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-Check, check one.
Sibilance, sibilance.
Check, check two,
sibilance, sibilance.
-Yo bro! You better check again!
We're not sib-i-lings! [laughs]
-Shut your yapper, Orange!
I'm setting up for the greatest
rock band that ever lived!
-Well, glad it's not a magic show.
I can tell that it's totally staged! [laughs]
-Yay!
[singing Joan Jett]:
I love rock-n-roll
Put another dime
in the jukebox, baby
Hehehehe!!!!
-Yeah-ha-ha,
I was born to rock!
-All right, this is awesome!
Who's playing?
-Whoa! Here they come!
They can tell you themselves!
-Ladies and gentleman,
we are... Pickleback!
[record scratches]
-Pickleback?
Who are these dill-weeds?
[laughs]
-Hit it, boys.
-Hey, get off the stage! Booo!!!!
-[singing]:
Look at this pickle jar
Every time I do, I feel the scars
-Aw, please! NO!
-Relax, Pear.
At least their tarts are
in the right place! [laughs]
-Orange, you don't understand.
Their music is horrendous,
but the more they play,
somehow more and more
people end up liking their music!
It’'s like they'’re brainwashing
everyone!
-[singing]:
Oh
Everybody'’s gonna love you
so much more
-See?
-Yeah, but Grapefruit was always a
bit pickly around the edges. [laughs]
-Huh. You know what?
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but this song isn't that bad.
-No! Not you, Midget Apple!
-I mean, I’'m not actually saying
I like it, but, uh... uh-oh.
-[singing]:
Look at this pickle jar
-What the...
[splash]
What... what's going on?
-Yay! Call me Picklemallow!
Hahahaha!
-Oh no, it's spreading
faster than I thought.
-[singing]: Oh
-Orange, we gotta to find ear plugs!
-But we don't have ears!
-Oh, that'’s it! We'’re doomed!
Oh! Wait... wait...
Orange! Make one of your
dreadfully annoying sounds!
-Ooh! I know! Nya-nya-nya-nya...
-No! That'’s not powerful enough!
Are you listening to these guys?
Dig deeper, man!
-[fluttering lips]
-[straining]:
Can't... fight it...
any... longer...
[splash]
-[singing]:
Dill
Thank you! Thank you very much!
-Hey, Piggyback!
Oink you going to do
another song!? [laughs]
-Why ain'’t the Orange fella
brainwashed, Chad?
-Who knows? Who cares?
Just get those jars on the bus.
-Hey! What are you doing?
-If you must know,
we'’re pickling your friends.
-I doubt that will work.
None of them have armpits.
[laughs]
-Not tickling! PICKLING!
You see, we former cucumbers
are sick and tired
of being sacrificial lambs!
ANY fruit or vegetable
can be pickled.
So guess what?
We're taking your friends.
-(Marshmallow)
No! I don'’t wanna be green!
-[Pear grunts]:
Orange, please do something!
-He can’'t do anything...
because
WE... ARE... PICKLEBACK!!!
-[determined]:
Okay. My turn.
[spits seed, it ricochets]
-What the...?
-If Nya-Nya doesn't work,
and Motorboat won't work,
I guess it's time for...
THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND
IN THE WORLD!
[sharp inhale]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[jars shatter]
-What kind of sorcery is this?
[explosions and clattering]
I’'ve never seen anything
like that in my life!
-You mean you'’ve never seen
anything like a knife?
-No. I said my LIFE.
-And I said KNIFE!
-[screaming]
-Whoa!
Now that's a Pickleback...
and front. [laughs]
-Orange, gotta hand it to you buddy,
you really rock!
-I guess I do!
And I wrote a new song.
It goes like this:
AAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
-Got to admit,
it’'s still better than Pickleback.
-Oh definitely.
-Oh, hello kids. Bobjenz here.
I played the pickles in this
pickleriffic episode
of the Annoying Orange.
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It's my new cartoon;
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You guys should check it out.
Don't forget that you are awesome.
Not you. You.
-[Orange laughs] Knife!
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