(words & music by Thomas C. Hansen) A long time ago, in a galaxy far away The evil empire was building a force, destroying all in its way Lord Vader, he's the man in black Helmet of steel...
- Bertram? - Working. Bertram working? I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me. - I'm on it. - Hands off it! Hey, I just saw the strangest thing. Bertram doing his job. Dad must be home! Dad! Hey, bud!...
1 [Star Wars theme playing] [male narrator reading] Male director 1: [interrupts] Uh, uh, can you do it faster? Male narrator: Faster? Male director 2: Yeah. And funnier, if possible. Male narrator:...
""Attention all crew.... Battle stations."" Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness. We're doomed. There'll be no escape...
You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen. What makes you think that ? Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan...
The origin of copyright law takes us back to the 1710 and Queen Anne, the Monarch who had just overseen the Unification of England and Scotland into then, brand-new Great Britain. Also on her busy...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...
Con pinturas mate crearon el sandcrawler [tractor de arena], el cual existía... ...como un decorado parcial y como miniatura. Así es como pudo haberse visto. Solo la parte baja del sandcrawler se...