What are you gonna do this evening? I don't know. Watch TV probably. Yum. Ew, Sam, that's disgusting! You're going to get splinters on your tongue and stuff! What? It tastes...
I can't believe I just got a jury summons. Do I have to go to jury duty? You risk a contempt of court ruling if you try to squirm your way out. Aren't there legitimate ways to get out...