[MUSIC PLAYING] [BIRDS SINGING] -Look at all this trash. -It must be that litterbug we've been trying to catch. -Yeah, let's fingerprint this. [SPY MUSIC PLAYING] -Let's see if...
(Mr. Cliff Petrak). Now, I speak at a lot of schools and most of you, I don't think--correct me if I'm wrong, are there any people here who are already associated with a school? Oh,...
Listen, Marty, type that up for me, will ya? Excuse me? You got somewhere to be? This confession is, like, 40 pages. What, and you got somewhere to be? Come on, man. You want me to tie your shoes for...
TV CRITIC GRIMLOCK: Second inauguration of President Obama televised all over world earlier this week. Beyonce in hot water for allegedly lip-synching to pre-recorded music during inauguration. Me...
LET ME TELL YOU TRUE As you must already know, I am quite over you. I barely think of you more than twenty times a day. Though I must confess that today, When I went all about town in what had been...
♪ -time religion ♪ ♪ The old time religion ♪ ♪ It's good enough for meee ♪ ♪ T'was good for the Hebrew children ♪ ♪ T'was good for the Hebrew children ♪ ♪ T'was good...
Hey guys, I'm gonna show you what's wrong with this TV. It has a flashing light. And I was messing with these side buttons and came with something wrong. See, will turn it on, and the...
That all the love I could't give All the boxes pushed myself within Have a greater hand at stake And there's something bigger beginning to start And my life and the lives I've...
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the Queen Oh, drag queen. I get it. The wind is howling like this swirling...