{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
[Nature, bird sounds. Explosion!] Scout: Move Cyclops, move! Come on, come on, almost - aaahh! Uhh, awww. [Missles whistling.] Woah, who the? [Explosion!] Aaaahh!! [Hard impact, glass breaks. Dove...
Welcome to the League of Legends champion spotlight featuring Teemo the Swift Scout. Teemo is a ranged champion, with a number of builds. Including mage as well as physical or magical dps. In this...
Status report incoming. Shinji Ikari is currently in a critical state and undergoing life-saving surgery. Emergency protocols have been instigated. Citizens are advised to remain calm. The government...
Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...
RAAAAWWWW! Dark abomination of the Wet Mounds of Nardacorn! Taste my Blade! GRAAHHHH! AAAHHH! Ooh, ah. Nice whiskers. AW! Dude! Why can't a guy ever have his private time? You been in here...