Sports jokes

Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A:...

New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"...

There were three basketball players, one from Duke, North Carolina, and Michigan State, standing on a burning buildings roof in Indianapolis.  The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to...

Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called? A: Mother-In-Law! Q. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Q: What do a bowling...

The Toronto Symphony was playing Beethoven's Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other: "We don't have much to do. Let's go next door for a few drinks." They stayed for a while and...

Q: Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner. Q: What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy? A: PGA Tour Q: Why does someone who runs...

It was a perfect Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker -"Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee...