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- PREVIOUSLY, ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI"...
- I GOT A BOATLOAD OF CELEBRITIES COMING.
IT'S GONNA BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR.
- I GOT AN INVITATION WRAPPED IN AN INSULT.
- SPEAKING OF FIGHTING,
HAS EVERYONE RESOLVED THEIR PROBLEMS?
- NO. - NO?
IT WAS AN ALL-OUT EFFORT FOR ME TO MAKE IT
TO LISA'S EVENT.
- I ACTUALLY-- I DATED BOTH SISTERS.
YES.
- SO HE'S TELLING PEOPLE I SLEPT WITH HIM?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- MY PARTY WAS A DISASTER.
- OH, MY GOD!
- THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AT THE BLACK'S GALA.
- STOP-- ENOUGH. - MOVE OVER RIGHT NOW.
MOVE THE Fááá OVER.
- BUTT OFF, JOANNA. - NO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- BUTT OFF!
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA FáááING TELL ME THAT YOU'RE FáááING--
- I'M A MODEL, BUT NOT ALWAYS A MODEL CITIZEN.
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SMILE, THEN DON'T LOOK MY WAY.
- MY HUSBAND'S A TOP PLASTIC SURGEON IN THIS TOWN,
AND I'M HIS BEST CREATION.
- I MAY SPEAK FIVE LANGUAGES,
BUT MY TRUE LANGUAGE IS INDEPENDENCE.
- MY JOB IS ABOUT MAKING FAST DECISIONS,
BUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, I LEAVE UP TO DESTINY.
- WHETHER IN THE COURTROOM OR IN THE KITCHEN,
I BRING THE HEAT.
- I CAN DEAL WITH A LOT, BUT I CAN'T DEAL WITH STUPID.
- THAT'S GOTTA COME OVER HERE.
OH, THE WATER-- Sááá.
OKAY, THIS IS JUST BETTER.
THIS IS WHAT TABLE, JASON? - THIS IS GONNA BE TABLE ONE.
- THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN OVER THE TOP CRAZY.
I'VE EXHAUSTED MYSELF FROM NO SLEEP,
FROM THE CRAZINESS OF THE LINGERIE PARTY.
AND NOW, I HAVE THE PREPARATION FOR THE GALA,
AND THE AMOUNT OF WORK THAT GOES INTO KNOWING
WHERE EVERY PERSON IS GONNA SIT,
THE AUCTION ITEMS, THE TABLES, THE TABLE SETTINGS, THE FOOD.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST ENDLESS.
WE NEED TO TRY TO MOVE THIS RIGHT HERE.
- PUT THE TABLE HERE, YOU MEAN? - YEAH.
TO KEEP 800 PEOPLE HAPPY, IN A BALLROOM,
THAT HAVE SPENT A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO GET THERE,
IT'S NOT EASY.
- LET'S DEAL WITH THIS GROUP. - OKAY.
- LET'S WORK THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM,
AND THEN LET THEM WORRY ABOUT THIS.
- I'M LOOKING AT THAT. - OKAY.
- I'M WATCHING THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE.
- SO THEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SWITCH THE TABLES.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
THIS YEAR, WE HAVE QUEEN LATIFAH
AND TONY BENNETT.
IS THEIR NUMBER ON THEIR TABLE?
- NUMBER 18. - NUMBER 18?
- CORRECT. - I'VE ALWAYS SAID,
"IT'S PEOPLE THAT MAKE THE PARTY,"
AND I THINK OUR CROWD'S THE BEST CROWD IN TOWN.
- OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. - OKAY.
WHERE'S NORMAN?
NORMAN, NORMAN, NORMAN!
- HEY, LEA, HI. - HEY!
I NEED A BLESSING.
NORM BAKER CONSIDERS HIMSELF A COSMIC CHEERLEADER.
HE'S NOT NECESSARILY A PSYCHIC,
BUT HE READS ENERGY AND COLOR, AND I FIND HIM FASCINATING.
MY HUSBAND CONSIDERS HIM A LOONEY TUNE.
GO FIGURE. - LET'S TUNE YOU UP.
SO WE'RE GONNA BALANCE YOU. - I NEED IT, BABY.
I WANT NORMAN TO BALANCE ALL THE ENERGY AND PLAY THE BOWLS,
SO EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY TONIGHT.
- AY-E-E-AH OH-OH-OOH
- NO DRAMA.
- AY-E-E-AH OH-OH-OOH
DOUBLE THE SCHMOO TO YOU
- LET'S GO AROUND AND BLESS THE AUCTION ITEMS.
I WANT 'EM TO SELL FAST AND FURIOUS,
AND FOR A LOT OF MONEY. - OKAY.
AY-E-E-AH OH-OH-OOH
- SO, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE SITTING PRETTY GOOD
FOR THE CHARITY EVENT. - OH, MORE.
WE GOT SO MUCH MORE.
- WE'VE GOT A LIST OF GREAT ITEMS FOR THE LIVE AUCTION.
AN INCREDIBLE PACKAGE TO THE HUGH HEFNER BIG PARTY.
- HEY, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK AT THE ARTWORK-- OH, MY GOD!
- AND WE'VE GOT FABULOUS CARS.
WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY GOOD ITEMS.
WILL YOU KEEP BLESSING?
KEEP BLESSING FOR ME. - I'M ALWAYS BLESSING.
- BLESS EVERYBODY.
- AY-E-E-AH AY-E-E-AH
- HELLO? - HI.
I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE-- HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- I WANNA SHOW YOU FOR THE GALA. - YEAH, I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
- MY DRESS ISN'T HERE YET, 'CAUSE, OF COURSE,
I ALWAYS WAIT 'TIL THE LAST MINUTE.
- OH, MY GOD-- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THIS IS INSANE. - I LOVE SHOES.
I REALLY DON'T DO IT JUST, LIKE, TO SHOW OFF THE SHOES.
IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CLOSET THAT THEY FIT IN,
AND HERMAN'S BEEN PROMISING, LIKE,
A NICE WALK-IN CLOSET. - YEAH.
OOH, I LOVE THAT DRESS! - I THINK SHE HAS--
THIS-- I LOVE THE COLOR. - GORGEOUS.
- THIS IS-THIS IS GORGEOUS-- IT'S LIKE YOUR LIPSTICK.
BUT I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
I LIKE LEA'S GALA, LIKE, I THINK IT'S A MORE FUNKY.
- GORGEOUS, YEAH.
- THIS IS, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT TOO, LIKE, BALL GOWN.
HOW WAS THE PARTY LAST NIGHT? - UGH.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
- WAS THERE SOMETHING-- SOME DRAMA, SOMETHING HAPPENED?
- LET ME TELL YOU-- IT WAS JUST TRAGEDY.
LIKE A GREEK TRAGEDY.
I'M STILL IN SHOCK OF EVERYTHING THAT WENT ON
AT LISA'S PARTY.
MY HEART RACES, YOU KNOW.
I JUST START TO SWEAT,
AND IT'S JUST, IT'S LIKE POST-TRAUMATIC REACTION.
- I HAVE SO MUCH IN MY MIND
AND I'VE BEEN HEARING SO MANY THINGS,
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
- SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS HAPPENED.
IT WAS CRAZY.
THIS GIRL, KARENT, SAID SOME NOT VERY NICE THINGS ABOUT US
TO A JOURNALIST. - ABOUT US-- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
[laughing]
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ME.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REST.
- SO, I'M THERE, I SEE KARENT,
AND I WANTED TO TALK TO KARENT ABOUT THE ARTICLE IN THE PAPER,
WHERE SHE'S DISSING US.
SO, I-I WENT TO KARENT, "HELLO, HELLO.
"CAN WE MOVE TO THIS SIDE HERE OF THE ROOM, ON THE SOFA?
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU."
"OH, NO, NO, I KNOW-- I DON'T WANNA GO."
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
- RIGHT, SHE KNEW, I'M SURE,
WHAT YOU WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT-- - SHE WAS BEING A COWARD.
JOANNA COMES, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS BETWEEN KARENT AND I.
"THIS IS PRIVATE-- PLEASE MOVE AWAY."
MMM-HMM. - "I'M NOT MOVING AWAY.
- "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING-- I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
THEN, HER FIANCÉ COMES.
I HAVE KARENT, I HAVE JOANNA, AND THEN THIS TALL GUY,
IN MY FACE, LIKE THIS, SAYING,
"HEY, YOU DON'T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT."
WAIT A MINUTE. - WOW.
- W-WHY AM I-- WHAT AM I DOING?
HOW ELSE SHOULD I SAY IT? - RIGHT, RIGHT.
- THEN, SHE GOES ON TO GIVE ME THE FINGER,
LIKE, ON MY FACE.
AND SHE'S CALLING ME, "YOU'RE SUCH A--
"Fááá YOU." - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- LIKE, THE WHOLE TIME.
AND I'M LOOKING AT HER LIKE, "WOW."
- SO, THEN, ADRIANA STARTS ASKING HER
WHY SHE SAID THAT, AND WHY SHE TALKED TO THE JOURNALIST,
AND SHE KEPT SAYING THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW OR SHE DIDN'T SAY,
AND BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, AND IT WAS GOING IN CIRCLES.
SO, I WENT TO HAVE THIS TEQUILA WITH ANA,
BUT I WAS RIGHT THERE.
I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER.
BEFORE I KNEW IT, I LOOKED UP, JOANNA WAS THERE,
AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR SCREAMING.
AND SHE WAS SAYING ALL THESE PROFANITY, "F" WORDS.
AND ALL I COULD SEE WAS HAIR AND HANDS AND SCREAMING.
- WHAT?
- AND I WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY TEQUILA SHOT,
LIKE THIS, AND I LOOKED AT ANA AND I SAID,
"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BACKING ADRIANA UP."
I FELT SO BAD.
AT THAT POINT, I COULDN'T GO IN THERE...
- POOR ADRIANA.
- BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE PULLED MY HAIR OUT.
- POOR ADRIANA.
YOU LEFT HER IN THE HANDS OF THOSE VAMPIRES.
[laughing] - OH!
- I'M LIKE, "ENOUGH."
I'M BEING GANGED UP BY HER, HER FIANCÉ, AND KARENT,
AT THIS POINT. - RIGHT.
WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH KARENT. - EXACTLY.
AS I'M WALKING OUT, I'M FACING THAT WAY.
I'M FACING THE DOOR.
SHE GRABS ME BY THE SHOULDER, AND WHEN SHE GRABS ME,
I SWING MY ARM. - OH, REALLY?
FáááING ***!
- OH, MY LORD.
- SO I PUSH HER AWAY FROM ME,
BECAUSE, ALEXIA, I WAS FEELING ATTACKED.
- I KNOW, AND YOU WERE BEING ATTACKED.
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.
- THANK YOU.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.
AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO-- SHE'S GOING TO LEA'S GALA.
- THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO SEE JOANNA'S FACE
IN FRONT OF ME.
- YOU WOULD HAVE DIED IF YOU WERE THERE.
YOU WOULD HAVE DIED. - I WOULDN'T HAVE DIED.
I WOULD HAVE JUMPED IN THERE
AND PUT EVERYBODY IN THEIR PLACE,
AND TELL THEM, "ACT LIKE LADIES."
- LET'S GO-LET'S GO TO LEA'S.
I DON'T-I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
- LET'S GO TO LEA'S 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE RUDE.
- WE'RE GOING TO LEA'S HOUSE.
SHE HAS A FRIEND OF HERS-- HIS NAME IS NORMAN.
HE READS PEOPLE'S ENERGY.
I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT GOING.
I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED IF I WANNA GO TO THE GALA YET,
BUT MOM LIKES LEA AND SHE REALLY WANTS ME TO GO WITH HER.
WHY IS THERE A CANE HERE?
- IN CASE I NEED THAT FOR ELAINE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- GO, GO, GO. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- SO, WHAT'S THIS GUY'S NAME THAT'S GOING TO LEA'S?
NORMAN? - AYE, MARYSOL.
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER ANYBODY'S NAME.
I THINK IT'S NORMAN OR ROBERT.
- AND YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM READ YOU?
YOU DON'T LET ANYBODY LOOK AT YOU.
- COMING UP...
- MY DOG JUST, LIKE, PASSED OUT.
I'M AFRAID HE'S DYING RIGHT NOW,
AND HE CAN'T BREATHE.
- FREDITA, FREDITA.
[speaking Spanish]
FREDITA?
WHERE IS SHE? - HI, LEA.
- NORMAN! - HOW ARE YOU?
- THANKS FOR COMING IN.
THE GIRLS ARE ALL EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
I'M A LITTLE ON EDGE ABOUT DRAMA HAPPENING
AT OUR EVENT TONIGHT.
- EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
SO, I FIGURE, AFTER ALL THE PSYCHO DRAMA LAST NIGHT,
I HAD TO GET NORMAN OVER HERE AND SHIFT THIS ENERGY,
AND REBALANCE EVERYBODY,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF DRAMA
AT MY CHARITY EVENT.
NOPE, NOT FOR ME.
ADRIANA.
HEY, HOLD ON.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE SPEAKERPHONE.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH HER ABOUT IT,
AND SHE'S GONNA KNOW THAT NO ONE'S GONNA CONDONE THAT.
- ADRIANA, I WILL DEFEND YOU.
YOU SHOULD COME, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
TODAY'S GONNA BE ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE.
- WELL, I GOTTA GET READY FOR PEOPLE TO COME.
I LOVE YOU-- I'LL TALK TO YA LATER, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
I'M DISAPPOINTED THAT SHE'S NOT COMING.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS.
LET'S BE HONEST.
DID YOU BLESS MY KITCHEN? - YOUR KITCHEN IS BLESSED!
- OKAY.
FREDITA.
- LET'S BLESS THE DOG.
- LEROY, OH, MY GOD!
NORMAN, I NEED TO GET MY PHONE.
CALL-- I NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE VET.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
OH, MY GOD! - LEROY, COME ON, YOUNG MAN.
- ROY, I NEED YOU TO COME TO THE KITCHEN.
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH LEROY.
I THINK-I THINK SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO HIM.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE HIM TO THE VET RIGHT NOW.
HE CAN'T HOLD HIS HEAD UP. - BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK--
SO PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ON THE PHONE.
- HE CAN'T HOLD HIS HEAD UP.
STEVE, I WANT YOU TO GO WITH HIM AND DRIVE.
DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR ARMS.
HE'S ON HIS WAY WITH ROY,
BUT HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD HIS HEAD UP.
HIS EYES ARE ROLLING IN HIS HEAD
AND HE'S BREATHING HARD.
OKAY.
AFTER THAT CRAZY NIGHT AT THE LINGERIE PARTY,
I THINK THE BEST THING WE COULD ALL DO,
IS ALL GET TOGETHER IN A ROOM WITH, YOU KNOW,
SOMEONE THAT CAN MOVE SOME ENERGY
AND CLEAR OUT THIS MESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
- WHAT HAPPENED, BABY? - HI, ELSA.
MY DOG, LIKE, PASSED OUT.
I'M AFRAID HE'S DYING RIGHT NOW.
- OH.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM,
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS HEAD UP AND HE CAN'T BREATHE.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN LEA CRYING OR EMOTIONAL LIKE THAT, EVER.
- I'M SO UPSET-- I CAN'T BREATHE.
I'VE HAD LEROY 13 YEARS,
SO HE'S LIKE A LITTLE BABY TO ME.
IT'S JUST LIKE HAVING A CHILD IN THE HOSPITAL.
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO LEROY, I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT.
PERIOD.
- WELL, LET'S ALL THINK POSITIVE.
LET'S SEND SOME POSITIVE ENERGY.
- YOU WANNA BRING HIM HOME?
TAKE HOLD OF YOURSELF AND GET POSITIVE.
- I'M POSITIVE. - SO HE'S COMING HOME.
- I'M BEING POSITIVE.
THE TIMING OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING.
I HAVE SO MANY PLATES SPINNING RIGHT NOW,
BETWEEN MY POOR LITTLE DOG BEING SICK,
I'VE GOT THE GALA TONIGHT,
AND THIS LAST MINUTE PSYCHIC THING.
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH-- IT'S CRAZY.
NO MATTER HOW OVERWHELMED I AM,
I HAVE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, AND I CANNOT GET DISTRACTED.
- HI, ANA-- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI-- NORMAN.
- AFTER MY EVENT, I FELT LIKE I REALLY BONDED WITH LEA.
SHE LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE STRESSED,
SO I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
SO I'M HOPING THERE IS NO DRAMA AT LEA BLACK'S EVENT.
- LET'S HAVE SOME WINE-- HERE.
- LIKE THAT HUGE FIGHT AT MY PARTY.
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN AGAIN.
- HOW'S MY AURA DOING RIGHT NOW?
- WELL-WELL-WELL, WE'RE GONNA CHECK.
WE'RE GONNA CHECK. - OKAY.
WELL, I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT MY AURA.
- NORMAN IS THIS...
INTERESTING LITTLE FELLOW.
HE REMINDS ME OF THE CHARACTER
IN THE STORY "RUMPELSTILTSKIN."
- WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEM IS, I'M GONNA SOLVE IT TODAY.
- REALLY? - ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY.
[all] - CHEERS.
- YES, AND TO LEROY COMING BACK HEALTHY.
[collective chatter]
- OKAY, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
THIS IS ABOUT NORMAN.
LET'S ALL SIT DOWN-- HAVE A SEAT.
YOU GUYS GET COMFORTABLE.
WHO ELSE IS COMING?
- HI. - HI, JOANNA.
OH, MY GOD-- I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH ANYBODY,
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH ADRIANA.
- COME IN, HI-- NORMAN. - JOANNA-- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JOANNA-- PLEASURE. - HI, SWEETIE.
- COME ON IN. - MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
- I FELT A LITTLE RELIEVED THAT ADRIANA DIDN'T COME.
HONESTLY, SHE'S PROBABLY VERY EMBARRASSED
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED.
BECAUSE, WHO DOES THAT?
- I'M STILL SUFFERING FROM POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
FROM WITNESSING THIS ***-SLAPPING CAT FIGHT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW JOANNA'S EVEN HERE.
- HELLO-- HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
- OH, MY GOD-- YOU LEFT YOUR CANE IN THE CAR, MOM.
- FOR WHO?
WHAT IS THAT, MR. NORMAN?
I HAVE THAT IN MY TERRACE.
- THOSE ARE WIND CHIMES. - AND YOU HAVE IT.
- EACH OF THESE BOWLS VIBRATE AT A DIFFERENT CHAKRA.
- DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS EQUAL TO ACUPUNCTURE?
- BUT IT'S THE SAME THING AS ME GOING,
E-AY-E-AH OH-OH-OOH
REPEAT AFTER ME.
- B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
- WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS BRING ONE OF YOU UP AT A TIME,
AND THEN, ANY KIND OF QUESTION THAT YOU MAY HAVE,
I CAN ANSWER.
YES, LISA, COME ON UP.
NO, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE IS GOOD.
SO...
AND SEE IF YOU FEEL THIS.
QUESTION.
- I WANNA KNOW WHEN ME AND MY HUSBAND
ARE GONNA FINALLY HAVE A FAMILY.
- AH-HA!
WHAT'S THE HUSBAND'S FIRST NAME?
- LENNY. - LENNY.
BETWEEN YOU AND LENNY, UM, I SEE A LITTLE BOY.
- YES! - OKAY?
- OKAY, AND HOW MANY? - HOW MANY?
ONE. - ONE CHILD?
- I JUST SEE ONE.
I SEE ONE. - NO.
- I SEE ONE-- YOU WANT TWINS?
- NO, I WANT MORE THAN ONE CHILD.
- RIGHT NOW, I'M ONLY PICKING UP ONE.
- I'M SORRY, BUT HE'S INCORRECT.
- COME ON-- YOU WANNA COME ON UP?
- COME ON, SISSY POO. - COME ON, SISSY.
- AY-YAY-YAY. - COME ON, SISSY, UP HERE.
THE DRAMA LAST NIGHT BETWEEN MARTA AND I WAS REALLY BAD.
SO, I JUST WANT MY SISTER NEXT TO ME,
AND I GET A READING FROM NORMAN.
- ANY BOYFRIEND?
ANYTHING YOU WANNA ASK, I MEAN, ON-ON COMPATIBILITY?
- ASK, JO-- JUST ASK. - NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, LIKE,
A ROUGH PATCH WITH MY FIANCÉ.
ROMAIN'S BEEN AVOIDING ME SINCE THE LINGERIE PARTY,
AND I FEEL WITH EVERYTHING THAT
WE'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW, PLUS THIS,
THIS REALLY MIGHT BE THE END.
- OKAY, LET ME-LET'S CHECK THE FIANCÉ.
WHAT'S THE FIANCÉ'S NAME?
- ROMAIN. - BETWEEN YOU AND ROMAIN.
PHYSICAL.
MY PENDULUM'S BLUSHING BETWEEN HER AND THE BOYFRIEND.
- OH, YEAH, IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
WITH, YOU KNOW, OUR SEX LIFE.
I'M LIKE, "NO, YOU'RE WRONG.
- SENSITIVITY-- AGAIN, IT'S A TEN.
YOU'RE TOO MUCH ALIKE IN SOME WAYS.
- YEAH, WE REALLY ARE.
- SO IF YOU WANT THE RELATIONSHIP TO STAY,
THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT.
WHICH MEANS, YOU CAN'T BE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER
ALL THE TIME, OKAY?
IT'LL BE A FANTASTIC RELATIONSHIP,
BUT IF YOU GUYS KEEP BUMPING HEADS,
DO NOT GET MARRIED.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, BOYFRIENDS?
- ANYTHING? - NO-NO-NO, I DON'T.
- OKAY. - I'M GOOD.
- I LIKE HOW SHE PUTS ME ON THE SPOT.
- OKAY, ELSA'S NEXT, NORMAN. - ELSA!
- ELSA'S NEXT. - ELSA, WE--
COME ON UP, ELSA.
- COMING UP...
- ELSA'S NEXT, NORMAN. - ELSA.
- ELSA'S NEXT. - ELSA, WE--
COME ON UP, ELSA.
OH, BOY-- ELSA'S GONNA READ ME.
- SHE'S ALREADY READ YOU. - WE HAVE TO BE BAREFOOTED.
WITH ME, YOU HAVE TO BE BAREFOOTED.
- FOR YOU, I TAKE MY SHOES OFF.
- I WOULD LIKE YOU TO HOLD MY HANDS INSTEAD.
- YEAH, OKAY-- YEAH, OKAY.
NO PROBLEM.
- GRAB ME HERE. - I'M GONNA GRAB YOU HERE.
- AND I GRAB YOU HERE. - AND YOU GRAB ME HERE.
- OKAY, CAN I-- AND I CAN--
OH, I HAVE TO BE QUIET.
- ARE THEY GONNA START SPEAKING IN TONGUES?
ARE SOME GHOSTS GONNA SHOW UP?
- WHAT CAN YOU DO?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
- E-AY-E-AH OH-OOH
- I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD-- IS THIS WOMAN GONNA FAINT?
"OR IS THERE AN EXORCIST COMING OUT?
"LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?"
- BA-SHAM BA-SHOO
- YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT?
- UH-HUH.
- UH-HUH.
YES.
E-AY-E-AH OH-OOH
- THAT COULD'VE BEEN THE MOST ACTION ELSA HAS SEEN
IN QUITE SOME TIME.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YOU'RE VERY, VERY WELCOME.
LOVED YOU.
- I THINK THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT NORMAN DOES
AND WHAT MY MOTHER DOES IS VERY OBVIOUS,
BUT I THINK NORMAN'S GREAT FOR A PARTY.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO IN THE KITCHEN FOR TEA?
- YEAH, LET'S GO DO THE TEA.
WHILE THE OTHER GIRLS ARE GOING INTO THE KITCHEN WITH NORMAN,
I WANNA FIND OUT JOANNA'S SIDE TO THIS STORY.
OH, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, BECAUSE ADRIANA CALLS ME TODAY
AND TELLS ME SHE DOESN'T WANNA COME,
BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY HURT OVER THIS CONFRONTATION WITH YOU.
KARENT, TODAY, SAID SHE DIDN'T COME
BECAUSE SHE HAD, UH,
APPOINTMENTS-- - SHE'S WORKING.
- AND SHE HAD DENTISTRY AND WHATEVER IT IS.
AND-AND I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T COME.
- RIGHT-- LET ME TELL YOU. - TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
- OKAY, WELL, HERE WAS ADRIANA, HERE WAS KARENT,
AND THEY WERE TALKING.
SO, I JUST GO UP TO THEM, AND THEN, RIGHT AWAY,
SHE GETS, LIKE "GET OUT OF HERE."
LIKE, REALLY, LIKE-- AND SHE KINDA SAID,
"YOU'RE A WANNABE." - OKAY.
- THAT'S WHEN I BLEW UP AT HER,
AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I SAID,
AND SHE, LIKE, STORMED OFF IN THE HALLWAY,
AND I SAID SOMETHING, AND SHE TURNED AROUND.
AND, LIKE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE DEVIL,
BUT I FELT LIKE I'D SEEN THE DEVIL IN HER FACE.
LIKE, AND, LIKE, SHE-- I GUESS SHE SLAPPED ME
AND SHE GRABBED MY ARMS-- - WAIT, WAIT-- TIME OUT.
SHE SLAPPED YOU FIRST.
- SHE TURNED AROUND AND SLAPPED ME.
I SWEAR TO GOD. - WHERE DID SHE SLAP YOU?
- ON MY FACE.
I WAS DRUNK-- - SHE SLAPPED YOUR FACE?
- YES.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE SO FAR APART
IN YOUR STORIES.
HER STORY IS, YOU GRABBED HER AND PULLED HER BACK,
AND YOUR STORY IS THAT SHE SLAPPED YOU FIRST.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT *** TOLD LEA
THAT I STARTED THE FIGHT.
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT IN MY LIFE.
OKAY, ADRIANA?
IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP LYING LIKE THAT,
I MIGHT HAVE TO START IT.
I DID NOT PHYSICALLY START IT.
- IT'S A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE GALA,
AND I CANNOT HAVE THAT KIND OF STUFF GOING ON IN THIS CROWD.
IT CAN'T HAPPEN.
I MEAN, SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE AT OUR GALA
WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO CALL 911 FOR OXYGEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEY-THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS DRAMA.
I WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, A CALM, ELEGANT, FABULOUS EVENT.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- HI, GORGEOUS. - HI, SWEETHEART.
I'M SO SORRY... - OH, THAT'S OKAY, MY LOVE.
- FOR BEING SO LATE-- CAN I JUST PUT THIS HERE?
- YEAH, JUST THROW IT THERE.
- OH, MY GOSH-- THE TRAFFIC WAS JUST UNBEARABLE.
YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANK YOU.
CONSIDERING EVERYTHING, THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU-- I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND MAKE UP.
- OH, THANK YOU. - I'M SO TIRED.
IT'S, LIKE, I WISH I COULD JUST CANCEL THIS WHOLE GALA THING.
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD AT ALL TO GO.
- I KNOW.
- I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT
THAT ADRIANA PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE.
THE LAST THING I WANNA DO IS GO TO THE GALA.
I'D RATHER JUMP OFF MY BALCONY RIGHT NOW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I KIND OF FEEL BAD,
BECAUSE IT ALL STARTED DUE TO THE FACT THAT ADRIANA,
ONCE AGAIN, AT AN INAPPROPRIATE MOMENT,
WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION THAT,
IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME. - EXACTLY.
AND I FEEL SO BAD, BECAUSE YOU CAME TO MY DEFENSE
AS MY FRIEND.
- 'CAUSE WHEN I CAME TO YOU,
I WAS JUST THERE TO BE LIKE, "HEY, SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?"
AND JUST THIS EVIL PERSON, SHE'S LIKE,
"GET OUT OF HERE, GET OUT OF HERE."
AND, I MEAN, SHE CAME AFTER ME.
LIKE, SHE SAID SOME REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS.
- I KNOW SHE DID-- I KNOW. - AND MIXED WITH ALCOHOL,
LIKE, THAT REALLY MADE ME BLOW UP.
I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A PHYSICAL FIGHT, EVER.
SO, AS SOON AS SHE GRABBED ME, I, LIKE, GRABBED HER,
TO, LIKE, STAY AWAY.
I MEAN, I STILL HAVE SCRATCHES FROM HER.
- I'M SEEING YOUR SCRATCH MARKS.
- LIKE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM BRAZIL.
MAYBE YOU'RE FROM THE SLUMS IN BRAZIL.
THERE'S NO WAY TO ACT THAT WAY.
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A CLASSY WOMAN?
OBVIOUSLY NOT.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT SHE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. - YOU HAVE SCRATCH--
YOU HAVE SCRATCH MARKS ON YOUR ARM, TOO.
- YEAH. - I'M NOT GLAD,
BUT I AM A LITTLE RELIEVED THAT, NOW,
MY ACTIONS SPOKE LOUDER THAN MY WORDS.
- YEAH, 100%.
- YOU SAW THE PERSON THAT I AM AND THAT I DIDN'T--
- I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU,
BEING AT THE VENUE PARTY BY YOURSELF.
YOU WERE BULLIED BY ALL THE GIRLS,
AND NOBODY WAS THERE TO DEFEND YOU.
SO, I'M LIKE, "OKAY, LET ME BE HERE WITH MY GIRL."
AND I SAW EVERYTHING WITH MY OWN EYES.
AND I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU, EVER.
- IS ROMAIN HERE, OR DID HE LEAVE?
- NO, HE'S NOT GOING.
ROMAIN HAS DECIDED NOT TO COME TO THE BLACK'S GALA WITH ME,
BECAUSE HE'S REALLY UPSET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED,
AND HE JUST DOESN'T WANNA BE AROUND ME RIGHT NOW.
HE DOESN'T-HE'S NOT EVEN RETURNING MY TEXT MESSAGES.
HE'S TOTALLY AVOIDING ME AND IT'S KILLING ME.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S MOVE ON.
ROMAIN'S NOT GOING, BUT WE'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED,
THE LAST THING I WANNA DO IS SEE ADRIANA AT LEA'S.
I REALLY DON'T WANNA GO.
- I KNOW.
- ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- FIRST PERSON I RAN INTO.
- BEAUTIFUL. - YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
AFTER ALL THAT STRESS AND DRAMA AND PUSHING
AT THE LAST MINUTE, OF COURSE, WE WIND UP SELLING OUT,
AND, BASICALLY, HAVING A WAITING LIST.
THANK GOD.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG.
OH, WORK IT, GIRL-- WORK IT!
- WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO THE VERDICT
AND THEN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING FROM THERE?
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE DISAPPOINTED,
BUT THE GUY COULD NOT GET A FAIR TRIAL IN PALM BEACH.
- SO, THIS IS A BIG NIGHT FOR YOU, HUH?
- IT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR MIAMI,
AND A BIG NIGHT FOR THIS CHARITY.
WE JUST KEEP RAISING MONEY TO KEEP KIDS FROM GOING TO JAIL,
GETTING A RECORD, GETTING FINGER PRINTED,
GETTING A MUG SHOT,
AND TO TRY TO GET THEM IN SCHOOL
AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
- MY TWO BANDAGES-- - NOBODY EVEN KNOWS.
- I'M, LIKE, TRYING TO HIDE IT UNDER THIS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY, HOLD THE PURSE IN THAT HAND.
EXACTLY. - THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
DESPITE HOW SAD I WAS INSIDE
AND NOT WANTING TO BE AT THE GALA,
BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING,
I WOULDN'T MISS LEA'S GALA.
SHE WORKED SO HARD FOR SO MANY YEARS,
AND TO ACCOMPLISH SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS IS JUST PHENOMENAL.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
- OH, I'M SORRY-- I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
- NO, IT'S OKAY, BABY.
I WONDER WHAT TIME ADRIANA WILL BE HERE?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
- THE PEOPLE AT MY PARTY
ARE THE MOST FABULOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,
SO WHO WOULDN'T WANNA BE PART OF THAT?
- HAVING FUN IN MIAMI, WITH THE BLACKS.
- ***.
- YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING ME A ***?
YOU JUST GOT HERE. - SOMEONE TOLD ME
THEY WERE GONNA PUNCH ME IN THE FáááING FACE ALREADY.
I JUST GOT HERE, TOO. - ISN'T THE WEATHER AWESOME?
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT. - IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
TONIGHT IS THE ANNUAL BLACK'S GALA.
I'M NOT GOING-- I HAVE ANOTHER EVENT.
AND MARYSOL IS NOT ATTENDING EITHER,
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
SO, WE'RE GONNA KIND OF HANG OUT, HAVE A DRINK,
AND THEN GO TO OUR RESPECTIVE EVENTS.
- THE GALA'S BEEN SOMETHING THAT HAS CAUSED TENSION
BETWEEN LEA AND I,
SO THAT WAS JUST WASN'T A PLACE I WANTED TO BE.
SO, IT KINDA WORKS OUT FOR EVERYBODY.
- WHAT?
- I'LL TELL YOU AFTER YOU TELL ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
- OKAY-- OH, YEAH... THAT.
UM, YOU KNOW,
THAT OFFICE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEMPORARY SITUATION.
THREE AND A HALF YEARS LATER, I'M STILL THERE.
SO, I DON'T KNOW.
- WELL, OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE OFFICES,
AND YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME HOME,
AND YOU'VE BEEN SEPARATED FOR TWO YEARS,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - OH, MY GOD, AGAIN?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE ASKED ME THIS?
- ASKED YOU WHAT? - I'M GONNA FILE FOR DIVORCE.
YES, THE PAPERS ARE DONE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.
IT WAS MORE A WORK THING, A BUSINESS THING.
I KNOW EVERYBODY THINKS THERE'S ALL THESE UNDERLYING MESSAGES
AS TO WHY I HAVEN'T FILED, BUT, HONESTLY,
THAT'S THE REAL REASON.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE STAY TOGETHER, UM,
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME, WHEN THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN DIVORCED.
- I KNOW.
I THINK I'M STARTING TO ACCEPT THE WHOLE SITUATION,
THAT THERE IS LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE,
AND LIFE AFTER ROBERT.
IT'S NOT FAIR TO HOLD ON BECAUSE IT FEELS MORE SECURE,
AND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE USED TO.
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO-TO MAINTAIN A NEW RELATIONSHIP
WHEN YOU STILL HAVE THAT HOVERING OVER YOUR HEAD,
NO MATTER, YOU KNOW-- - NO, I GET IT, I GET IT.
- NO MATTER HOW-- 'CAUSE I FEEL 100% DIVORCED.
BUT, TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT.
- COMING UP... - WHERE'S ROMAIN?
- NOT HERE. - IS HE COMING?
- NO. - WHY?
- E-AY-E-E-AH
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
- E-AY-E-E-AH
- COME ON-- WANNA COME ON UP?
- I'M ALWAYS BLESSING.
E-AY-E-E-AH
OH-OH-OOH
ANY KIND OF QUESTION THAT YOU MAY HAVE?
[indistinct]
[collective chatter]
- CAN I GET GINGER ALE W-WITH A-WITH A LITTLE BIT OF ***
INSIDE IT?
EVERYTHING IS SO NICE RIGHT NOW.
I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T COME,
BECAUSE SHE'LL, LIKE, THE ENERGY WILL CHANGE SO QUICKLY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T LET IT CHANGE.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT IT'S, LIKE,
I JUST WISH SHE WASN'T COMING.
HOPEFULLY, SHE GOT THE FLU.
- JOANNA?
I'M FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANNA HAVE ANOTHER SCENE.
I REALLY DO NOT WANNA ENGAGE IN ANY PHYSICAL FIGHTING
OR EVEN VERBAL FIGHTING, AT THIS POINT.
- I-I TRIED TO WAIT FOR YOU. - I KNOW, I KNOW.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - SO DO YOU.
- THIS DRESS IS FANTASTIC. - THANK YOU.
I LIKE THE PINK ON YOU, TOO.
- THAT RED, THAT OLD HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR.
- EXACTLY. - THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR?
- OLD HOLLYWOOD, YES.
[indistinct chatter]
- SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER THAT FIGHT?
THAT WAS CRAZY. - SERIOUSLY, IN MY WHOLE LIFE,
I'VE NEVER HAD A PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A GIRL.
I MEAN, LIKE-- - REALLY?
- A FIGHT-- I'VE NEVER HAD, LIKE, A FIGHT.
NEVER, AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I CAN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW,"
SO I WALKED AWAY.
JOANNA FOLLOWS ME, AND THEN GRABS ME BY MY,
YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS.
SO, WHEN I TURN, THEN I TURN ON HER,
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - 'CAUSE I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTS OR BRUISES?
- ON MY ARMS.
- SHE'S LUCKY SHE'S NOT IN JAIL TODAY.
SHE'S LUCKY I WAS NOT THERE.
IF I'D BEEN THERE,
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.
- IT WAS BAD.
I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT JOANNA AND ADRIANA
KEEP THEIR DISTANCE TONIGHT.
- SO...
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SITUATION?
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW PHILIPPE?
- YES, CHÉRI, OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU DO? - I DO.
I DO WANNA MARRY YOU.
- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM RECENTLY?
- I SAW HIM, UM, THURSDAY NIGHT,
BECAUSE, UM, I DID AN EVENT AND, UH, HE WAS CATERING IT.
AND THEN, ANOTHER CLIENT OF MINE CAME IN
AND INVITED ME TO COME TO DINNER AFTERWARDS,
TO MEET HIM FOR DINNER.
SO, I WENT WITH HIM TO HAVE DINNER.
AND THEN, PHILIPPE CAME
AND-AND MET US. - OKAY.
- WE STARTED DRINKING SOME SAKE,
AND EVERYBODY WAS HAVING DIFFERENT DRINKS.
AND THEN, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I DON'T-I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE DRIVING HOME."
SO, UM, I SAID, "GREAT, OKAY.
"TAKE ME HOME-- NO PROBLEM."
AND THEN, RIGHT WHEN WE GET CLOSE TO MY HOUSE,
I REALIZE MY CAR KEY IS IN BAL HARBOUR.
I END UP HAVING TO STAY AT HIS-HIS NEW APARTMENT.
I TOTALLY FORGOT.
- YOU COULD'VE STAYED WITH YOUR MOM.
[chuckling] YOU COULD'VE CALLED SOMEBODY ELSE.
- NOT ANY PART OF ME WANTED TO STAY THERE.
- NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT?
- NO, 'CAUSE I WAS IN A LONG SEQUIN GOWN.
I WANTED TO GO HOME, SHOWER, AND PUT MY PAJAMAS ON.
AND HE GOT UPSET,
'CAUSE HE SAID THAT IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL FOR HIM.
- YOU GOT UPSET? - HE DID.
HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, THIS IS--
"IT'S JUST VERY EMOTIONAL FOR YOU TO BE HERE.
"I BUILT THIS SEPARATE SPACE TO MOVE ON,
"AND THIS IS MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU.
"I CAN'T MOVE ON.
"LIKE, I CAN'T LET GO WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE."
AND THEN, HE SAID TO ME, "WELL, I THINK
"WE SHOULD SIGN THAT PAPER, THE DIVORCE PAPER,
"BECAUSE MAYBE THAT'S WHAT IS KEEPING ME ATTACHED TO YOU."
AND I SAID, "A PIECE OF PAPER...
"IS IRRELEVANT." - IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
- THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
- MARYSOL'S STILL IN LOVE WITH PHILIPPE.
SO, UNTIL SHE PUTS THOSE FEELINGS IN PERSPECTIVE,
I DON'T THINK SHE'S READY TO END THAT MARRIAGE.
SO, YOU'RE NOT READY.
- I DON'T WANNA HAVE ANOTHER FAILED MARRIAGE.
BUT, THERE'S TWO OF US,
AND THE TWO OF US CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE IT WORK.
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY AT A TIME.
- WELL, YOU KNOW THAT I ONLY WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
SO, YOU LOOK TOO FABULOUS.
- ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA CHANGE BEFORE MY DINNER.
I STILL HAVE TO CHANGE.
- WHY AREN'T YOU GOING LIKE THAT?
I LOVE THAT-- THAT'S REALLY FABULOUS.
IS THAT MISSONI? - YEAH.
- SO, DINNER, EVERYTHING?
OKAY. - OF COURSE, YEAH.
[collective chatter]
- COME ON, LADY IN RED.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS
AND START-BEGIN YOU DINNER. - HI, HONEY.
- AM I SITTING THERE? - YEP, THAT'S YOUR--
SEE YOUR NAME-- THAT'S YOUR NAME.
- WOW.
- RIGHT NEXT TO ME, HONEY.
- WHEN JOANNA REALIZED THAT JOE FRANCIS AND ADRIANA
WERE SITTING ONE TABLE AWAY FROM US,
I FELT A LITTLE BIT BAD,
'CAUSE YOU COULD TELL THAT SHE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
BUT THE GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT,
WE WERE HAVING OUR BACKS TO HIM,
SO WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO FACE HIM.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- LIKE, AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT,
I THINK WE NEED OUR COOL. - RIGHT.
- WHO-- OH, KARENT?
NO-- - LIKE, OKAY.
- NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT-- SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
NO, SIT DOWN.
NO, SIT DOWN.
HEY, COME HERE!
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK STUNNING-- I LOVE YOUR NECKLACE.
WHO'S MISSING?
WHERE'S ROMAIN?
- NOT HERE. - IS HE COMING?
- NO. - WHY?
- THE WHOLE JOE FRANCIS THING.
HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND THESE PEOPLE."
SO, HE'S NOT COMING.
- I DO FEEL BAD FOR ROMAIN,
BECAUSE WHAT GUY WANTS TO HEAR ANOTHER GUY
PREACHING ABOUT HOW HE POTENTIALLY
SLEPT WITH YOUR FIANCÉ?
WHERE'S HE RIGHT NOW?
WHERE'S ROMAIN RIGHT NOW?
- UM, I DON'T KNOW-- HE LEFT, HE WENT TO THE OFFICE.
- LET'S-LET'S ENJOY TONIGHT.
- I'M NOT STAYING LONG.
HEY, JOE, REALLY, PLEASE.
- CAN WE BE FRIENDS? - LEAVE ME ALONE.
PLEASE, TELL HIM, RIGHT NOW, NOT TO EVER COME UP TO ME,
EVER IN MY LIFE, TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
ARE YOU FOR REAL, RIGHT NOW?
YOU CAUSED ME ALL THIS DRAMA, ALL THIS STRESS,
ALL THIS HEARTACHE WITH MY FIANCÉ.
GO Fááá YOURSELF?
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME ROY BLACK.
[cheers and applause]
- GO ROY!
- WELL, WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO ANOTHER GREAT NIGHT.
WE WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD,
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN EVEN ONE CHILD'S LIFE,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE.
[cheers and applause]
- OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION
FOR $12,000?
TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THE PLAYBOY MANSION
HALLOWEEN PARTY?
LOOK AT ALL THESE GUYS.
THEY'RE PRETENDING THEY DON'T WANNA GO.
- IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS A PARTY
AT LENNY HOCHSTEIN'S HOUSE.
- OH, GOD, WE HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE!
- YEAH, BUT THEY'RE MUCH MORE FUN,
AND WITH A WWF SMACKDOWN AT THE END.
[laughing] SO...
- JOE FRANCIS WILL BE THERE-- WE'LL SEE HIM THERE.
- YAY, JOE FRANCIS-- WHOO!
- IT ACTUALLY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME THAT
ADRIANA IS SITTING AT JOE FRANCIS' TABLE.
LIKE, EVIL, EVIL EQUALS EVIL.
- OKAY, GUYS, IT'S 14 GOING ONCE, 14 GOING TWICE.
SOLD FOR $14,000.
SO, THE BIDS ARE COMING IN,
AND THEY'RE COMING IN PRETTY GOOD.
DO WE HAVE $2,500 ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE ROOM
FOR SCHOLARSHIPS FOR THESE KIDS?
SOME PEOPLE THAT I NEVER EXPECTED
WERE GIVING SCHOLARSHIP MONEY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
GETTING NEAR A MILLION DOLLARS TONIGHT.
BY THE WAY, WHERE IS JOE?
DID HE DISAPPEAR? - I HOPE SO.
I HOPE HE DISAPPEARS BACK IN JAIL, WHERE HE BELONGS.
DEEP IN MY HEART,
I WAS SO CRUSHED THAT ROMAIN WASN'T WITH ME,
I JUST HAD TO TEXT HIM.
I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
"I'M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED."
AND HE DOESN'T TEXT ME BACK.
THE JOE FRANCIS THING REALLY Fááááá UP EVERYTHING.
HE HAD THE NERVE TO COME UP TO ME TONIGHT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - JOE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA DO A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIM FOR SLANDER.
Fááá THAT Sáá!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
- COMING UP...
- JOE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA DO A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIM FOR SLANDER.
Fááá THAT Sááá!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
- HE IS WHO HE IS FOR A REASON,
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT HE IS.
SO, NO ONE EVEN GIVES WHAT HE SAYS CREDIT.
HONEY, TELL-TELL HER.
- NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT JOE FRANCIS THINKS.
- NOBODY-NOBODY CARES.
- EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'S A SCUMBAG,
BUT ROMAIN, HE'S LIKE, "OH, MAYBE YOU DID."
AND I'M LIKE, "I PROMISE YOU, I DIDN'T."
- HE'S GOTTA TAKE YOUR SIDE-- YOU'RE HIS FIANCÉ.
I MEAN, REALLY.
- I'M JUST MISERABLE.
I'M GONNA GO HOME, BECAUSE ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS ROMAIN.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH US?
CAN WE WORK THROUGH THIS?
IS IT OVER?
- NEXT, ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI"...
- YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO ENTER PUBERTY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
- UGH!
[chuckling]
- I INVITED ROMAIN TO COME 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING
SINCE THE WHOLE INCIDENT AT YOUR HOUSE,
AND I'M HOPING-- - STILL?
IT'S BEEN, LIKE, OVER A WEEK.
- EVERYTHING'S GONNA CHANGE, ROB.
- WHAT'S GONNA CHANGE? - EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING.
- I THOUGHT THEY SAID HE WAS GETTING BETTER?
I'M GONNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL-- I GOTTA GO.
- I HAVE AN INFECTION.
I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RABIES.
- YOU'RE VERY CLASSY, JOANNA.
- YOU WEREN'T BY PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE.
I'VE NEVER PHYSICALLY FOUGHT ANYBODY IN MY LIFE.
OTHERWISE, I WOULD PUNCH THE Sááá OUT OF THIS GIRL.
- I PROTECTED MYSELF, IN SELF-DEFENSE.
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