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Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles
Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.
Q: What's the difference between a
Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium
hotdog in October!
Q: What is the difference between
Barry Zito and Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr?
A: Walter knows how to throw a strike.
Q: Yankees slugger Darryl
Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe.
A: This is the first time that the
name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it
ending with his suspension.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?
A: Because he gets to see some balls.
You might be a redneck if you think
the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"
Q: Why did the coach kick Cinderella
off the baseball team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: Well, at least the Cubs are trying.
A: They installed a new pitching
machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1.
Q: MLB is deciding whether or not
to reinstate Pete Rose in the
2014 season.
A: When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50
riding on it."
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: Why are Dominicans great baseball players?
A: Because they already know how to hit, run, and steal!
Q: Why don't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is
Q: Why are Cubs fans bad lovers?
A: Not only do they come up short but they always finish early.
Q: How do you know if you have a female umpire?
A: She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.
Reckless Driver
A White Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
Better at Sex
There were two men, one was a White Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.
These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.
Both men accepted the challenge.
That night, the woman had sex with the White Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.
Shocked and outraged, the White Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.
She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"