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- IF SOMEBODY SHOWS UP AND PAYS $3 MILLION,
I'M SELLING THAT HOUSE.
- AND THAT'S FINE, AS LONG AS I'M AT LEAST ADVISED--
- I'VE ADVISED YOU, GAGE, AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE ACCEPTING IT.
I HAVE FINANCIAL PRESSURE THAT GAGE DOESN'T HAVE.
I'M THE ONE THAT PAYS ALL THE BILLS.
THE REASON I HAVE YOU GUYS HERE IS BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE,
THEN I WOULD BE VERY OPEN TO SELLING THE HOUSE.
[dog barking]
- ANYBODY LETS MY DOG OUT, I'LL SLIT THEIR THROAT.
- MY GRANDMOTHER IS VERY BLUNT.
WE HAVE SOME SIMILARITIES IN OUR PERSONALITY.
- NO!
- WE'RE GETTING ALL NEW CURTAINS.
- THEY'RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE.
- WHEN HE REALLY WANTS SOMETHING,
HE'LL GO TO WAR ABOUT IT WITH HER.
IT'S LIKE SHE'S OUR TOUGHEST CLIENT.
- YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO COME BACK IF YOU'LL HAVE ME BACK.
- I PERSONALLY BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES.
WELCOME BACK! - WELCOME BACK.
- I WAS JUST KIND OF, LIKE, "OH, WOW."
IF YOU WANT HIM HERE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU REALLY DO TRUST HIM, 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST HIM.
- WHAT WERE YOU LIKE? WAS IT A LOT LIKE THIS?
- I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU. - [laughs]
- JEFF, HE ALWAYS HIRED FRIENDS BEFORE.
- EXCUSE ME, BOYS.
- IF THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND FUN TO BE AROUND
THAT'S KIND OF AN ADDED PERK,
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW BUSINESSES OPERATE.
- [chuckles]
[upbeat rock music]
- ♪ AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH ♪
♪ AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH ♪
- ♪ HEY ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ ♪
- THESE ARE BOTH FOR GRAMERCY, RIGHT?
- YES, BUT WE'RE NOT MAILING THEM.
- NO, I KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA PUT HER...
- OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD. AND THEN--
- SO I HAVE TO LEAVE IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
- AND THEN, UM, WILL YOU NET THE TREES
SO THAT THE BRANCHES AREN'T ALL LOOSE?
CAN YOU DO THAT?
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JENNI, ON WEDNESDAY THE 18TH--
- HOLD ON, ANDY.
[scary music]
♪ ♪
- [shrieks]
- OH, MY GOSH. COME ON!
- [bleep] AGAIN? OH, MY GOD. YOU WANT TO KILL ME, JEFFREY?
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- [laughs]
[laughing continues]
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- [laughing continues]
- SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE.
- [laughing and gasping] - SIT DOWN!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
- [laughing and gasping] - NO!
- YOU HAVE TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- NO, HE'S NOT OKAY. - [laughing and gasping]
- SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
- SO, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS PASTIME--
A HOBBY IF YOU WILL-- WHERE I LIKE SCARING PEOPLE.
SPECIFICALLY ANDREW.
- [gasping] - OKAY, BREATHE.
- THAT'S IT! WE'RE DONE. - SLOW DOWN.
- I THINK THAT JEFF GETS PLEASURE
OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN.
NO MORE. - I HAVE TO GET AIR.
- YEAH, GO OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND.
- THEY'RE EQUALLY BAD INFLUENCES ON EACH OTHER,
JEFF AND ANDREW.
I THINK THAT JEFF LIKES TO PUSH ANDREW'S BUTTONS
AND THEN ANDREW FALLS RIGHT INTO THE TRAP.
BUT THEN ANDREW CAN GET JEFF GOING AND DISTRACTED,
AND I THINK ANDY NEEDS TO BE WORKING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS--WHAT WAS I DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW. - WAS I ON THE PHONE?
- THOSE HEDGES ARE GONNA BLOCK THE FIRST WINDOW.
THIS TREE WILL BLOCK THOSE ENTIRE SECOND FLOOR WINDOWS,
WHICH IS WHAT WE WANT.
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BLOCK THAT ENTIRE HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S GREAT. THANK YOU.
- YOUR TAPE MEASURE WENT FLACCID.
- I TOLD BONNIE AND CARRIE THAT I'D BE WILLING TO PUT
GRAMERCY AS A POCKET LISTING
JUST TO KIND OF TEST THE MARKET AND SEE IF THERE'S INTEREST.
AND I AGREED TO SHOW THE HOUSE BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED,
BEFORE WE LANDSCAPED.
AND SOMEONE CAME THROUGH AND SAID, "THERE'S NO PRIVACY."
WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE THERE'S NO [bleep]ING TREES, DUDE.
THERE'S NO TREES AND THERE'S NO HEDGES.
THOSE ARE GOING IN.
BUT PEOPLE CAN'T VISUALIZE IT.
SO I REALIZED THAT I NEED TO FINISH THE LANDSCAPING
BEFORE I SHOW THE HOUSE AGAIN.
- WHAT IF WE DID THREE OF THEM? CAN THEY GET THEM UP THERE?
- IDEALLY, THE 20-FOOT TREE NEEDS TO GO OVER THERE.
AND WHAT IS THAT GONNA COST? - $1,900.
- FOR A TREE? - IT'S 20 FEET HIGH.
- IT'S 20 FOOT. - HOW WIDE IS IT?
- UM, I THINK HE SAID 18-- IT'S A BIG BALL.
- I HAD SORT OF RESIGNED TO THE FACT THAT WE MAY NOT
BE MOVING TO GRAMERCY.
IT WAS DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE WE WORKED SO LONG
TO GET EVERYTHING SO PERFECT.
IT IS SO SPECIAL, AND THERE'S SO MUCH TO IT
THAT YOU JUST WANT TO MOVE IN TO THIS HOUSE.
- ANDY, YOU'RE THE TREE. - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?
- THAT'S HIGH. REALLY?
- [bleep]ING WEIRD. - YOU MAKE A GREAT TREE.
- AND THEN IT WOULD BE 20 FEET. - [laughs]
CAN YOU COME TOWARDS ME?
STOP RIGHT THERE. KEEP YOUR HANDS UP.
- DO THEY LOOK LEAFY? - [laughs]
- OKAY, THAT'S [bleep]ING WEIRD.
[phone rings]
- [in strange voice] HI, IS MRS. AVERETT THERE?
HI, MS. AVERETT, MY NAME IS MIKE FROM B&A ROOFING,
AND I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND LET YOU KNOW
THAT WE'RE HAVING A SPECIAL ON ROOFS THIS MONTH.
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO SERVICE THE ROOF FOR YOU, MA'AM?
[hangs up]
SHE JUST HUNG UP.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT.
- OKAY, YOU DO ONE NOW. - NO WAY!
- PLEASE? - MM-MM.
[hammering]
- JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ALL OF OUR PLUMBING FIXTURES.
ONCE WE GET THE CABINET, THEY CAN PUT THE COUNTER-TOP IN
AND THEN WE'LL DO THE BACK-- I HAVE TO BUY BACKSPLASH.
SO I HAVE TO CHOOSE THAT. WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT.
- YEAH.
- JENNI AND I WENT DOWN TO ORANGE COUNTY TO CHECK IN
AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.
YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY BE DOING THIS STUFF.
YOU COULD INJURE YOUR BACK OR HURT YOURSELF.
YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY BE DOING THIS, OKAY?
- WELL, I HAD TO TRY IT. [laughs]
- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S WHAT-- YOU KNOW,
THAT'S WHAT PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY HAD THIS DISCUSSION WITH MY MOTHER,
BUT I THINK MY MOM PROBABLY KNEW THAT ULTIMATELY
I WOULD MAKE SURE THAT MY GRANDMOTHER WAS TAKEN CARE OF
AND PROVIDED FOR.
AND I HAVE TO KIND OF PREPARE HER,
THERE WILL BE A DAY WHERE SOMEONE HAS TO LIVE WITH YOU.
I'VE TRIED TO GET HER TO MOVE TO L.A.
I'VE TALKED ABOUT EVEN HER MOVING INTO SPRING OAK.
SHE'S NOT THERE YET,
BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION.
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE YEARS
FOR HER TO EVEN BE OPEN TO THAT IDEA.
IT'S ALL STARTING TO COME TOGETHER.
- YEAH.
THAT'S A GOOD THING, 'CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMIT HARI-KARI.
- REALLY? YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL YOURSELF OVER THIS?
- I JUST WANT IT DONE.
- IT WAS FUN AND GAMES FOR A WHILE WITH PATTI,
AND THEN AS IT LINGERED ON, THE CONSTRUCTION,
SHE STARTED TO HIT A BREAKING POINT
AND THAT'S HARD FOR HIM, BECAUSE I THINK JEFF
JUST KIND OF ASSUMED THE "PROVIDER ROLE."
SO HE FEELS AN ADDED PRESSURE THAT HE'S GOT TO BE THERE,
BECAUSE REALLY, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE?
- MM-HM. - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
- I JUST TOLD HER THAT, UH, WITH THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS--
- YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. - [laughs]
- YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR.
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
- OH, PROBABLY.
BUT I'LL MEET A LOT OF MY FRIENDS HERE.
[laughter]
[dog barking]
- SO HOW MUCH TO TRIM ALL THESE, MOISES?
YEAH.
OKAY, SO $50 TO DO THESE. WHAT ABOUT AROUND GAGE'S OFFICE?
- THAT OFFICE? - I'LL SHOW YOU.
JEFF ASKED THAT I TAKE CARE OF THE BACKYARD AT SPRING OAK,
AND, YOU KNOW, I FELT CONFIDENT
THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO GET THIS DONE.
HOW MUCH?
CAN YOU DO IT TODAY?
OH, MOISES!
SO WHEN WILL YOU DO IT?
ALL RIGHT, MOISES.
MOISES CAN'T DO ALL THE TRIMMING TODAY.
- WHY? - HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS LADDER
AND HE'S GOTTA GET TO ANOTHER JOB.
- JEFF WAS PRETTY ADAMANT THAT THE YARD NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY,
SO WHY CAN'T HE JUST WORK LATE?
- I DON'T KNOW, HE'S JUST-- - NO, HE'S YOUR GUY.
YOU'RE MANAGING HIM. - I CAN'T FORCE THE GUY TO STAY.
- YEAH, YOU CAN. GET HIM A LADDER.
SAY, "HERE IT IS--" - I DID.
- IF YOU WORK 40 MORE MINUTES. IT'S [bleep]ING ANNOYING.
I COULD HAVE HAD SOMEBODY ELSE DO IT.
I DO THINK THAT ANDREW IS JUST BEING KIND OF A PUSHOVER.
I'M JUST KIND OF ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,
IF YOU DON'T SEE SOMEONE BEING THERE LONG-TERM,
WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
MOISES, LET'S JUST TRIM THOSE REAL QUICK.
YOU HAVE THE TRIMMER, RIGHT? WE CAN DO IT REAL FAST.
- OKAY. - COOL?
ANDY'S GONNA GET YOU THE LADDER. - CAN YOU DO IT, MOISES?
ALL OF A SUDDEN. I ASKED YOU EARLIER.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE TIME. - YEAH!
- THE SITUATION WITH ANDREW IS THAT HE'S KIND OF
A BIG QUESTION MARK.
THERE'S SUCH A LEVEL OF DISTRUST,
THAT I JUST DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
DELEGATING SOMETHING OUT.
OH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. THEY'RE GETTING CUT.
- HE'S DELICATE.
- WELL, I CAN'T DEAL WITH DELICATE.
I'M NOT A VERY DELICATE PERSON.
- IT'S ALMOST COMPLETELY GREEN NOW OUT THERE.
I MEAN, I CAN BARELY SEE FENCE.
I'M GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE THAT TREE DOWN.
- YEAH, IT'S NICE. - HOW'S EVERYTHING ELSE GOING?
HOW'S ANDY DOING? - THE [bleep] I KNOW.
- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT UTILIZING ANDY THE WAY YOU SHOULD?
HE'S GOOD AT THE PROJECT MANAGEMENT.
NOW LET'S SEND HIM OVER TO GRAMERCY
AND LET'S GET GRAMERCY COMPLETED.
I DON'T REALLY WANT YOU THERE. - I JUST DON'T--YEAH.
- WE DON'T MAKE MONEY. - RIGHT.
- AND THAT HOUSE IS ALREADY-- NOT ONLY HAS IT COST US
SO MUCH MONEY IN REMODELING, IT'S COST US SO MUCH MONEY
BY EVEN BEING THERE.
- RIGHT.
- SO I THINK YOU JUST HAVE TO SURRENDER THE CONTROL.
- [sighs] - DO YOU NOT AGREE WITH ME?
DO YOU NOT THINK HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB?
- I JUST--YOU GET OVER THESE THINGS SO FAST
AND I STILL--EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED STILL RESONATES
AND IT'S STILL THERE.
- YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST BRAND HIM AS A LIAR
FROM HERE ON OUT.
- RIGHT.
- GAGE THINKS THAT ANDREW IS A WALKING LIABILITY.
BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN ANDREW.
- SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN START GIVING HIM MORE,
BUT THERE SHOULD BE A DIRECTION OF GROWTH,
AND I DON'T THINK THAT ANDREW'S ON THAT PATH.
THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE PEOPLE HERE.
- I'M OPEN TO BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE IN TO EXPAND,
NOT TO REPLACE PEOPLE. [knock on door]
- HELLO? - HELLO? HEY.
- NICE SHIRT. - THANK YOU.
I OVERHEARD GAGE AND JEFF TALKING, AND MY NAME CAME UP.
I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT WAS BEING SAID.
YOU KNOW, I MIGHT JUST BE PARANOID,
BUT I FEEL THAT GAGE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT.
- THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON.
- HOLD ON, JEFFREY. - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE, THIS IS YOUR [bleep]. YOU GOTTA HANDLE THIS.
- OKAY, WE LOOKING AT PLANTS?
- OKAY, SO DOWN THIS FRONT, I'M THINKING WE JUST
MIRROR THE HEDGES.
- DO WE WANT TO GO ACROSS WITH THEM TOO?
AND THEN WE JUST PUT THE BALLS IN HERE?
- BUT THEN WILL THE BALLS REALLY SHOW UP AS BALLS?
- WELL, HOW MUCH ROOM DO WE HAVE?
'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A LOT OF BALLS.
- UNLESS WE DID STACKED BALLS.
- I DON'T THINK I WANT THE STACKED BALLS.
I THINK I JUST WANT THE LOW BALLS.
- THAT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF MANICURING FOR THE GARDENER,
TO KEEP THESE BALLS UP.
JEFF WANTED TO KEEP THE LANDSCAPING AT GRAMERCY
PREDOMINATELY MANICURED.
EVERYTHING IS VERY BOXY AND SQUARE.
SO I THOUGHT DOING THE BIG TOPIARY BALLS KIND OF GAVE IT
A LITTLE BIT OF SOFTNESS AS WELL.
- WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THE PLAN?
- SO WE WANT TO MIRROR THESE HEDGES DOWN THIS SIDE.
- THEN WE HAVE PEA GRAVEL, AND THEN--
- AND THEN IN EACH BOX, WE'LL DO A SERIES
OF DIFFERENT SIZED BALLS.
- [chuckles] - A COUPLE BIG BALLS.
A FEW MEDIUM-SIZED BALLS.
[chuckling]
- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HE BROUGHT ME INTO THIS.
- HONESTLY, I THINK THAT BALL IS WAY TOO BIG.
- I HAVE [bleep] TO DO.
- DO YOU THINK THOSE BALLS ARE TOO BIG, GAGE?
- [laughs]
- ANDREW'S VERY SMART.
HE GETS THAT ONE OF THE BIG ELEMENTS
TO BEING EMPLOYED HERE IS ENTERTAINING JEFF,
AND I THINK THAT IT REALLY IS PROLONGING HIS TIME HERE.
BUT IT ANNOYS ME,
'CAUSE THE LANDSCAPING AT GRAMERCY IS A BIG THING.
YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST, I DOUBT HIS ABILITY.
I'M SORRY.
- WHEN YOU WALK UP, THE FOCUS IS ON THE BALLS.
- ON THE BALLS. - OH, MY GOD.
- YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A COUPLE OF CHOICES,
IN CASE THE RUGS GET TO BE REALLY EXPENSIVE.
- OKAY. IS ANDY HERE?
- HE WENT TO PLACE THAT ORDER FOR 150 BOX HEDGES.
THE PALM TREE, THE FESTUCA-- - I'M SORRY, 150?
- YEAH, I ADDED UP A LOT.
- WHY AREN'T WE MAKING MONEY A DIFFERENT WAY?
WHY DO WE HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE?
WE'VE KIND OF BUILT IT FOR US.
I JUST HOPE THAT WE NEVER FIND THAT BUYER.
AND THEN WE CAN MOVE IN.
DID YOU GET ALL OF IT? - YEAH.
JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH ME CARRY IT UP.
- HERE. - TAKE YOUR TIME.
THANKS FOR MEETING ME ON THE 99TH STAIR.
- COME ON.
- GAGE AND I WENT OVER TO GRAMERCY
TO LOOK AT CARPET SAMPLES, 'CAUSE WE WERE GONNA PUT
RUNNERS ON THE STAIRS AND ALSO IN THE HALLWAY
TO SHOW A POTENTIAL BUYER HOW GOOD THE HOUSE CAN LOOK.
- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM TO THE ROOMS, OR...
- OKAY.
- SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S WATER RUNNING SOMEWHERE.
WHY IS THERE WATER RUNNING?
- BECAUSE ANDREW--[bleep]ER-- LEFT THE WATER RUNNING
IN THE POOL WHEN I TOLD HIM, "ONE MORE INCH--"
- IT'S OVERFLOWING.
IT'S UP TO THE BRICK, [bleep]ING DIP[bleep].
- [bleep]. IT'S, LIKE, ABOUT TO OVERFLOW.
[phone rings] - HELLO?
- ANDY, DID YOU FORGET TO TURN OFF THE HOSE?
- YEAH, YOU DID, AND NOW THE POOL'S ABOUT TO OVERFLOW.
- THE POOL IS A GREAT EXAMPLE.
SUDDENLY ANDREW IS IN CHARGE OF JUST PUTTING A HOSE
INTO THE POOL FOR THE 30 MINUTES AND SHUTTING IT OFF.
AND HE FORGETS TO SHUT IT OFF, AND THE POOL OVERFLOWS.
SO IT'S REALLY SCARY.
'CAUSE IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THAT PART--JESUS.
WHAT ELSE WILL YOU [bleep] UP?
- JEFF? - YEAH?
- IT SHOULD COME DOWN BECAUSE IT HAS AN AUTOMATIC OVERFLOW
FOR THE RAIN, TO KEEP IT ALWAYS BELOW THE JACUZZI.
- HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DRAIN IT.
HE'LL HAVE TO DRAIN IT, LIKE, DOWN--JUST BELOW THE JACUZZI.
- ALL RIGHT.
- THANKS FOR TURNING OFF THE WATER IN THE POOL, ANDY.
- YOU'RE WELCOME. - YOU'RE SO HELPFUL.
- I THINK GAGE, LIKE, WAITS FOR ANY MOMENT THAT I SCREW UP.
I THINK HE REALLY IS WHISPERING IN JEFF'S EAR THAT, UM,
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF ME.
I GOT THE PLANTS ORDERED. - YOU DID?
- WHAT ELSE BESIDES THAT?
I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND HOSE THAT DOWN
AND TINKER AROUND HERE?
- YOU'RE GONNA GET THOSE TWO DELIVERIES, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE THE GRAMERCY ASSISTANT PROJECT MANAGER.
YOU REPORT DIRECTLY TO GAGE. - OH, BOY.
- THAT SHOULD WORK OUT GREAT.
ANDREW NEEDS A LITTLE MANAGEMENT.
BUT I THINK THAT ANDREW WILL GET MOST OF THE WORK DONE,
IF NOT ALL OF IT.
BUT THOSE TWO WILL HAVE TO WORK IT OUT.
- I LOVE GAGE.
- BYE. - BYE.
- HOWDY, TROOPS. [laughs]
- HI, PATTY.
- YOUR FIRST SHEET OF WALLPAPER JUST WENT UP.
- THAT'S GONNA DARKEN THIS ROOM A LITTLE.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S DARKENING UP THAT MUCH.
I'M REMODELING MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.
IT'S VERY TIME CONSUMING.
SHE LIVES AN HOUR AWAY, BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON,
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE BIT MORE COMMITTED
TO TAKING CARE OF HER THAN, SAY, MY BROTHERS ARE.
I WANT HER TO LIVE IN A NICE PLACE.
I WANT HER TO LIVE WELL AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.
- THAT'S KIND OF UGLY. [laughs]
SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT STRIKES ME.
- WELL, YEAH, THAT CABINET'S COMING OUT.
ALL OF THIS IS COMING OUT. - I LIKE MY CABINETS.
AND I LIKE THE COLOR. - THEY'RE ORANGE, BASICALLY.
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT, I LIKE IT.
- HOW DO WE RE-DO THE KITCHEN PLAN
IF WE DON'T CHANGE THE CABINETS?
- I DIDN'T SAY YES. - YOU'VE ALREADY AGREED TO IT.
WE WENT OVER THE WHOLE KITCHEN PLAN.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY CABINETS.
- YEAH, WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THAT.
- UH-UH.
- OKAY, SO HOW AM I GONNA GET A NEW OVEN IN THERE?
- HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET A NEW OVEN IN THERE?
- YEAH. - BEATS THE HECK OUTTA ME.
- UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW, HER MEMORY ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS,
SO I'LL HAVE THE SAME CONVERSATION MANY TIMES OVER.
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A PLAN FOR WEEKS.
- WELL, I'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES, OKAY?
- OKAY.
IT'S FRUSTRATING, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL LIKE
SHE'S ALWAYS FORGETTING.
BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT HER TO THINK THAT SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ISSUES WITH HER MEMORY.
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM WITH MY FAMILY,
BECAUSE NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT I'M DEALING WITH.
IT WAS A BIG WEEK. - YEAH.
- YOU HAD GREG AND THE KIDS COME OVER FOR 4TH OF JULY.
- YEAH.
- AND I NOTICED GREG DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO PICK UP AFTER THE DOG,
'CAUSE I DID IT. BUT IT'S COOL,
'CAUSE I'LL DO IT. GREG PROBABLY KNOWS I'LL DO IT.
AS SHE GETS OLDER, SHE NEEDS MORE HELP AND MORE ATTENTION
THAN EVER BEFORE.
MY BROTHER GREG LIVES 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM MY GRANDMOTHER.
BUT I GET VERY LITTLE HELP FROM MY BROTHERS. VERY LITTLE.
I DID HEAR BACK FROM THE DOCTOR. HE SAID THAT YOU ARE ANEMIC.
- MM-HM.
- WE GOT EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
HE SAID ONE MORE MONTH, YOU NEED TO RE-DO THE BLOOD WORK.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THESE EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE, LIKE A FAMILY RIFT,
BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHERE I'M VERY RESENTFUL.
THEY KNOW THAT IF THEY DON'T DO IT, I WILL.
SO THEY DON'T DO IT.
ONE A DAY.
ONE A DAY. WE PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
"ONE, ONE, ONE."
NOW, YOU GOTTA TAKE THIS WITH FOOD FOR SURE.
- IRON IS VERY CONSTIPATING, I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO, UM--
- [laughs] JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW.
- THANK YOU.
- OH, GOD, IT'S A MESS UP HERE. HOLY [bleep].
- I GUESS THIS IS PRETTY FOR THE PEOPLE DRIVING BY.
- MOISES, THEY CAN'T-- ESPECIALLY RIGHT THERE.
YOU HAVE TO GO BELOW THAT CONCRETE.
- IT'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF, GAGE.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT'S NOT DONE YET, SO I'M WORRIED.
- YES, SIR. - DON'T CALL ME, "SIR."
GRAMERCY IS VERY PERSONAL, AND IT'S JUST SOMETHING
THAT I'VE WORKED ON FOR ALMOST A YEAR.
AND I LOOK AT ANDREW AS THIS LIABILITY.
I DON'T TRUST HIM TO DO THESE THINGS.
- SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY SHORT.
- I THINK THEY NEED TO BE TALLER THAN THAT.
I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO PROTECT THE BUSINESS, JEFF, ALL OF IT.
AND NOW I HAVE A NEW JOB-- TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S NOT
IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING THAT'S SO MAJOR
THAT HE COULD REALLY [bleep] IT UP.
'CAUSE THOSE MISTAKES COULD BE PRETTY COSTLY.
- OKEY-DOKEY, MOISES.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BRING THE JACKHAMMER?
WHERE?
YOU HAVE TWO JACKHAMMERS? - MM-HM.
- I HAVE A JACKHAMMER. - YOU HAVE A JACKHAMMER?
OH-HO-HO-HO!
- ANDY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT [bleep]!
- THAT'S MY JACKHAMMER.
- ANDREW?
I ABSOLUTELY MUST BE CERTAIN THAT WE HAVE THOSE BOX HEDGES
BY THURSDAY MORNING.
WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER SEVEN ON ORDER.
- SIX. - SEVEN.
- MM...OH, YES. WE DO. I'M SORRY.
- I KNOW, AND IT SUCKS TOO, 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S HANDLING IT AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER.
- NO! NO! 'CAUSE THE LAST ONE--
I THOUGHT THE OTHER ONE CAME IN ALREADY.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE, THIS IS YOUR [bleep].
YOU GOTTA HANDLE THIS. - ALL RIGHT!
- YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF IT. THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM.
IT REALLY IS.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep]'S GOING ON.
- HOLD ON, JEFFREY.
- AND EVERYBODY HAS TO REMIND YOU OF STUFF THAT'S YOUR TASKS.
- YES, SIR.
JEFF WAS JUST SO IRATE.
I WAS, LIKE, "WHOA, JEFF, TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO."
IT WASN'T REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
BUT IT'S DIFFICULT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT GAGE TO HEAR.
AND GAGE HEARS EVERYTHING.
- YOU DIDN'T [bleep]ING THINK TO CALL?
- JEFFREY, THIS LAST-- OKAY. NO, I DIDN'T.
- YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE NOTES FROM YESTERDAY.
IF YOU HAD DONE THAT, YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED
THAT THE "MY GARDEN" ORDER HAS NOT BEEN PLACED.
I KNOW THIS, AND I'M NOT THE ONE THAT'S DOING IT.
YOU'RE DOING IT. DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
- YES.
- I THINK THAT JEFF IS STARTING TO SEE THE SIGNS
THAT ANDREW MIGHT MAKE MORE MISTAKES IN A DAY
THAN HE DOES THINGS RIGHT.
- I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A CHECK RIGHT NOW,
AND I WANT YOU TO PAY FOR IT AND SCHEDULE THE DELIVERY.
- MM-HM.
- DID YOU MOVE THIS, ANDY, TO MAKE ME ANGRY?
'CAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY SUCCEEDED. - I KNOW.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
- I KNOW.
- ANDY, IT LOOKS LIKE [bleep].
I THINK THAT IT SHOULD BE OVER THERE.
- I REALLY WANTED TO JUST TELL HIM TO SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- YOU MIGHT? - YEAH.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CABINETS?
YOU'D HAVE TO ORDER ALL THAT STUFF, RIGHT?
- I KNOW. - THAT'S GONNA TAKE WEEKS.
- THE THING IS, I'M JUST WORRIED THAT IF WE WAIT TOO LONG,
THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT AT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? CARRIE'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW
AND ONE OF MY GRANDMOTHER'S FAVORITE PEOPLE.
SO I BROUGHT HER DOWN 'CAUSE I THOUGHT SHE COULD HELP ME
ASSURE MY GRANDMOTHER THAT RE-DOING THE KITCHEN
IS A GOOD IDEA.
- WAS YOUR MOM FEISTY? - MM, DIFFERENT.
SHE WAS DIFFERENT.
- TODD SAYS THAT YOUR MOM HAD A REALLY WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR.
HE TOLD ME THAT WHEN IT RAINED,
THAT WHEN SHE WOULD DRIVE HIM TO SCHOOL,
THAT SHE WOULD WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO BE STANDING,
WAITING FOR THE BUS.
AND SHE WOULD DRIVE THE CAR INTO A PUDDLE AND SPLASH THEM.
HE TOLD ME A BUNCH OF STORIES LIKE THAT.
- [laughs]
- YEAH, SEE?
- THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, ACTUALLY.
WOW! - YOU LIKE IT?
- OH, YEAH. LOVE IT.
- ISN'T IT GREAT, CARRIE? - I LOVE IT.
- THOSE ARE NICE. - YOU LIKE THAT?
- I DO. IT HAS, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF A GRAY.
- YEAH. - WHICH I LIKE.
- YEAH.
- WHICH WILL LOOK REALLY NICE WITH THIS.
- MY GRANDMOTHER ALREADY HAS DOUBTS,
SO YOU HAVE TO KIND OF REINFORCE IT, REINFORCE IT,
REINFORCE IT.
AND TELL HER HOW GREAT THINGS ARE GONNA BE,
AND THIS IS WHERE THIS IS GONNA GO AND WHY.
- IS THIS GONNA BE GONE? - THAT'S GONNA GO.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR THAT IDEA, I REALLY DON'T.
- JEFF?
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP IT HERE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- THE ISLAND WON'T FIT. - WHY WON'T IT FIT?
WHERE DOES THE ISLAND GO?
- INITIALLY WHEN SHE WALKED IN, SHE COMPLIMENTED THE FIREPLACE.
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT.
BUT THEN WHEN WE GOT TO THE KITCHEN,
I DON'T KNOW, SHE WENT AWOL ON ME.
YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THIS IN ORDER FOR THIS ISLAND TO GO THIS WAY.
- YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- YOU CANNOT HAVE AN OVER THERE AND HAVE THIS ISLAND.
- I GOT THAT.
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MY FAMILY.
BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS KICKING MONEY IN.
IT'S, LIKE, THE VERY LEAST YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS BE ON MY SIDE.
SINCE YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE,
JUST COME ALONG, COMPLIMENT, AND AGREE.
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.
- WELL, THERE WAS ANOTHER SKETCH WHERE THIS WAS GONE
AND THEN THE ISLAND WAS HERE, BUT JEFF WAS SAYING THAT THAT--
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LOOKING AT IT THAT DAY?
- UH-HUH.
- ON THAT SKETCH, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
- KIND OF. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT FORGET,
MY GRANDMA'S REALLY FORGETFUL ANYWAY.
AND THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA CLING ONTO
AND REMEMBER.
BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE,
SHE COULD GRAB ONTO THAT NEGATIVE COMMENT
AND SHE'LL JUST KEEP REPEATING IT, LIKE, FOREVER.
- I THINK THE SKETCH THAT I SAW,
THERE WAS AN OVEN HERE AND AN OVEN HERE.
- I DID THE SKETCHES AND I'LL TELL YOU--I MEAN,
'CAUSE WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THIS ALL DAY--BUT I DID IT.
- I'M SURE YOU DID.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU WHAT I SAW-- - IT DOESN'T FIT.
THERE ARE NO SKETCHES WITH THE ISLAND THERE
AND THE OVEN THERE.
THEY DO NOT EXIST.
NOW MY GRANDMOTHER WILL BE LIKE A PARROT.
"WELL, I DON'T WANT TO PUT IT THERE BECAUSE BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
I WANT TO PUT IT HERE."
"WELL, I KNOW, BUT REMEMBER WHEN I EXPLAINED TO YOU AND CARRIE
THAT IT CAN'T GO THERE?"
AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER, "WELL, I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO
PUT THE RANGE RIGHT THERE."
IT'S, LIKE, CARRIE HAS MADE MY JOB MORE DIFFICULT NOW.
I'M FRUSTRATED.
I'M TIRED, I'M STRESSED, AND FRUSTRATED.
- MOISES, IS THERE A GUARANTEE ON THESE TREES?
- YES. - HOW LONG?
ONE YEAR GUARANTEE? - MM-HM.
- SO IF YOU [bleep] IT UP, THEY'LL REPLACE IT?
JEFF DELEGATING THE LANDSCAPING TO ME,
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
BECAUSE IT'S ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW THAT I'LL GET IT DONE.
BE CAREFUL, LIFT IT UP.
SO THAT I COULD RUB IT IN GAGE'S NOSE A LITTLE BIT.
CAN YOU TURN IT THIS WAY A LITTLE?
IS THAT THE FACE?
THAT'S THE BACK. - YES.
- TURN IT MORE.
- [speaking Spanish]
- KEEP TURNING.
- THIS IS THE FACE. - GOOD!
THE JOB IS EXTREMELY PHYSICAL, YOU KNOW?
I HAD DIRT IN MY ***-CRACK, YOU KNOW, IT WAS EXHAUSTING.
[bleep]
I'M GOOD.
- ANDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- GETTING THESE IN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- DO YOU LIKE THAT PLACEMENT OR DO YOU THINK THAT THESE TREES
SHOULD BE SWITCHED?
- THOSE ARE DELICATE.
I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD SWITCH THEM.
- ANDY, IT LOOKS LIKE [bleep].
I THINK THAT IT SHOULD BE OVER THERE.
- GAGE SHOWED UP AND WANTED TO MOVE THINGS AROUND,
AND I REALLY WANTED TO JUST TELL HIM TO SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
IF HE WANTS TO DO THE JOB, THEN COME DO THE JOB
AND BE THERE THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
DON'T JUST POINT HIS LITTLE PRISSY FINGER.
- ANDY, SO ALL THAT STUFF'S GONNA GO, RIGHT?
- I'M GONNA PUT THAT IN A BARREL RIGHT NOW.
I'M GETTING TIRED OF THE MICRO-MANAGEMENT.
SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME FEEL PARANOID,
BECAUSE I DO LOVE MY JOB.
I DO WANT THIS JOB. I DO NEED THIS JOB.
THANK YOU, GAGE. - GOOD TALK, ANDY.
SEE YOU AROUND TOWN.
- GAGE MAKES ME EXTREMELY NERVOUS.
I NEED TO CLEAR THE AIR, OR I THINK I MAY GET FIRED.
- [groans]
THE STRESS LATELY HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING,
WHERE I FEEL OUT OF CONTROL.
YOU KNOW, THE TIME THAT I'M SPENDING ON GRAMERCY,
I COULD BE SERVICING PROBABLY TWO OTHER CLIENTS.
THE TIME THAT I'M SPENDING ON MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE,
I COULD BE SERVICING ANOTHER CLIENT.
I HAVE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THESE PROJECTS,
WHICH ADDS STRESS.
[doorbell rings]
[footsteps approaching]
BUT IT'S MY FAULT FOR GETTING MYSELF
IN THIS SITUATION.
HEY, SO IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT.
- I KNOW, I'M A LITTLE SCARED. - YOU ARE?
- I'M EXHAUSTED.
- BUT I JUST--I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, "I'M DONE."
- I'M DEFEATED. - OKAY. TELL ME ABOUT THAT.
- I'VE NEVER MENTIONED MY GRANDMOTHER TO YOU, HAVE I?
- JUST IN PASSING.
THAT SHE WAS ONE OF THE THREE WOMEN
THAT SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF YOU.
- DID I SAY THAT? - [laughs] YOU DID.
- SHE'S ALMOST 87. SHE LIVES ALONE.
MY MOTHER WAS HER ONLY CHILD. WHO DIED.
- AND SO HOW OLD WERE YOU? - I WAS 18 WHEN SHE DIED.
- OKAY.
- SO I WOULD SAY THAT MY GRANDMA PROBABLY STEPPED IN
WHEN I WAS ABOUT 14.
- OKAY.
- AND, UM, MY BROTHERS DO NOT TAKE AN ACTIVE ROLE
IN HELPING ME.
I BASICALLY TAKE CARE OF TWO HOUSEHOLDS.
I TAKE CARE OF HER HOUSEHOLD. I PAY ALL OF HER BILLS.
I TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE. - MM-HM.
- DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS. I DO EVERYTHING.
- SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU THEN. SHE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
- WHICH IS A HUGE STRESS BECAUSE I'M RUNNING MY HOUSEHOLD,
MY BUSINESS.
UM, I DEAL WITH ALL THIS CRAP THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY,
AND I GET LITTLE TO NO HELP FROM MY BROTHERS.
- OKAY.
- THAT IS AN ENORMOUS STRESS IN MY LIFE.
MM-HM.
AS MY GRANDMOTHER GETS OLDER,
THERE'S NO ONE TO REALLY TAKE CARE OF HER.
SO I'VE TAKEN ON THAT ROLE.
MY BROTHERS I GUESS DON'T FEEL THAT SAME SENSE OF OBLIGATION,
EVEN THOUGH THAT SHE DID A LOT FOR THEM,
AND IN SOME CASES MORE FOR THEM THAN SHE DID FOR ME.
MY MIDDLE BROTHER LIVED WITH HER UNTIL HE WAS PROBABLY
IN HIS MID-20s.
SO YOU'D THINK THAT HE WOULD HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE
OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION, BUT APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T.
I'M ALREADY UP TO HERE.
LIKE, I JUST CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING ELSE.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT I TOOK ON
A CRAZY EXPENSIVE REMODEL,
WHICH HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY STRESSFUL.
AND THERE'S THE FINANCIAL STRESS.
THERE'S JUST THE BUSINESS STRESS.
- MM-HM.
- AND THEN THERE'S THE GRANDMA STRESS.
AND I JUST GET ANGRY. - MM-HM.
- AND THEN I LASH OUT EVERYWHERE.
- TAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER OUT OF IT.
THEY'VE HURT YOU BECAUSE...
- BECAUSE THEY'VE PUT ALL OF THE RESPONSIBILITY
ON MY SHOULDERS, AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO GIVE A [bleep].
I'M CONTRIBUTING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S REMODEL,
AND I'M NOT BEING PAID.
AND I'M PAYING FOR GRAMERCY AND I'M PAYING FOR SPRING OAK.
AND IT'S NOT EVEN JUST THE MONTHLY PAYMENTS.
IT'S THE REMODELING MONEY THAT JUST KEEPS GETTING SUCKED UP.
AND THEN I HAVE TO TAKE ON MORE CLIENTS AS A RESULT.
BUT I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE TIME TO TAKE ON MORE CLIENTS
BECAUSE I'M SPENDING THE TIME ON GRAMERCY AND GRANDMA'S.
SO IT'S--THAT'S WHY IT'S SO STRESSFUL.
I GOT MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION AND NOW I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET OUT OF IT.
- YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY NEED TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU CAN LET GO,
AND WHAT YOU WANT TO KEEP.
AND REMEMBER, KEEP THE STUFF THAT YOU WILL FIND ENJOYABLE.
- YES. OKAY, COOL.
WE'LL TALK SOON. THANKS, JUDY.
OKAY, BYE-BYE.
ARE YOU HERE FOR SOMETHING? - DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
- I HAVE, LIKE, 30 SECONDS. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
- [laughs] 30 SECONDS.
I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT THAT, UM--
I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SOME PROBLEMS.
OR YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. - MM.
- AND I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO A BETTER JOB
FOR BOTH YOU AND JEFF.
- MM-HM. - AND--I DON'T KNOW.
I'D LIKE TO MAYBE GO OUT AND TALK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?
AWAY FROM THE OFFICE,
AND JUST BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND...
GAGE HAS MADE IT QUITE OBVIOUS THAT HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH ME,
YOU KNOW?
AND I REALLY FEEL IT'S IMPORTANT THAT GAGE AND I
HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.
AND HOPEFULLY RESOLVE OUR ISSUES IN SOME WAY.
- SO YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE, OR--I DON'T...
- I MEAN, WHATEVER-- IF YOU HAVE ANY TIME
TO JUST CLEAR THE AIR.
- ANDREW'S TRYING TO GET BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES,
WHICH IS WEIRD.
AND IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT THE PERSON DOESN'T LIKE THEM.
AND THEY'RE TELLING THEM, "I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR YOU."
HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO GO TO DINNER TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
I THINK THAT'S FAIR.
- WHEN MIGHT BE GOOD?
- I'LL GIVE YOU, LIKE, 20 MINUTES AT DINNER.
- ALL RIGHT. THANKS, GAGE. - YOUR 20 SECONDS ARE OVER.
- [laughs] BYE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- SEE YOU.
YOU'RE KIND OF A WILDCARD. - I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME.
- I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE YOU.
- PUT IT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TRASH CAN.
THAT'S WHAT I DO. PUT IT OVER THERE.
PUT IT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TRASH CAN. SHE WON'T KNOW.
- WHAT HAPPENS IF SHE-- - SHE WON'T KNOW.
RIGHT THERE, THAT BLACK ONE.
- YOU A BAD BOY. CHECK THE DOGS.
[door closes]
- YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT HER, AREN'T YOU?
- TELL ME WHEN SHE GETS THERE.
[dog barking] SHE'S SO SLOW.
HEY, LADY! GET AWAY FROM THERE!
- [laughs] - GET AWAY!
[dog barking]
- YOU'RE SO BAD. YOU SCARE ME.
YOU SCARE ME.
[overlapping chatter]
- DAMN IT.
- OH, MY GOD. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED UP?
- BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE CLEAN AND PROFESSIONAL.
- WHAT'S IN THAT BOX? - REALLY GOOD CUPCAKES.
- YOU'RE REALLY KISSING ***.
THERE'S NO CONFUSION THAT THERE'S TENSION.
AND IT'S BEEN VERY CLEAR BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
AND I'VE BEEN VERY UPFRONT AND VERY HONEST WITH HIM.
VERY CLEAR-- I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.
OH, ANDY.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LIKE YOUR JOB INTERVIEW.
- THAT WAS EASIER.
- WELL, I WASN'T THE ONE THAT WAS COORDINATING IT.
- I'M NERVOUS AS HELL.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WHERE IT'S JUST GAGE TELLING ME
HOW HE FEELS, AND I AM A LITTLE FRIGHTENED.
- I'VE KEPT A REALLY STRONG DISTANCE FROM YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF A WILDCARD.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, MY ONLY FOCUS IS ON
REALLY PROTECTING THIS BUSINESS.
JEFF TRUSTS PEOPLE A LOT, AND HE DOES GET BURNED.
AND IT REALLY HURTS HIM. NO ONE EVER SEES THAT PART.
AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, MY LEVEL OF DISTRUST WITH YOU
IS WARRANTED, IS IT NOT?
- DEFINITELY.
- THAT'S WHY THE MICROSCOPE IS ON YOU.
- I KNOW THAT I'M IN YOUR PERSONAL HOME.
I KNOW THERE'S A TRUST ISSUE WITH EVERYBODY I WORK WITH
IN THE OFFICE.
BUT I DO--100%, GAGE--
I DO WANT TO PROVE TO YOU...
- TO ME?
- AND TO JEFF--TO THE COMPANY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ME.
- BUT I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME. - I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE YOU.
AND YOU HAVE TO BE OKAY WITH THAT.
AND IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB,
I WILL PROBABLY RESPECT YOU, WHICH I THINK IS SO MUCH BETTER.
BUT TO JUST FOCUS IN ON BEING LIKED AND BEING FRIENDS,
THAT'S JUST--IT'S SILLY. IT'S REALLY SILLY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- LOOK, I'VE BEEN VERY TRUTHFUL AND UPFRONT WITH YOU.
I'VE BEEN VERY BLUNT.
AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU ARE A HARD WORKER.
THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT YOU DO
AND YOU DO THEM VERY WELL.
- I KNOW.
- BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THE PART WHERE
YOU NEED EVERYONE TO LIKE YOU, 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF A FLAW.
- ALL RIGHT. TAKE YOUR PEACE OFFERING.
THERE'S NO RAT POISON OR ANYTHING IN IT, I PROMISE.
- I MEAN, I DON'T TRUST THAT YET,
SO I'M NOT GONNA EAT IT, BUT THANK YOU.
[phone rings]
- HELLO? - ARE YOU AT GRAMERCY?
JENNI AND I ARE FIVE MINUTES AWAY
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
- CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. BYE-BYE.
ANDREW WAS AT GRAMERCY
OVERSEEING THE LANDSCAPE INSTALLATION.
JENNI AND GAGE AND I WENT BY TO TAKE A LOOK.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GATE DOWN HERE, JENNI?
GAGE IS EXPECTING TO SEE THE WORST.
I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THAT ANDREW IS GONNA GET THIS DONE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT'S THE SECRET.
MAYBE I THINK IF I JUST TELL MYSELF AND TELL THE UNIVERSE
THAT ANDREW IS A PERFECT EMPLOYEE,
THAT ANDREW WILL SOMEHOW BECOME THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE.
THE BOX HEDGES DIDN'T GO IN YET? - NO.
- DID THE BOX HEDGES ARRIVE ALREADY?
- THERE'S 1,100 OF THOSE, YEAH.
- AND NOW WE'RE PUTTING ANOTHER 500 OVER HERE?
AND WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?
- YEAH. - HAVE WE WATERED THE HEDGES?
- YES. - TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE OKAY?
- DO YOU LIKE THE GROUND COVER? - I DO. I LOVE IT.
THE HILL LOOKS GREAT. - YEAH.
- EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY NICE. I LOVE IT.
I WAS VERY PLEASED,
AND I CAN SEE WHAT IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN IT'S DONE.
AND IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING. I WAS VERY PROUD OF ANDREW.
I THINK HE DID A GREAT JOB.
- MOISES, TURN THE OTHER SPRINKLERS ON.
- THE LANDSCAPING DID LOOK GOOD AT THE END.
IT REQUIRED SUPERVISION THOUGH, LIKE, THIS WASN'T JUST SOMETHING
THAT HE JUST MAGICALLY DID ON HIS OWN.
BUT, YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
- LOOKS NICE, ANDY.
- JEFF ISN'T ONE TO REALLY COMPLIMENT VERY OFTEN.
THE FEW TIMES HE DOES, IT'S KIND OF NICE.
- IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
- I DON'T THINK THEY'RE AS PRETTY AS THE BALLS THOUGH.
- BUT THE BALLS DON'T LOOK GOOD RIGHT NOW.
- ANDREW, YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF MY BALLS,
I'M SERIOUS.
- YOUR BALLS ARE A NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IN MY BOOK.
- HI. LOOK WHO'S BACK.
- ALL RIGHT, JEFF, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE ESTIMATES ON?
- THAT GROUND COVER.
WE GOTTA KEEP LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GROUND COVER.
WE'LL DO THAT MONDAY.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOU CAN CALL THE NURSERY TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT. - GOOD JOB.
ANDY, I MEAN, I THINK YOU GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK.
- OH, MY GOD.
- [laughs] DID JENNI JUST ROLL HER EYES?
- I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH EVERYTHING ANDREW
HAD ACCOMPLISHED WITH THE LANDSCAPING AT GRAMERCY.
HE DESERVED EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK.
CONGRATULATIONS. - [laughs] LOOK AT JENNI.
- YOU'RE SO JEALOUS. - ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, GAGE?
- IF THERE WASN'T REALLY A VOTE--
- THEY ARE SO JEALOUS, ANDY. - OH, THERE WAS NO VOTE?
- THEY'RE JEALOUS PEOPLE.
I THINK GAGE WANTS TO BE RIGHT SO BAD
THAT HE REALLY WANTS ANDREW TO SCREW UP.
AND IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING RIGHT OR WRONG FOR ME.
I JUST GENERALLY THINK THAT ANDREW IS THE RIGHT FIT.
HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MORE TRAINING.
ANDY DID GROUND COVER IN 14 DAYS.
- HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT GROUND COVER GONNA BRING IN?
- A LOT, WHEN THE HOUSE SELLS. - THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE RIGHT, ANDY.
- NOT AS MUCH AS WHAT I'M GONNA BRING IN.
- YOU JUST GOT SERVED, GAGE.
- IT IS A LITTLE ODD THAT JEFF IS SO OBSESSIVE
OVER EVERYTHING BEING PERFECT
AND THEN HE'S HIRING THESE PEOPLE
THAT FIT THE MOLD OF WHAT HE DOESN'T LIKE.
I MEAN, HE MAKES HUGE MISTAKES THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
BUT HE STILL GETS THAT AWARD.
- ALL RIGHT, ANDY, EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK!
[applause]
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CLAPPING?
- MY HANDS ARE FULL.
- THIS LOOKS REALLY NICE, GUYS.
AND YOU GUYS HAVE CHECKED YOUR SHOES, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT BRINGING ANYTHING IN ON THAT RUG?
'CAUSE SHE'LL KILL YOU.
SHE WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT, LITERALLY.
- [laughs] - THAT'S WHAT SHE TELLS ME.
WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S,
AND SHE'S AT HER POINT WHERE SHE NEEDS A BREAK.
LIKE, IT'S A LOT.
SHE HASN'T SEEN IT, RIGHT? SHE CAN'T COME IN HERE.
I THINK THIS LOOKS GREAT. IT'S CLEAN. IT'S SIMPLE.
I LOVE THE TABLE. I HOPE SHE LIKES IT.
I WORKED EXTRA *** THIS ONE, BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED HER
TO LOVE HER HOUSE, AND I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.
OKAY, VANINA. - GOOD JOB.
HERE WE GO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- OH!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. - IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
- INITIALLY WE RE-DID THE FIREPLACE FACADE
AND THEN GOT HER A NEW TELEVISION
AND THEN BUILT IT IN OVER THE FIREPLACE.
AND THEN WE ALSO DID WALLPAPER, WE DID SOME LIGHTING,
WINDOW COVERINGS, AND WE DID NEW FURNITURE.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- THAT'S A THROW TO KEEP YOU WARM
DURING THE CHILLY WINTER NIGHTS.
SO IF YOU FALL ASLEEP ON THE SOFA, YOU CAN USE THAT.
- BLUE? - I KNOW.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OTHER COLORS.
- THAT'S YOU, BLUE! - NO!
- THAT'S YOU! - NO! THAT WAS HIM.
- NO, IT WAS HER. - THAT WAS HIM.
- SHE'S, LIKE, "I THINK BLUE WOULD LOOK THE BEST."
- [laughs] YEAH.
- MY GRANDMOTHER DID NOT LIKE THE BLUE THROW PILLOWS.
AND SHE WOULD NOT LET THAT GO.
SHE HAD TO KEEP TELLING ME OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
HAVE A SEAT IN YOUR NEW ROOM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OH, IT'S GORGEOUS.
IF THESE PILLOWS WERE GREEN.
[laughs]
I'M A FALL COLOR PERSON. FALL! FALL!
- YOU ARE SO STUBBORN. - [laughs]
SHE'S, LIKE, "NO BLUE PILLOWS. FALL COLORS! FALL COLORS!"
SO THE BLUE PILLOWS I THINK ARE GONNA HAVE TO GO.
BUT BESIDES THAT, ALL IN ALL, SHE WAS THRILLED.
- PAT, WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THIS HOUSE,
IT'S GONNA BE GORGEOUS.
- WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO WITH THIS HOUSE
WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME?
- UM...SELL IT, PROBABLY.
- IT GOES TO GREG.
- YOU'RE GIVING IT TO GREG?
- I WANT IT TO GO TO GREG.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF THE BLUE,
"I'M GONNA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GREG."
YOU KNOW, A SIMPLE "THANK YOU" WILL DO.
JUST "THANK YOU, I LOVE WHAT YOU DID HERE."
BUT THEN, "I HATE THE BLUE PILLOWS,
AND I'M LEAVING MY HOUSE TO YOUR BROTHER."
I JUST THINK MAYBE SHE WAS REALLY MAD
ABOUT THE BLUE PILLOWS.
IS GREG GONNA BUY ME OUT?
'CAUSE I'M SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY TO IMPROVE IT.
- HE LOVES THIS HOUSE.
- WELL, IF YOU'RE GIVING IT AWAY, I LOVE IT TOO.
- YOU WOULDN'T LIVE HERE.
- BY THE WAY, MY BROTHER HAS A HOUSE.
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT IT.
LIKE, HE'S JUST GONNA SELL THE HOUSE ANYWAY.
THAT'S THE FUNNY PART.
I'M JUST THE ONE THAT'S BEING HONEST
AND SAYING, "I'M NOT MOVING FROM L.A. TO FULLERTON."
BUT--I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE I CAN'T WIN.
I CAN'T WIN.
DON'T WORRY--ARE YOU DYING TODAY, BY THE WAY?
ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? - NO.
- 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD ENJOY YOUR ROOM
FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
- YEAH, I INTEND TO. - OKAY.
WHAT WAS ON THE COMPUTER THOUGH?
THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE COMPUTER.
- UM...
[screams]
- YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM, JENNI?
- YEAH, THANKS.
- IS HE DOING THE TRASH? - MM-HM.
- GREAT.
YOU WATCHING? - YEAH.
- I THINK THAT DR. DONNA IS A VERY GOOD THERAPIST.
AND SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS GONNA REDUCE STRESS IN MY LIFE
IS TO FOCUS LESS ABOUT THE MONEY AND MORE ABOUT THINGS
THAT I LIKE TO DO.
GAGE. - YEAH.
- CAN YOU COME UP HERE PLEASE? - YEAH, SORRY.
- BUT I THINK THAT WHAT'S GONNA REDUCE STRESS
IS TO SCARE ANDREW.
ANDREW, BEFORE YOU LEAVE-- - UH-HUH.
- COULD YOU SHOW ME--
THERE WAS A COUPLE INSPIRATION PICS YOU HAD.
JUST BEFORE YOU LEAVE, CAN I SEE THEM REAL QUICK?
- UH-HUH. ARE YOU READY? - YEAH.
YOU CAN JUST CUE IT UP AND I'LL COME OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.
OH, I PRINTED THEM.
- WHAT WAS ON THE COMPUTER THOUGH?
THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE COMPUTER?
- OH, I WAS JUST LOOKING AT, UM, I DON'T KNOW, LET ME SEE--
[screams]
YOU'RE A [bleep]ING-- YOU ARE SO...
[laughter]
JEFF SCARES ME QUITE A BIT.
AND, YOU KNOW, HE GETS SOME KIND OF SICK PLEASURE OUT OF IT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- DID HE SQUISH IT? - [laughs] HE SQUISHED IT.
- OH, THERE'S JUICE ALL OVER HIS SCREEN!
- OH, GROSS! OH, GOD! - [laughs]
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- JEFF LIKES TO BE ENTERTAINED AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
AND ANDREW IS GUESS IS PROVIDING THAT ENTERTAINMENT RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT HIS MISTAKES,
KNOWING THAT HE CAN ENTERTAIN JEFF.
IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
ARE YOU GOING BACK TO GRAMERCY?
- I AM.
- HERE'S MOISES'S CHECK. HERE'S HIS CHECK.
- [shrieks] *** YOU!
[laughter]
- THAT WAS REAL GOOD. - THAT THING IS SO DISGUSTING.
- IF I TAKE YOU TO A LUNCHEON,
YOU'RE NOT TO LATCH ON TO SOMEONE
LIKE SOME SORT OF [bleep]ING BARNACLE
AND THEN GO TO THEIR HOUSE IN CABO FOR A WEEK.
THAT IS ABSURD.
I WAS SHOCKED. I MEAN, I WAS SHOCKED AND ANGRY.
- IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, THEN I SHOULDN'T--
- IF YOU CAN'T [bleep]ING CONTROL YOURSELF,
THEN YOU SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
- OKAY. - SELF-CONTROL, JENNI!
THIS IS HOW I PAY THE [bleep]ING BILLS!
YOU'VE [bleep]ED UP! YOU'VE [bleep]ED UP REPEATEDLY!
AND THIS WAS MAJOR!
- IF HE'S GONNA BE MISERABLE WITH ME EVEN BEING THERE,
HE PROBABLY SHOULD FIRE ME.
- I THINK THAT YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT
WHETHER YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THE FRIENDSHIP OR NOT.
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