Dear Dashie Potter, you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Friendship and Magic! You're a wizard Dashie! Uh, I mean. Only if you want to be, of course. Do you really have that scar? Holy sweet...
Did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain? You're a wizard Harry. I'm a what? Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of...