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Wake up in the morning
looking greener than Shrek.
Where's that Donkey?
Sleeping in a tub can
really mess up your neck.
Before I leave I stop and
vomit up tequila and glitter.
It seems I'm spending
every morning with my
head in the [BEEP].
Got vomit up in my hair, but
I'm way too sick to care.
Now I'm falling
down the stairs.
I pull myself off the floor,
but I'm almost out the door.
But my family is
waiting for me.
Oh crap, not again.
It's an intervention.
It's cool.
I'm fine.
I can stop it any time.
That's a lie.
You won't try.
Now you've made
your mother cry.
Look.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm out of here this is ***.
I just drink a couple beers.
Don't leave.
We love you, even
hired Dr. Drew.
This pattern needs to end.
I think I have to puke again.
So I decide to stay, but
my head is still reeling.
Then they all go down the line
talking 'bout their feelings.
It makes me sad when I see you
brush your teeth with Jack.
Also, you borrowed my gold
bike and never gave it back.
Stop showing off your butt.
You're making young
girls act like ***.
And you're starting to get
a beer gut, beer gut.
This behavior's a
dead end and P.
Diddy is not your friend.
You'll end up like
Lindsay Lohan.
L-L-L-L-L-Lohan.
This is whack.
I feel trapped.
We want the old Kesha back.
Screw you Dr. Drew and
your stupid camera crew.
Hey, you don't have
to shout, we're just
trying to help you out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
OK, it's time you know,
this is just a video.
I don't drink or pee in sinks.
It's what I want
my fans to think.
It's all an act.
And in fact, it's
even in my contract.
Oh.
Oh, God.
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