Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...
How did my father die? He was murdered by Darth Pinkie. Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse. I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Yes, I bet you have! Oh No! Look...
Dear Dashie Potter, you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Friendship and Magic! You're a wizard Dashie! Uh, I mean. Only if you want to be, of course. Do you really have that scar? Holy sweet...
I don't know what that dream is that you have. I don't care how disappointing it might've been as you've been working toward that dream, but that dream that you're holding in your mind, That it's...