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My name is Vinnie Jones and I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget
There are times in life when being tough comes in handy.
Say some geezer collapses in front of you.
What do you do?
We need a volunteer that ain't breathing.
Here's one I made earlier.
First thing you do is you check him over.
If he ain't responsive or he ain't breathing or he's making noises like this.
(SOUND: serious weezing) then his heart has stopped working and he's having a cardiac arrest.
Look lively. First, call 999.
Then you do Hands-only CPR. And no kissing.
You only kiss your missus on the lips.
Watch. Lock your fingers together, knuckles up. Then push down. Right on the sovereign.
(MUSIC: whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
(MUSIC: Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
Push down five or six centimetres. That's about two inches in old money.
(MUSIC: ah ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
Push hard and fast about two times a second, like to the beat of Stayin' Alive.
Worried you'll hurt him?
Better a cracked rib than him kicking the bucket.
Keep this up until the ambulance arrives.
So, don't forget.
Check him over.
Call 999. Push hard and fast to Stayin' Alive.
It works.
Hands-only CPR. It ain't as hard as it looks.
If you want to come in handy in an emergency
why not sign up for one of our HeartStart courses.
(MUSIC: ah ah ah ah stain' alive, stayin' alive)