The enchanted ceiling

When I roam the hallways in my invisibility cloak The hardest thing I've ever done is keeping myself from kicking When I roam the hallways The hardest thing I've ever done is keeping myself from...

Whenever I cut my hair (when I cut my hair) It always grows back Whenever I cut my hair (when I cut my hair) It always grows back I could make a wig And give it to Argus Filch or I could make a beard...

Usually when people go to the bathroom They come out relieved But the last time that I went to the bathroom Someone ended up bleeding There's a faucet that leads to a monstrous snake That will turn...

Oh the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no Oh the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no If you wanna hear the cool bands You gotta go to the show 'Cause the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no Oh no

We work hard all week long Or at least Hermione does And when the weekend comes We just wanna have fun We need something that will make us strong Something that will last all weekend long Something...

I want to feel the wind rush through my hair I want to feel butterflies on the inside I want to feel freefall deep underground I want to ride through the bank When there's nothing to do in Diagon...

We're sneaking down to Honeydukes We're gonna eat some candy until we spew We're sneaking down to Honeydukes We're gonna fill our stomachs until we puke