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Newest Submissions on top Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers You want to learn about...

"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?" "I just can’t take the bad sex anymore". "I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about...

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off! Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like...

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you? Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z. Theres a party in my pants and your invited....

Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way? Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Are you wearing spacepants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world! You must...

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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ..... Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What...

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? I’m single and desolate. Can you help me? I'm...

Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because every-time we meet I want to sing your name! "Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco...

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. "That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming...