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-Hey, hey, fruit lovers!
You've got questions
and I've got answers...
unless they're
algebra questions.
Then you're on your own.
[laughs]
-(announcer) "Dear Orange,
can Marshmallow have some ZOOM?"
-Sure! What's the worst
that can happen?
-Yay! I love being even more
peppy than I already am!
-Um, I don't know if
this is a good idea.
Ah... ah...
-This is extreeeme!
[Marshmallow squealing]
-Whoa!
-WazZOOM!!!
[boom!]
-(announcer)
It's time for Ask Orange!
-All right, fruit fanatics!
Let's get to the questions.
-(announcer)
"Make a song called Fart Ships."
-Sure, here we go!
[singing]:
Yo, I'm on a fart ship
Yeah, I think it's really hip
Passing gas to get along
Farting as I sing this song
Yo, I'm on a fart ship
[farts]
Whoops, I just let one slip
Now, we're flying way too fast
Farting is quite a gas
[laughs]
[farts]
-(announcer)
"What is the most
annoyingest thing
you've ever done?"
-Ooh, I know!
Probably talking with my mouth
slightly off from the audio.
[out of sync]: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Is this driving you nuts?
I bet it is!
[laughs] Yeah!
-(announcer) "What would Pear
look like with a tan?"
-Great question!
I've often wondered that myself.
Hey, Pear!
[spits seed]
-Ow!
[muffled]: Hey... hey!
Let me out of here!
-Will do...
in five or "tan" minutes.
[laughs] More questions!
-(announcer)
"You know Marshmallow is a boy,
don't you, Orange? No one
please destroy the camera!"
-Now, I get asked
if Marshmallow's
a boy or girl a lot.
Everyone loves her so much
and wants to know
everything about him.
So, here you go.
Here's the answer.
But first...
[spits]
[glass shatters, static]
-(announcer) "What do you think
of my imaginary friend's name?
It's Billy Bob Joe
Junior the Third."
-Whoa! What a coincidence!
That's the name of my
imaginary friend, too! [laughs]
-(announcer)
"Hey Orange,
will Marshmallow cuddle with me
and my hamster?"
-Sure!
Marshmallow loves cuddling
with anything and everything.
[Marshmallow's theme song plays]
-Yay! I love cuddling!
Also, I love everything!
[giggling, tittering]
That's tickles!
[giggling] Whee-hee-hee!
-(announcer) "Does Marshmallow
like chipmunks?"
-Nope! I do not like chipmunks.
[record scratches]
-Whaaa?! Really?
-I LOVE chipmunks!
[theme song plays]
Tehehehehe-hehe! Yay!
[speaks indistinctly, giggles]
-(announcer)
"What happened to Bacon?"
-[mouthful]:
What Bacon?
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, can
you motorboat for ten minutes?"
-Sure! Just click on this link
to watch me motorboat
for ten minutes!
-(announcer)
"Where is Shoehorn?"
-It's right next to Leprechaun!
-What now?
[whack!]
Oh, me lucky charms!
-[laughs]
-(announcer) "What would you do
if you met Bigfoot?"
-I'd probably tell him
to put some socks on.
Your feet smell like
CheddarWurst. [laughs]
[splat!]
Waaaaaah!!
-(announcer)
"Hey, Orange! Knock, knock..."
-Who's there?
[record scratches, silence]
Silence who?
[laughs] That's the best
punch line I've ever heard!
-(announcer)
"Shaken or stirred?"
-Both! Right, Midget Apple?
-Huh?
[whack!]
Whoa-oh-whoa!
[yelling with impact]
-(announcer) "Will you do
any more animated videos?"
-Yes! In fact, we're doing
a whole week of animated videos.
That's right.
Starting next Tuesday,
we're gonna upload
a new animated
classic Orange episode
every day,
with a brand-new original
animated episode on Friday.
Tune in all week for animated
Orange awesomeness! Yeah!
-(announcer)
"Dear Orange, truth or Pear?"
-Hmm... I'll go with...
Pear!
-(Pear) You sure about that?
[zombie-like growl]
-Aah!
No! I pick truth!
Pick truth! Aah!
-(Nerville)
Oh, hey, guys.
-(Grandpa Lemon)
Did you fix the AC?
-No way. She's a goner.
No match for this... weird heat.
-(Pear)
What do you mean, Nerville?
It's 8 PM.
Isn't it dark outside?
-[heat-stroked]:
No... that's what I'm trying...
-[Orange laughs] Knife!
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