{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
Do you wanna date my Avatar? Do you wanna date my Avatar? Hang with me in my MMO. So many places we can go. You'll never see my actual face. Our love, our love will be in a virtual space....