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Sup! Kris Lebus!\par Why did you make a last name that rhymes with
abuse?\par I know your brothers & sisters say that your
videos suck!\par Well I agree with them because you are just
plain stuck!\par You just copied my ideas & put them on your
last channel\par & you are the future George Mendel!\par
You may have been a brony longer than me.\par But you are only a 10 year old male Rarity!\par
I have read fan fics, comics, & drawn ponies!\par But you are just made of tiny little fillies!\par
I know we have a meeting tonight!\par But you have been sleeping with Molestia all
night!\par \par
KH:\par Are you calling me a George Mendel?\par
I don't even know who he is.\par But I hope he is a guy\par
That can't fall in an abyss\par You got the kingdom Hearts necklace\par
But why do you have to be so reckless\par & you got the nerdy bifocal glasses\par
& you say I slept with Molestia?\par Well gee you must've been in the club of Trollestia!\par
\par HS9:\par
Don't you see that I am the Trollestia!\par I'm the one that has been trolling you for
your whole life, just like Celestia's Grandma!\par I know who has a crush on you...\par
It's only a Diamond Tiara that yells MOO!\par I'm the biggest baddest wolf in the city\par
But I'm one of the unknown Superheroes in Equestria Daily!\par
You just wish you were with Princess Cadance instead of Shining Armor being with her.\par
But you should stick with Twilight Sparkle instead of dreaming of her!\par
Don't even think about doing anything else, cuz you just got BURNNEEDDD!\par
Oh, you think I don't have a brain, well I got my game on\par
After this rap, you'll be crying like Lyra and Bon-bon.\par
You took too much of my soul and turned it into yours\par
So now you made me feel really bored.\par I don't even think about Cadance or Twilight
Sparkle\par Because I already have a crush of my own\par
She's American, in my class, and something else.\par
But since you were talking about them, you must have a crush on them.\par
Now be quiet, because you just got PWNED!\par \par
HS9:\par Now be quiet you. I don't have any time for
love\par But maybe you might be friends with Lyra & Bon-bon\par
I never took anyone soul, but sometimes I feel like eating soup in a bowl.\par
So who's your crush? Is it Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo?\par
Or maybe is it your teacher, Ms. Cherilee?\par I cannot get PWNED cuz you're the one that
is getting PWNED!\par I'm a forgotten brother of Celestia\par
But you're the forgotten filly brother of Molestia!\par
Maybe you're so stupid because Molestia molested you when you were just a foal.\par
Which is why in the present time, you are just digging up coal!\par
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