Sports jokes

Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight! Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce...

Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? A: O.J. Simpson.  Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog? A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!...

Three students from University of Michigan, Michigan State, and Ohio State went hunting.  The Buckeye brought back a big buck. "How did you get that?" they all asked. "I saw the...

Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? A: The cow kicked him in the head! Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic! Q: Why can't Matt Forte get into...

Q: What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match? A: In a hockey game, the fights are real. Q: How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey? A: There's a 'face-off' in the corner. Q:...

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist's boat capsized. Although he could swim, his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the capsized craft. Finally spotting a man at the shore, he...

Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What do...

Q: What do you get if you see a Germany fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and England striker Wayne Rooney? A: Clinton can score. Q: Name...

Q: What do you call 1,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start. Q: Why isn't NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield worried about reportedly testing positive for methamphetamines...