Never going to the bathroom again
Usually when people go to the bathroom They come out relieved But the last time that I went to the bathroom Someone ended up bleeding There's a faucet that leads to a monstrous snake That will turn...
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
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Why do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? And did you know, the first physician who said doctors need to wash their hands was put into an insane asylum? So before we get started today,...
Eyes like an ocean And you're pulling me in yeah you're pulling me in To this emotion, oh I taste the salt on your skin and you're pulling me in Like a feeling that I never...
Why countries are racing to the moon again Hello people, have you ever told your better half that you love them “to the moon and back”? Of course you have, we’ve all been in that mushy phase where...
There's robots everywhere! Time to party! Whatever you try, it's useless! Meteor smash! This reminds me of my childhood... Stop this. Sonic Adventure 3... it's a concept that...
Hey there! I don't know about you, but it really is a Brand New Day for me and as a matter of fact, heeee, it's such a brand new day for me, (laughing), guys! You all are going to be...
★Why I'll Never Go To This Arcade Again!! WORST ARCADE EVER!!! Arcade Game Time!!! What Can We Win From This Arcade??? Today We Are Playing Lots Of Different Arcade Redemption Games Including...
I'm never going to get in a fight in public again.
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