Capitol steps

Major: Good evening, maggots. As you may be aware, a federal judge has recently overturned the don’t ask, don’t tell policy, potentially paving the way for gays to serve openly in the military. So I...

Immigrant: On a dark desert highway, staying just out of sight Just like White House crashers, I don’t have an invite Up ahead in the distance, just past the cactus and sage I know I can find a brand...

Narrator: And now, the Capitol Steps brings you the newest musical out of Washington, DC. Please welcome the Washington, DC press corps! Press: We all work for the press, and our ethics are strong We...

When the GOP's in times of trouble Jerry Falwell comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Huckabee And in our darkest hour He is standing right in front of me There will be an answer Huckabee GOP, hear my...

Tea Partier 1: The government wants to take over my health insurance Tea Partier 2: Mine too. Tea Partier 1: I’m annoyed! Tea Partier 2: And I’m annoyed! Tea Partier 1: And we’re... Tea Partiers 1-2:...

Gimme me a ticket for an aeroplane My girlfriend is gettin' so inane Forty times today On my PDA My baby, she wrote me a twitter Every two minutes somethin' else to tell What the hell's the meaning of...

When you get older, when you retire Not too long from now How much do you think of every check you see Comes from social security? If we can’t fix it, wouldn’t it bite to be old and poor? Put a new...

Round like a circle that is forming, made of television ads More and more I see the warning of the conditions I might have I have countless new disorders that have finally been revealed I have dry...

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton! Clinton: Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. It is such a pleasure to be here tonight. I am so delighted and happy to be...