I`m not very good at singing songs but here's a try If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch You must first invent the universe Space is filled with a network of wormholes You might...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...
Dear sixteen-year-old me Dear sixteen-year-old me Dear sixteen-year-old me Please don't get that perm, it's not as awesome as you think it's gonna be You have to actually...