{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...
I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a...
[Nature, bird sounds. Explosion!] Scout: Move Cyclops, move! Come on, come on, almost - aaahh! Uhh, awww. [Missles whistling.] Woah, who the? [Explosion!] Aaaahh!! [Hard impact, glass breaks. Dove...