{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...

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Kal Penn returns to TV on HIMYM and the show's ratings hot streak. What’s up guys I’m Sal LoPizzo and this is HIMYM TV NEWS. We reported a few weeks back that actor Kal Penn would be making...
Well I’m the only person in our house that does the ironing because, I’m, well, better at it than everyone else. No, it’s just a ruse. I can’t do it, can you do it? I’ve done it for my daughters...
DOUG MUZZIO: Hello, I'm Doug Muzzio, this is City Talk. He was the first mafia boss to turn government witness, the second highest defector ever. His criminal career: murder, loan sharking,...
Buffy fans – get ready for a Sunnydale High reunion on How I Met Your Mother! CBS has confirmed that Seth Green, Alyson Hannigan's former Buffy the Vampire Slayer costar, will guest star in...
Vicki: Pick up your underwear Buffy! Where's all the food? You didn't go shopping, did you? This place is a mess! I'm tired of cleaning up after you Buffy: God you're...
I'm Buffy. Willow, right? Xander. Mr Giles. Buffy Summers? You are the Chosen One. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die. Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you...
The moon shone down on a vast blue green sea Who are you waiting for? Even if I ask you just quietly look up at a star in the sky If I want you you'll hold my warmly but Your heart's...
Closed off from love I didn't need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you're frozen But something happened For the very...
Into every generation a slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. Buffy Summers? You are the Chosen One. Giles,...