE GOTTEN WAY WORSE OVER 11 YEARS.
YOU USED TO ACTUALLY LISTEN.
- THAT WAS BEFORE THE WEDDING.
- NO. - I USED TO LISTEN A LOT MORE--
- I THINK IT WAS BEFORE THE DIVORCE.
- I USED TO LISTEN A LOT MORE-- - KEEP GOING STRAIGHT.
- WELL, HOW MUCH-- - THIS ISN'T IT.
- BECAUSE WE HAVE SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME
TO FINISH CALABASAS,
ANDREW IS AT THAT HOUSE TO GET IT DONE.
SO, THAT WAY, I CAN CHECK IN ON OTHER CLIENTS.
UM, LAURA?
J-BOX HERE AND WE CAN PUT A HANGING FIXTURE HERE.
- OH, OKAY. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
- I'M STILL WORKING ON THE LOFT IN VENICE WITH LAURA.
WE HAVE DONE SOME MAJOR CHANGES TO THE FLOOR PLAN,
AND WE'RE MAKING IT A LOT MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY.
- DON'T YOU THINK ROBERTO KEEPS A VERY MESSY JOB SITE?
- YES. - VERY DIRTY, RIGHT?
- [child babbling] - WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM?
- I WILL. - [laughs]
TOMORROW, I PROMISE. - PLEASE.
- I WILL.
- THIS COULD BE A SOLID WALL HERE,
SO THEY COULD USE THAT AS YOUR SHEER WALL.
HUGE PICTURE WINDOWS... - YEAH.
- AND THEN WE HAVE DOORS HERE. - [gasps]
- IT'S PERFECT. THIS SEEMS PRETTY EASY.
- IT DOES SEEM EASY.
- A LOT OF TIMES, WITH MY REMODELS,
WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, AND I GET ALONG SO WELL
WITH MY CLIENTS, AND IT JUST WORKS,
I DON'T WANT IT TO END.
SO, WITH JEANNE, I LOVE WORKING WITH JEANNE.
I WANT THAT TO KEEP GOING AND GOING.
OH! CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF HER DOOR?
- YES. - I'M SELLING THAT DOOR
TO ANOTHER CLIENT, BY THE WAY.
- JEFF, DAMN IT! THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
THAT'S MY DEAL.
- I'M GONNA-- IT'S THE JEANNE SHAW DOOR,
BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE "LAUGH" ABOVE IT.
- IT'S NICE TO LAUGH.
- GILL? - YEAH?
- CAN WE GO THROUGH A WALK-THROUGH?
- SURE.
THE CLEANING WILL GET DONE TODAY.
THE CARPENTERS ARE ON THEIR WAY UP.
AS SOON AS ALL THE TRIM WORK IS DONE INSIDE THE SHOWER,
THEY'LL POP THIS IN HERE.
- ARE YOU THE ONLY PLUMBER HERE TODAY?
JUST YOU?
WHAT IS GILL THINKING?
GILL?
GILL?
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, AND I'M SCARED.
- SCARED OF WHAT?
- THE SHOWER'S NOT DONE.
THE TUB'S NOT DONE. - THINGS WILL GET--
EVERYTHING WILL GET DONE TODAY. ANDREW, PLEASE.
THE STRESS IS NOT GONNA GET ANYBODY ANYWHERE.
- WHERE'S THE ELECTRICIAN?
- EVERYBODY'S ON THEIR WAY.
- HE'S A LIAR. THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
SOMETIMES STORIES DON'T REALLY MATCH UP.
- BOTTOM LINE IS, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
- ZOILA? - YES?
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS TREE RIGHT HERE?
DOES IT NOT HAVE ENOUGH WATER?
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S DOING WELL.
NO, MY CAT WOULD NO DO THAT.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID-- IT DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH WATER.
OBVIOUSLY, IT'S FEELING NEGLECTED.
- [laughs]
- ZOILA HAS GONE A LITTLE NUTS AFTER MENOPAUSE,
AND I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT HER TO GO TO A DOCTOR,
BECAUSE I THINK SHE IS EVEN FUNNIER,
'CAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE CRAZY.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT PLANT SPEAKS SPANGLISH.
- [laughs] - OH, SHUT UP.
- DON'T MESS THE WALLS UP.
- I'M SURE YOU'VE WORKED WITH TIGHT THINGS BEFORE.
JUST GET IT IN THERE.
LISA AND GARY'S HOUSE IS COMING ALONG PRETTY GOOD.
THE TUB WAS JUST INSTALLED.
- IT FITS. - GOOD.
THEIR PERSONAL STUFF IS BEING DELIVERED,
THE FURNITURE IS GOING IN,
AND I'M JUST KIND OF DOING WHATEVER I CAN DO
TO GET THE LAST-MINUTE THINGS DONE.
DO YOU NEED HELP?
YEAH.
- OH, WOW.
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE, ANDREW?
- SURE.
GILL HAD AN ELECTRICIAN THERE--
ADAM, WHO HAS A FRENCH ACCENT AND IS KIND OF CUTE,
SO I DEFINITELY WANTED TO MAKE SURE
ADAM HAD ALL THE HELP HE NEEDED.
DO YOU NEED AN ELECTRICAL APPRENTICE?
NO, DO YOU WANT TO HIRE ME?
WE COULD WORK GOOD AS A TEAM.
WE'RE GOOD AT FIGURING OUT POLE LENGTHS...
- [laughs] - PUTTING STUFF
THROUGH THE HOLES.
YES.
WE COULD BE A GOOD TEAM TOGETHER.
- ADAM AND ANDREW. - FORGET ADAM AND EVE.
I LOVE MY JOB, AND I WAS THROWN IN THERE
AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE SURE IT GETS DONE."
AND I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB,
AND I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE JEFF PROUD OF WHERE I'VE COME
IN THE SHORT PERIOD OF TIME I'VE BEEN HERE.
THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SHOWER IN HERE TOGETHER
AND BE COMFORTABLE.
- HUH? - THREE IN HERE.
- THREE'S A CROWD. - YEAH, THREE ALREADY.
- [laughs]
- ARE YOU STARTING TO GET INVITATIONS BACK?
- I HAVEN'T YET.
- I SENT MINE. - OH, GOOD!
- BUT YOU SENT ONE TO ZOILA, RIGHT?
- I DID. - AND YOU SENT ONE
TO VANINA? - YES.
- AND YOU SENT ONE TO ANDREW. - NO.
I NEVER SENT ANDREW AN INVITE
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANDREW'S ADDRESS,
BUT THIS MORNING, HE SAID "SEND IT TO SYCAMORE, NUMBER 425,"
SO THAT'S WHERE IT WAS GONNA SEND IT, I GUESS,
BUT HE HAD TOLD ME THAT HE WAS STILL LIVING AT JUNE.
- OKAY, HE TOLD ME THAT HE MOVED OUT OF JUNE
AND HE MOVED INTO THE CONDO.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THIS? LIKE, WHAT HAS HE TOLD YOU?
- I HONESTLY WAS SURPRISED WHEN HE SAID
THAT HE LIVED IN A CONDO,
'CAUSE WHEN HE STARTED WORKING WITH US,
HE WAS SAYING, YOU KNOW, HE LIVED THERE IN HANCOCK PARK,
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE STARTED LIVING IN A CONDO.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO MOVE?"
- BUT THEN WHY WOULD HE SAY HE LIVED ON JUNE STREET?
- I DON'T KNOW. LET ME ASK GAGE.
[line trilling]
- HI.
- GAGE, CAN YOU LOOK IN ANDREW'S FILE
AND TELL ME WHAT ADDRESS IT SAYS ON THE PAYROLL?
- UM-- - WHAT'S THE--WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
YOU HAVE--OKAY.
YOU HAVE TWO ADDRESSES?
- OKAY.
- NUMBER 425?
- SO WE GOT--WE GOT THREE SEPARATE ADDRESSES FOR HIM.
WHICH ONE DOES HE LIVE IN?
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL CALL YOU BACK. - OKAY.
- OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MCCADDEN PROPERTY
COMES INTO PLAY. - WHEN DID HE MOVE
TO SYCAMORE OR MCCADDEN?
LIKE, THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I THINK YOU WOULD BRING UP,
LIKE, "HEY, I'M MOVING THIS WEEKEND."
- HE NEVER TOLD ME HE OWNED SOMETHING WITH HIS BOYFRIEND,
SO I'M CONFUSED ABOUT THAT TOO, 'CAUSE HE TOLD ME
CHRIS WORKS FROM HOME. IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD--
- HE TOLD ME CHRIS WAS IN THE MILITARY.
NO [bleep]. HE TOLD ME HE WAS IN THE MILITARY.
- HE TOLD ME HE WAS A PRODUCER IN NEW YORK.
- REALLY? - THAT'S SO WEIRD.
WE ALL WERE VERY CONFUSED.
WE ALL HAD HEARD 15 DIFFERENT STORIES
THAT DID NOT MATCH.
SO JEFF IMMEDIATELY BECAME SUSPICIOUS
AND WENT TO WORST-CASE SCENARIO, WHICH HE OFTEN DOES.
- DO WE SEE A NUMBER ANYWHERE?
- RIGHT HERE. - THAT'S IT. MCCADDEN.
THERE'S A LITTLE BUILDING IN THE BACK.
HERE.
- DO NOT GO IN THERE.
JEFF, IT'S THAT WAY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE TOTALLY TRESPASSING RIGHT NOW.
- WHEN WE'RE LITTLE KIDS, WE ALL HAVE THESE DREAM CAREERS,
AND MY DREAM JOB WAS A POLICE DETECTIVE,
AND I HAVE A REAL GIFT.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR PARENTS OWN
A $5-MILLION OR $6-MILLION-DOLLAR HOME
IN HANCOCK PARK,
BUT YOU'RE LIVING AT THIS KIND OF DILAPIDATED FOURPLEX?
IT JUST DIDN'T LOOK LIKE SOMEWHERE A MILLIONAIRE
WOULD LIVE.
SO HE'S EMBARRASSED THAT HE LIVES THERE.
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
- BUT WHEN WE FIRST MET HIM,
HE SAID HE WAS LIVING AT JUNE AND 6TH.
- THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.
- I DON'T THINK THERE'S A 6TH AND JUNE.
- BUT THEN I'M SORRY.
WHERE AM I SENDING THAT INVITATION?
- OH, MY GOD, BACK TO YOUR WEDDING!
- NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW. - BACK TO THE WEDDING!
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW. - OH, I AM SO SORRY.
WELL, NO...
- I'M GONNA JUST BRING IT TO WORK.
- OH, MY GOD, I KNOW THAT HE'S PROBABLY LIED TO US,
AND WE'RE NOT SURE ABOUT WHAT ADDRESS.
AND WHO IS THIS GUY?
AND IS HE A TRUST-FUND KID? AND DO HIS PARENTS--
WHERE DO I SEND THE INVITATION?
- YOU HAD AN EVENT, AND YOU WERE SENDING IT TO--
- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP NOW.
- I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEND IT TO SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW!
- WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WEDDING RIGHT NOW!
WE DON'T CARE!
[line trilling]
- I WAS VERY PLEASED AT HOW MUCH GOT DONE,
AND I WAS CALLING JEFF TO GIVE HIM A PROGRESS REPORT,
BUT I CALLED A NUMBER OF TIMES,
AND IT JUST RANG AND RANG AND RANG,
AND NOBODY WAS ANSWERING,
AND I TRIED BOTH THE OFFICE NUMBER AND HIS CELL PHONE,
AND IT JUST KEPT RINGING AND RINGING,
AND I FOUND IT ODD THAT THERE WAS NOBODY TO PICK UP THE PHONE.
- SHOES OFF, JEFF?
- NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. - HEY, BUDDY.
- SO WE HAVE SOME, UH... - WHAT?
- WE DROVE BY THAT ADDRESS THAT ANDREW HAD
ON HIS PAPERWORK. - WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S AN OLDER HOME.
IT'S IN HOLLYWOOD,
WITH A LITTLE, LIKE, TEENY GUESTHOUSE IN THE BACK,
BUT HIS PARENTS ARE SUPPOSEDLY REALLY, REALLY WEALTHY, RIGHT?
THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.
IT'S A DUMP. - [exhales deeply]
- I'M NOT BUYING ANY OF IT ANYMORE,
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S A CONDO OR IT'S AN APARTMENT--
- NO, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE LIVED ON JUNE.
- HE'S A LIAR! THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!
- BUT WHAT IF-- - HE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- THAT'S SO-- LIKE, THAT'S SO--
LIKE, DOESN'T IT FREAK YOU OUT?
- WE JUST CAUGHT HIM IN ABOUT 27 LIES,
AND YOU'RE STILL LIKE, "YEAH, BUT HE LIVES ON JUNE."
SO IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN JUST COMPARING STORIES
BACK AND FORTH, AND NOTHING IS CONSISTENT.
WITH WHAT HE TOLD ME, IT'S NOT CONSISTENT
WITH WHAT HE TOLD HER OR HER OR PROBABLY YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE TRUTH?
- I KEEP JUST GOING OVER THAT STORY OF THE FIRE.
- I THINK THE FIRE WAS AT THE HOUSE WE JUST DROVE BY,
IF THERE IS A FIRE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE'S A FIRE.
- IT'S JUST WEIRD. LIKE, WHO IS THIS PERSON?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE LIVES IN A HOUSE.
DOES HE LIVE IN THOSE THREE CARS?
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, DOES HE HAVE THREE CARS?
- I'VE SEEN TWO. HAVE YOU SEEN A THIRD?
- NONE OF US HAS SEEN THE THIRD.
IS THERE THREE CARS?
IT WAS SO ODD.
I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE,
AND HE'S LYING ABOUT THINGS I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT,
WHICH IS INSANE.
IT WASN'T JUST, LIKE, HE ACCIDENTALLY TOLD ME THIS,
AND THEN, "OH, BUT YOU MEANT TO TELL ME THIS.
YOU LIED TO ME."
SO WHAT'S THE TRUTH?
BECAUSE, NOW I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS.
- AND WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH?
- WHO CARES? I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE IN A YOUTH HOSTEL.
- HE MADE IT SO AWKWARD. - I DON'T CARE!
- AND NOW IT'S FREAKING ME OUT, BECAUSE NOW I'M LIKE,
"WELL, I DON'T-- WHERE THE [bleep] DOES HE LIVE?"
HE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE. HE HAS A KEY TO THE HOUSE.
IT JUST STARTED SPINNING, LIKE, "HOLY [bleep]."
WHO IS THIS?
IS HIS NAME EVEN ANDREW?
- I CAN'T STAND LIARS.
- WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU DO, THOUGH?
'CAUSE NOW IT'S JUST SO RANDOM--
- WE GOT TO CATCH HIM. WE GOT TO CATCH HIM.
- OH, MAN.
- ARE WE GONNA HAVE A MEETING SO WE CAN GET GOING ON OUR WORK?
- YEAH, WE HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
ANDREW, WHY DO YOU HAVE A HANDICAP SIGN ON YOUR CAR?
- I DON'T. - I'VE SEEN ONE ON THERE BEFORE.
- OH, NOT TODAY. - BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE
ON YOUR CAR?
- BECAUSE SOMETIMES I'M HANDICAPPED...
- WHERE DID YOU GET IT? - MENTAL--FROM THE DOCTOR.
- THE DOCTOR GAVE YOU A HANDICAP SIGN?
WHY?
- BECAUSE I WORK FOR YOU, AND IT'S MENTALLY STRESSFUL.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE A HANDICAP SIGN?
- YOU'RE SO NOSY!
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE INTERVENTION.
THIS IS CALLED "TELL THE TRUTH WITH ANDREW COLEMAN."
- OH, DEAR GOD.
- WHAT WE'VE REALIZED, ANDREW, IS THAT SOMETIMES
STORIES DON'T REALLY MATCH UP, OKAY?
SO, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ADDRESS YOU GAVE FOR PAYROLL
WAS THE MCCADDEN ADDRESS, BUT THEN JENNI ASKED
FOR YOUR ADDRESS FOR HER WEDDING INVITATION,
AND YOU SAID THE SYCAMORE ADDRESS.
SO WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONFUSED
ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE ACTUALLY LIVING--
- BOTTOM LINE IS, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
- WE CAN TALK THIS THROUGH-- - NO, YOU CAN TALK TO ME
PERSONALLY, JEFFREY, IF YOU CARE.
[door slams]
- WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONFUSED
ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE ACTUALLY LIVING.
- BOTTOM LINE IS, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
- IF YOU'RE LYING ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE LIVING,
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LYING ABOUT?
- BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
I'VE LIVED, LIKE, 17 DIFFERENT PLACES IN MY LIFETIME.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT MATTERS--
BECAUSE YOU TELL EVERYONE DIFFERENT STORIES.
ALL THE STORIES ARE CONFLICTING.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT A COMPULSIVE LIAR.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET AT.
- WE'RE JUST TRYING TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT HERE, ANDREW,
AND YOU SEEM TO BE REALLY DEFENSIVE.
- BECAUSE... IT'S PERSONAL STUFF.
- I CAN JUST BRING IT TO YOU, BUT YOU TOLD ME
CONDO 425-- - 425.
- BUT THEN ON YOUR CHECK, IT SAID 310.
DO YOU THINK THAT THAT'S JUST MAYBE A MISTAKE?
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
- AND THE SYCAMORE CONDO-- YOU OWN, OR YOU RENT?
- IT'S A RENTAL.
- OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME YOU OWNED IT.
- RIGHT NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON IS...
- DO YOU OWN IT OR RENT IT? THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.
- WE DON'T OWN IT, NO. - THAT'S ALL I NEED--
OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME YOU OWNED IT,
AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU RENT IT.
THIS IS WHAT I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH, BECAUSE--
- JEFF, IT'S A LONG STORY--
- JENNI, WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?
- BROWN. - SIMPLE, CLEAR-CUT ANSWER.
IF I ASK YOU IF YOU OWN OR RENT SOMETHING, I RENT IT OR OWN IT.
"IS THIS WHERE I LIVE? YES, I LIVE THERE."
I DON'T WANT THE STORIES. I DON'T GIVE A [bleep].
- BUT IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT WITH--
- I DON'T CARE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND CHRIS,
AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR PARENTS OWN IT OR NOT.
I JUST WANT THE TRUTH.
THAT'S ALL I WANT.
- MY PARENTS AREN'T GIVING ME [bleep] RIGHT NOW--
NOTHING.
- YOU KNOW, HIS DEFENSE WAS IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
BUT IT IS MY BUSINESS WHEN YOU LIE TO ME.
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE MY BUSINESS.
THIS IS THE ISSUE.
WHEN I CATCH SOMEONE IN A LIE,
I START TO DOUBT EVERYTHING THEY TELL ME,
AND WHEN I GET A FAR-FETCHED STORY,
THEN I START TO DOUBT IT. - THEN DOUBT IT.
- I START TO DOUBT IT. - IT WAS NICE WORKING WITH YOU.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS? - NO, I DON'T THINK I--
FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME
AND YOU--AND YOU-- - AND I'M HERE TALKING ABOUT IT
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. WE CAN TALK THIS THROUGH.
- NO, JEFFREY.
NO, YOU CAN TALK TO ME PERSONALLY, JEFFREY.
- [barks]
- UM, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU JUST CAUGHT HIM IN SOMETHING.
- I WASN'T THINKING THAT WAS GONNA GO THAT WAY.
- DOES HE HAVE A PERMIT?
- HE DOES. [engine revving]
- YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
- DID YOU HEAR THAT? - IS THAT HIS CAR?
- THAT WAS HIM. - THAT WAS HIM.
- IT'S OKAY. COME HERE.
- SO HE DROVE BY AND JUST THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
- I WAS SHOCKED. I WAS TOTALLY THROWN.
HIS REACTION RAISED MORE QUESTIONS.
IT MADE ME VERY NERVOUS, BECAUSE WHAT ELSE DID HE LIE ABOUT?
- I DON'T KNOW. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
NANCY, ARE YOU AVAILABLE TO WORK EVERY DAY NEXT WEEK?
- YES. - ANDREW JUST QUIT.
- WHEN ANDREW LEFT, I WAS SHOCKED.
- DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOUR FAMILY IS
OR IF YOU HAVE A TRUST FUND OR-- THAT DOESN'T MATTER,
BUT IF YOU'VE MADE IT UP... - YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRAZY.
- A LITTLE?
[cell phone rings] - HELLO?
- HI. - ANDREW!
- TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS LYING ABOUT SO MUCH,
IT'S HARD TO TRUST HIM.
- GAGE?
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