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Are you a model? Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course. If I get hooked on you, will you hook...

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you. Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas. If...

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina? Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in! You can call me...

Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley? Want to grab some Java? Hey baby, what's your OS? Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all...

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC! Can I double stuff your Oreo? Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes? You must be the...

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete...

Are you religious? 'Cause your prayers have just been answered. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel? Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were...

Newest Submissions on top Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of...

Newest Submissions On Top You make me want to upgrade my Tivo. Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life With my...