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Don't worry about me, I'm fine Just keep going the way you were traveling I'm so sorry for making things hard I won't give reasons or excuses anymore Thank you for...
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Eh! Eh! Eh! Mom! Mom! Mommy! What is it Mikayla? Mommy's busy with her Adderall and Zinfandel. Zinferall... Adderdel... Zinafa... Zan can... Mom! I can't reach the Gushers! Mikayla,...
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No! No! You go back into the toilet, demon poop! Back to where you came from! You stay away from me and you stay away from the children! Hello, Desmond. Oh hello Trisha. Were you, um... were you just...
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Alright, I need to go to Linda's Beauty to pick up some scalp treatment. Who's coming with me? While you're doing that, I need to get some new underwear at Victoria's...
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So then the dressmaker brings out this dress and it has silk and chiffon and satin- Wait. Is chiffon a material or a person? Or both? It's a material, Trisha. Alright, well, I'm gonna...
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I'm afraid I have some bad news. I don't really know how to tell you this, but according to your test results, you are not pregnant. But Doctor how can this be? Well, I don't...
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Ah oui, I will take a toasted baguette with a selection of foie grais and a Perrier please. Saison Margeurite, I am going to reiterate a point that I make to you at least twice a week. All that we...
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ME ROAR! so almost a year ago I made a video called secret girls don't want boys to know it's one of my more successful video so I figured I do a...
Have fun smelling my poops, bitches. So...is there cheer practice today or not? Where the fuck is Mackenzie Zales? Oh my god. It's Shay Van Buren. What the fuck do you want, Shay Van Buren?...
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