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[Music]
Thanks for coming in
Thank you so-
You think I could Make a sock out of this?
Yo
Straight from the streets...
of the suburbs...
...of Lakewood
You aint never seen crafts like this before
We got the hooks on this track,
so DJ,
drop the needle.
Uh!
"Yorkshire Yarns"
(I knit around fools all night and day)
"Yorkshire Yarns"
(Anybody who think that they can crochet)
"Yorkshire Yarns"
(I knit around fools all night and day)
"Yorkshire Yarns"
(Anybody who think that they can crochet)
-I got 5 skeins of Cash'/ For every hank of Cascade you newbie needle droppers all
wish you had/ Playa' don't mad at me/ 'Cuz I purl like a "G"/ And can magic loop around
you, and your mommy/ How does it feel?/ Bustin' over socks when I eat those for meals/ Always
in my basement spinnin' my wheel/ Gotta wind this alpaca hair 'cuz I learned a new heel/
Then I'll be back to the shop lookin' for more steals/ And that's real/ Fools try to
copy my patterns but I might switch/ Leave you stuck up in your blanket project like
a tight stitch/ My colors are the dopest ever seen/ And people always think my sweaters
come from machines/ But they don't/ And I won't use/ Nothin' but .2's/ All your needles
look the same/ And that's so lame/ But don't hate the knitter/ Hate the game son
-Think twice before you battle this crew/ Hats knit fast right passed you
We go continental too/ Hooks and needles how we do
Think twice before you battle this crew/ Hats knit fast right passed you/ We go continental
too/ Hooks and needles how we do
"Don't touch my stitch counter"
(I know you're not making a scarf right now!)
"Where'd you put my pattern book?"
"Do NOT
touch my stitch counter!"
Yo
Yarnover-kill/ I knit my hats with spears when I need a thrill/ 'Cuz I'm hardcore/ Use
my favorite yarn store/ So much I get free room and board/ (You got yarn?)/ Well I got
more/ Kertzer Chunky Marble 'cuz right now that's what's in style/ Yak is not my favorite
but the yak hair makes me smile/ Rowan Calmer's good but I aint used it in a while/ Cascade
220? I got that, I can stretch it half a mile/ From the worsted to the best-ed/ I bested
all the rest did/ You ever stop to think?/ 'Cuz your doilies really stink/ But when I
felt and shrink/ I get it fuzzy in a blink/ As far as setting trends, man I stay on the
brink/ You made a pattern once?/ Well I made like 40/ Well, for real I stole mine from
Cat Bordhi/ (But the point is)/ Knit, Crochet, Pick, or throw/ All your stitches, they just
got owned so...
Think twice before you battle this crew/ Hats knit fast right passed you/ We go continental
too/ Hooks and needles how we do
Think twice before you battle this crew/ Hats knit fast right passed you/ We go continental
too/ Hooks and needles how we do
-You have just witnessed
The true "O.G." stitches
If you out there thinkin' you're slick with the knit...
You better watch your back!