Never saw two storms just like this Was New Orleans under a curse As the waters raged around me And I thought that things couldn’t get worse They sent in FEMA That guy Brownie, feeble job in all...
Bush (Secret Service Agents): And lately my ratings have been rather poor, they haven’t been the highest lately. But I did find out I’m very popular in a place called YouTube. I went to give a...
Every first Monday in October I put on my robe and hussle on over To serve as Supreme Court Justice, I never stop Every year we hear a thousand petitions Every year we make a thousand decisions You’d...
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch C-SPAN I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch C-SPAN Just watch the House in session and like me...
All my bags were packed in the overhead bin The guy beside me flashes a grin We're buckled up now, we're all set to go Then suddenly as we take off That guy, he starts to shake and cough It worried...
My fellow Americans, it's time for me to have an important conversation with my most trusted advisor. He's my friend, he's my conscience, he explains things to me when I don't understand them. And...
A long, long time ago We used to get our food home-grown And toothpaste used to make you smile It used to be you'd shop with ease Never eating antifreeze You planned to keep on living quite a while...
Now listen here, my friends, may I have your attention please? If you're not in the race for '08, just raise your hand, raise your hand And observe this, if you will There's some people from the Hill...
Ladies and gentlemen, the proposed breakup of the Microsoft Corporation has caused great financial anxiety for one of America's most beloved multi-billionaires. Of course I'm talking about Bill Gates....
Hello boys and girls. It's time for another government lesson for little children. Our second story is about Jack Abramoff: This is the House that Jack bribed. This is the cash from Abramoff’s stash...