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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!
My cat's dead, can I play with your *** instead?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus
Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my ***.
Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ***
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home
Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy
I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
I'm no rooster, but watch what this ***-a-do-to-you
If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
You wanna see a donkey show?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Are you from Narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
I'm a lion: Meow
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss
Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y
Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
If you where a sheep I would clone you
If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising ***!
Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?
"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this ***
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
Do you handle chickens because your good with ***
Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.
Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!
Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and *** like animals!
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?