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Well, what do I do now? Hello, this is Cara Laxom. Who is calling? Who do you think it is, dickhead? Anyway ... Now that you're in space, I think you should dress in an appropriate outfit....
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(Image source: Fars News Agency) BY ZACH TOOMBS The Iranian news agency that republished a spoof article as fact has issued an apology — and a bit of snark for the U.S. electoral system. The...
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Hypothetically speaking, how many elementary kids do you think it would take to take on a raptor? What? Think about it. Hypothetically speaking, There statistically has to be a number of elementary...
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(Image source: White House Flickr) BY ZACH TOOMBS Political pundits across the spectrum all seem to have the same message for President Barack Obama as he prepares for the election’s first...
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[pause] [distant sirens] [cat meowing] >> OLD LADY: How are you this evening, young man? >> RAY: Oh, ah, I'm good. >> OLD LADY: You know, there might...
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[Music] [Snake hissing and rattling] >>Man: Ohhh, he got me! >>Woman: *gasp!* >>Man: I'm feelin' nausea, muscle fasciculation, tachypnea,...
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[INTERPOSING VOICES] CHILD: Never mind! FEMALE SPEAKER 1: They said, we can't hear you. Now they're saying, never mind. [INTERPOSING VOICES] CHILD: No you don't! [INTERPOSING...
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Hi, my name’s Beamer and we’re taking apart a moped carburetor and right now we’re going to start cleaning it. There’s a fluid you can buy called “Carb Cleaner” and basically it’s just a general...
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~ Jabberwocky and the Snark ~ [Don't step on the mome raths] Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll, 1872 `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the...
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FEMALE SPEAKER: Thank you all so much for coming. It's my pleasure to introduce our very special guest, Ira Glass. [APPLAUSE] FEMALE SPEAKER: So as I'm sure you know, Ira is the award...
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