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-(fruit) What is going on?
[Papaya screaming, indistinct chattering]
-(Papaya) Why's everything shaking?
Wait, why's everything shaking?
-Not signed up for this.
-What is that thing?
[all screaming]
-(Papaya) Whoa-whoa-whoa, put me down!
Put me down, you giant octopus!
Get away from me right this instant!
[groans] Hey, that guy looks just like me.
-(Orange) Nuh-uh.
You don't look like a cooking pot. [laughs]
-What's going on here? Is this some kind of trick?
-Nope, but this is. Cannonball! [spits]
-Ow!! [Orange laughs]
-Hey! You're not laughing.
-(Papaya) You jerk, you almost took my eye out!
-Well duh, we're playing pirates. Your turn.
-No more spitting seeds, no more pirates.
-Geez, I was just trying to patch things over. [laughs]
-(fruit) What's going on?
-Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey Apple, hey!
-(Papaya) Whoa, watch the name-calling, pal.
-Um yeah, I think he was talking to me.
-Oh, oh, you're the-- oh, you're the guy from the bag.
Sorry. -For what?
Falling on my head or crying like a baby all the way here?
-[Orange laughs]
He called the chubby pear a baby. [laughs]
-(Papaya) I wasn't crying
and I am not a chubby pear. I'm a--
-Grizzly pear! [laughs]
Grr, grizzly pear!
-That's Papaya, you idiot!
-Whoa, Grizzly Pear's your papa?
-(Papaya) No, I'm not his dad and I'm not a pear.
-Yeah, I don't know, dude. I think Orange is right.
You're looking very pear-like and I should know.
-(Papaya) Oh, come on!
-Nuh-uh, he's a magical egg
from the kingdom of delight! Yay!
-So, what's up with the little white dude?
He's freaking me out, man.
-(Papaya) I know, it's like he's made of plastic.
-[Marshmallow giggles] I'm not plastic!
-(Papaya) What? Where did he--
-I'm fantastic!
-Get it away! Get it away!
-[Orange laughs] Poor Apple.
He needs to mellow out. [laughs]
-(Papaya) He's right, Apple. It's just a marshmallow.
It's not like he's a--
-(Orange) Knife!
-(Papaya) Yeah, exactly, he's not gonna hurt--
-[screaming]
-Oh, my God, that is so messed up!
-Geez, talk about an apple turnover. [laughs]
Ooh, ow. -(Papaya) All right, I can't look.
I can't look; it's too awful.
-(Orange) Hey! Hey, Papa Grizzly Pear! Hey!
-Shut up, just shut up.
-[Orange laughs]: Grizzly Pear's trying to hibernate.
-Shut it, just shut it.
Shut your sound-hole, you little pipsqueak!
-Spit seed? Don't mind if I do! [spits]
-Ah-ah-ah-ow!
-Cannonball! [laughs]
-Oh, you think that's funny?
-Duh, why do you think I'm laughing?
-Yeah? Yeah, well how about this? [spits]
-Ow! -Ow!
[spitting continues, Orange groans]
-(Papaya) Yeah, not so funny now, huh?
-Okay, okay! Dude, enough!
Geez, Orange, I want you to apologize to... uh...
Okay, seriously dude, what the heck are you?
-[growls] My name is Papaya!
-Hey, hey, Grizzly Pear. Hey.
-What is your deal? What? What?
What? What is it now?
-Knife!
-Huh? [screaming]
[slice!, thud]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian