So, it's uh Friday night, and... still jobless, yay. I haven't left the house in a week. My therapist uh, broke up with me... oh yeah, there's a, there's a Gnome...
ANNOUNCER: President Jimmy Carter. [APPLAUSE] JIMMY CARTER: Thank you, thank you. Well, it's a great honor for me to be here today, and it reminds me of my favorite cartoon in the New Yorker...
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States. [APPLAUSE] BARACK OBAMA: Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Please be seated. To President and Mrs. Bush, to President...
Do you wanna date my Avatar? Do you wanna date my Avatar? Hang with me in my MMO. So many places we can go. You'll never see my actual face. Our love, our love will be in a virtual space....
[APPLAUSE] BILL CLINTON: Thank you very much, President and Mrs. Bush, and President and Mrs. Obama, President and Mrs. Carter, all the representatives here of the other previous presidents the Ford,...