You know, my favorite part of being a dad is the movies I get to watch. I love sharing my favorite movies with my kids and when my daughter was four, we got to watch "The Wizard of Oz"...
You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
If only you'd attached my legs I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility for me... so don't do anything foolish....
Luke, what's wrong? Leia, do you remember your mother-- your real mother? Just a little bit. She died when I was very young. What do you remember? Just images really. Feelings. Tell me. She...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...
Okay everyone... ...let's get started. This is a briefing about our pending attack on the Empire's new weapon... ...the Death Star. I was on the Death Star! As many of you know......