Campaign and suffering

You’ve heard me on the radio, but I don’t mean to annoy I’m here to tell those Rutgers gals it was just a ratings ploy A slip of the tongue can be quite accidental Don Imus is a girl’s best friend...
Well, now this here story is about a fellow what was running for President, maybe you’ve heard of him. He used to be a senator from Tennessee, then he moved off to Beverly. Hills, that is. You know,...
When the GOP's in times of trouble Jerry Falwell comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Huckabee And in our darkest hour He is standing right in front of me There will be an answer Huckabee GOP, hear my...
Round like a circle that is forming, made of television ads More and more I see the warning of the conditions I might have I have countless new disorders that have finally been revealed I have dry...
Every first Monday in October I put on my robe and hussle on over To serve as Supreme Court Justice, I never stop Every year we hear a thousand petitions Every year we make a thousand decisions You’d...
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch C-SPAN I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch C-SPAN Just watch the House in session and like me...
All my bags were packed in the overhead bin The guy beside me flashes a grin We're buckled up now, we're all set to go Then suddenly as we take off That guy, he starts to shake and cough It worried...
A long, long time ago We used to get our food home-grown And toothpaste used to make you smile It used to be you'd shop with ease Never eating antifreeze You planned to keep on living quite a while...
Now listen here, my friends, may I have your attention please? If you're not in the race for '08, just raise your hand, raise your hand And observe this, if you will There's some people from the Hill...