-Hey, hey, fruit lovers! You've got questions and I've got answers... unless they're algebra questions. Then you're on your own. [laughs] -(announcer) "Dear Orange, can Marshmallow have some...
-(fruit) What is going on? [Papaya screaming, indistinct chattering] -(Papaya) Why's everything shaking? Wait, why's everything shaking? -Not signed up for this. -What is that thing? [all screaming]...
-[tune of Deck the Halls]: Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-dum-dum -Yeah, that was--that was awesome. You write that yourself, Orange? -Yeah! I call it "Dum."...
-Hey! Hey, Kiwi! Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey, hey, Kiwi. Kiwi? -What? What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper. -[laughs] [with accent]: What happened to your voice, mate? [laughs] -Dude, I'm a...
[upbeat theme music playing] -Annoying Orange is filmed in front of a live studio audience. -Okay, Pepper, your turn. -Oh, you know it. And remember the bet, Orange. If you lose, you have to tell...
-Hey, that's mine. Give it back. -No way. It's my whistling pinwheel. [pinwheel whistles] -You're an apple. -What's that, Orange? I can't hear you. [whistling continues] -[growls] [zapping sounds]...
-Check, check one. Sibilance, sibilance. Check, check two, sibilance, sibilance. -Yo bro! You better check again! We're not sib-i-lings! [laughs] -Shut your yapper, Orange! I'm setting up for the...