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Ohh, that's precious!
Did she make this herself? She sure did.
They took the picture of her at school and then she drew all the hearts around it.
Happy Monday Y'all. What are you looking at? It's a Birthday Card my daughter made for me.
It's adorable, look.
Now that's cute.
Look at that little face.
And those little ringlets.
NOW THAT'S
CUTE. [with a little Cra Cra in her eyes *Crazy Eyes ]
Thanks...
Nancy, that's fine. I MEAN
*** [Crazy Eyes]
I don't think I've ever heard you curse before Nancy... [She's gone Crazy!] I can't handle it! I mean look at those little cheeks
I just want to rip them off and eat them for a snack! Okay, you know what. That's my daughter you're talking about.
I just want to stab her in the throat, she's so *** cute.
Okay, you know, why don't you give me the card back!? [Nancy pushes her coworker aside]
[Cra Cra gets on the table] STOP BEING SO *** CUTE WITH YOUR LITTLE HEARTS AND SCRIBBLES! [SCREAM]
Hey everybody
Ohh, "Table Party"! [Laughter]
Oh, check this out!
My niece had it made for me!
That is MY puppy on the front of it [Tshirt of cute puppy] Now that's cute... UH OH.
Thanks Nancy! I can tell I'm going to cherish it for a long long time. HOLY ***, I
just want to split it's head open with a HAMMER. Hold on now? [SCREAMS and SQUEELS] I want to squeeze it's face until it's skull bursts and it's brains spill all over my hands! NOOOOO! [A big fight breaks out because the coworker won't let go of the shirt] She's got SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH! [Office worker flies into the trash can!]
[Screams and fight as coworker bounces off the snack machine]
[Office worker screams as she is dragged down the table on top of the Break Room lunches] You're going to Die! [Sound of the office worker being shoved up agains the filing cabinets]
[The sound of her shirt as it is being ripped off, Screams as her shirt is ripped off]
[Yelling like a Weight Lifter on Steroids at Planet Fitness] [Sound of Poster being trashed] STOP!!
GET CONTROL OF YOURSELF! [She makes grunts and sounds like a wild animal]
[sing song in unison] HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON! [sound of her kicking him and the cake hitting him right in the face]
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT MAKING THAT CAKE! [Sound of balloons popping and primal yelling]
Here's the number to my psychiatrist!
Please get help!
[The crazy out of her voice] What a cute little card. [Sound of her ripping up the card]
Hey Nancy, I'm back from Maternity Leave. Meet Jacob!
Now That's Cute...
[Sound of girl being punched] [Baby cries a little bit as he is being picked up by his Mom's Crazy coworker, Crazy Eyes]