Roseanne barr

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.