Desperate housemembers

[Note that there are multiple versions of every Capitol Steps song, as the lyrics occasionally change from performance to performance. This is the album version.] TSA Guard: Ladies and gentlemen, as...

Major: Good evening, maggots. As you may be aware, a federal judge has recently overturned the don’t ask, don’t tell policy, potentially paving the way for gays to serve openly in the military. So I...

Immigrant: On a dark desert highway, staying just out of sight Just like White House crashers, I don’t have an invite Up ahead in the distance, just past the cactus and sage I know I can find a brand...