You’ve heard me on the radio, but I don’t mean to annoy I’m here to tell those Rutgers gals it was just a ratings ploy A slip of the tongue can be quite accidental Don Imus is a girl’s best friend...
(Doorbell rings) Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I’m not expecting anyone, come in… Hello, look who is joining me It’s all my friends that I’m debating in the GOP Herman Cain: Hello, my name is Herman...
First up, ’81, Ronald Reagan, lots of fun Peristroika; Gorbachov; Lorena Bobbit sliced it off Walter Mondale didn’t win, why? There you go again Top banana in Havana, Castro was in power then Fawn...
John McCain: My friends, it's obvious that the Republican Party is not happy with the current field of Presidential candidates, so I've been going door to door and asking people this one simple...
Manager: That’s right, welcome, this is your new government sponsored healthcare program. We thought it was high time your healthcare was brought to you by the same people who run FEMA. We’re...
Well, now this here story is about a fellow what was running for President, maybe you’ve heard of him. He used to be a senator from Tennessee, then he moved off to Beverly. Hills, that is. You know,...
[Note that there are multiple versions of every Capitol Steps song, as the lyrics occasionally change from performance to performance. This is the album version.] TSA Guard: Ladies and gentlemen, as...
Cain: Hi, I’m Herman Cain, and as you know I’ve had to suspend my campaign, but hey, at least I kept things interesting for a while, much in the way every movie gets a little bit more interesting...
Bush: We’ve been suffering Barack too long Hearing his same old song We waited to see who from the GOP could beat him From Texas there came a new name With Perry’s halo in the ring now it’s a new...
The Congress had a spiteful fight about the debt increases The Senate staff was out of cash to pay their office leases Now there’s a plan to keep this land from falling all to pieces Will our economy...