You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
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The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Lieutenant Spock. Status report! I estimate it will fire in 23.4 seconds. Engineering, all power to the aft shields. There is none to...
Excelsior, this is the shuttlecraft Sturgeon. Requesting docking coordinates. Acknowledged, Sturgeon, you are cleared for docking. Don't look so worried. Say that one more time, and I swear...
The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Captain's log, Stardate 6010.1 While in the midst of a ship wide systems upgrade The Enterprise has been ordered to depart star...